Caption Time #28

1. Mandy

   02 December, 2004, 12:16 am

   I’m a little teapot….

2. Esther

   02 December, 2004, 12:16 am

   A little late for Thanksgiving, Eugene decided to do his turkey impression for the co-workers. They were not impressed.:dead:

3. fenix020387

   02 December, 2004, 12:20 am

   what zoo did this guy escape from?

4. Beth

   02 December, 2004, 1:03 am

   Grandpa’s big finish to his Dirty Rooster Joke gets ’em every time.

5. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   02 December, 2004, 3:29 am

   “and then your grandma would tie me to the bedposts like so…..”

   😕

6. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   02 December, 2004, 4:00 am

   “take her teeth out and……woah Momma I was in heaven.”

   😕

   WARNING: NEVER LET GRANDPA DRINK AT FAMILY DINNERS

7. Nikki

   02 December, 2004, 4:58 am

   This is the church
   There’s the steeple
   open the doors and see all the people.

8. Bruce

   02 December, 2004, 5:31 am

   Trust me, I’m a deer.:twisted:
   I want a car like that!

9. Matthew

   02 December, 2004, 5:45 am

   …and that’s how I super-glued my hands to my head!

10. Nikki

    02 December, 2004, 6:07 am

    Too Much Eggnog = Uncle Bob performing Madonna’s “Vogue”

11. frisko

    02 December, 2004, 6:21 am

    My ballet teacher says I need to practice holding my arms higher when I pirouette. I get praise for my big smile too.

12. ospirin

    02 December, 2004, 6:48 am

    Uncle Bob’s new mating dance “peacock at swan lake” are a big hit at the local senior center.

13. Davezilla

    02 December, 2004, 7:23 am

    Kabuki Senior Theatre

14. Dan Martin

    02 December, 2004, 7:35 am

    I’m a pretty pretty princess, look at my crown…now come into the light Carol Ann!!!

15. rust

    02 December, 2004, 8:29 am

    Dr Herbert Rankel demonstrates the “intergalactic greeting” used by beings from the Cow’s Udder Galaxy. Claiming to have made contact with extraterrestrials through his grandson’s Radio Shack Space Patrol© walkie-talkie, Rankel is confident that he is on the list of abductees for 2004. “We’ll see what Santa has under the Christmas Tree,” grins the doctor. “I expect to be travelling through a wormhole by New Year’s Eve to meet with Duke Newcombe and his wife, Zelda. — And then we can make the world safe from invading Xindi Reptilians”
    :geek:

16. Moxie

    02 December, 2004, 8:39 am

    ….and when I did this your Aunt Millie said I looked like King of the Cocks….

17. Merth

    02 December, 2004, 8:52 am

    You know
    Dasher and Dancer…
    Donner and Blitzen…
    Comet and Cupid…
    But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all..
    Francis the old-faced reindeer had a very shiny skull…
    and if you ever ever saw it…
    you would even say it glowed.

18. Lace Valentine

    02 December, 2004, 10:48 am

    “If I had hair, it would be a Mohawk.”

19. Chris

    02 December, 2004, 11:51 am

    LOOK AT WHAT I CAN DO!

20. Cheap Date

    02 December, 2004, 12:03 pm

    HEY! You guys leave grandpa alone! It’s bad enough he has to sleep with grandma! Can’t the man do his impression of a reindeer in PEACE!?!?! 😡

    YOU GO ON AND BE YOU PAPA!! you go on and be you.

    😛

21. mikeB

    02 December, 2004, 12:15 pm

    “This is how we made dem Iraqis stand right before we did the Lynndie on em.”:twisted:

22. Esther

    02 December, 2004, 12:40 pm

    Btw, love that car commercial. Damn.:grin:

23. simoon

    02 December, 2004, 2:19 pm

    Grandpa’s hand motions (not that you can actually *see* any motion) reminds me of some bellydance moves that we do… Usually much prettier with just one hand… but, we couldn’t help ourselves and started doing the two-handed move just for giggles. Definitely NOT something we’re putting in our troupe repertoire!

24. TinaMarie

    02 December, 2004, 4:07 pm

    “I just put my hands on top of my head like this…and then I just dove right in! You shoulda seen your Grandma wiggle! She loved it!”

    (Grandpa’s anecdotal advice on how to spice up sex with your no longer virginal wife.)

25. Cherish

    02 December, 2004, 6:23 pm

    Coolest Car Commercial… EH-VAR!!! :wang:

26. Brian

    02 December, 2004, 10:50 pm

    a mild mannered yoga instructor by day, superhero by night. Tom had known for the past 50 years that if he lowered his hands from their mantis configuration above his head someone would surely figure out his secret identity.:cool:

27. jen

    02 December, 2004, 10:54 pm

    Not only am I pretending to have hair, you can smell my armpits too!

28. Richard

    03 December, 2004, 4:47 am

    So this is my reindeer – wanna see my trouser elephant?

29. Keith Burgin

    03 December, 2004, 10:52 am

    How dat dictate, bitch?

30. StickyC

    03 December, 2004, 10:54 pm

    “Junior Soprano’s final courtroom appearance.”

31. wantwit

    04 December, 2004, 4:53 pm

    LOOK CLOSER: he stole his teeth from a 5 year old.

Comments are closed