Caption Time #278

Caption Time #278


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18 responses to “Caption Time #278”

  1. Lung the Younger Avatar

    THE THIRTEENTH TASK OF HERCULES!
    – to tidy up his bedroom.

  2. Lung the Younger Avatar

    He does look like he’s hitting the age where he’s going to buy himself a lock for his bedroom door and a left-handed mouse for his computer.

  3. djb200 Avatar
    djb200

    Are you sure that you didn’t Photoshop some D & D geek’s head from the early 80″s onto a W O W geek’s body? That kid is retro 70’s/80’s, disco/pop. I look at him and immediately remember watching Dukes of Hazzard, Solid Gold and Sat. morning cartoons. God, I’m old.
    😯

  4. Nicolette Avatar

    Little Billy never really understood girls. For some reason, when he would try to impress them with talk of his level 80 Elven Mage, their eyes would glass over for a minute or two then they would run screaming away from him. Perhaps it was his hair style……. :limp:

  5. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    Warfrickengeekcraft WTF this throwbwck to the 80ies needs a haircut and loss of his viginity

  6. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Online nerd dating at matchstick.com

  7. AnnieB Avatar

    A little makeup and a proper cape and I’ll look just like me mum…

    😆 @ LtY

  8. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    -what do you think of my magic clothes peg?
    -what? alot of heros wear avacado towel capes!
    -i traded my penis for this game.
    -i have more power than my dad leif garrett

  9. StevieC Avatar

    Looking back through old pictures, Todd came upon this reminder of the day that his Ability To Attract Members Of The Opposite Sex power level fell to zero.

  10. Mand Fish Avatar

    If his parents took this picture, I think it qualifies as child abuse.

  11. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Neil Diamond before he got his first guitar.

  12. rust Avatar

    It’s amazing what you can get people to do when the stakes are high and the IQ is low!

  13. Doug B Avatar
    Doug B

    That was me, before I started using Old Spice Swagger.

  14. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Doug Henning Jr? Sadly, that picture is not a remnant of the 80’s. It’s barely a year old, it seems. His mom never got over her first crush. And he never grew the stones to say, “Mom, I want a fucking haircut”!

  15. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    [quote comment=”629700″]-
    -i have more power than my dad leif garrett[/quote]
    LOL, I was laughing thinking Shawn Cassidy, but you are right, it is a clone from Leif Garrett
    😀

  16. rust Avatar

    I’ve been dying to think up something quirky about that big green plastic clothespin, like the URU CLOTHESPIN OF POWER, but I just cannot get my brain around to it.

    Nope, I got nothin’

    :limp:

  17. Meagan Avatar

    “Okay Mom, before you cut my hair, THIS is what I want it to look like. I don’t want a mullet… again.”

  18. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    Even though he’s geeky or dorky or whatever, I’m a little bit jealous. I’m tired of this being a grown-up shit. Sometimes I want to go back to being a kid. I want to ride the school bus not drive the school bus. haha

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