Caption Time #271

Caption Time #271


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31 responses to “Caption Time #271”

  1. Mandy Avatar

    they see fat rollin’ …
    they hatin’ …
    but they just think i’m
    eatin’ dirty :dead:

  2. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Inbred rappers Gaptooth Grin and Fatboy (ain’t) Slim.

  3. Fruf Avatar
    Fruf

    Mini sumo and his peep straight boy

  4. Rufnkdnme Avatar
    Rufnkdnme

    He’s going to need a bigger shovel to cover the turd he’s about to drop.

  5. AnnieB Avatar

    Something tells me that this kid would never adhere to the Five Second Rule… 😛

  6. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    I weep for America

  7. IrishCarBomb Avatar
    IrishCarBomb

    Hey He has my T-Shirt.

  8. yea whatever Avatar
    yea whatever

    i have never seen a popsicle that green in my entire life 🙁

  9. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    Where do you find this stuff? lol
    I think the part that disturbed me most is the “original” Nintendo remote on his shirt…does that mean he is an adult now? Should we alert the authorities? 😯

  10. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    Or how are those tiny little feet holding that boy up?

  11. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    I told you there was a shallow end in the gene pool !!!

  12. Cornbot Avatar
    Cornbot

    [quote comment=”626558″]I told you there was a shallow end in the gene pool !!![/quote]
    Shallow due to water displaced when this kid got in. Looks like he could affect the tide.

  13. zinta Avatar
    zinta

    This kid is such a nerd… he should have it stamped on his forehead.. or his belly… or his huge butt.

  14. StevieC Avatar

    Pops, plumps, and peeps – oh my!

    And no, none of my vehicles have teeth, thank you very much.

  15. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Take it away
    Take it away
    Take it way, now!

  16. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    Finally their new album; Harelip ‘n’ Cor Pu Lent: “Pinchin Da Big Loaf!”

  17. Meagan Avatar

    Back off, yo! Dis my playground! 😛

  18. nina Avatar
    nina

    This is what happens when you put high fructose corn syrup, gangster rap, and parents who just don’t give a damn.

  19. Lung the Younger Avatar

    ..and even after the auditions, Ms. Applebee still couldn’t decide which of the two was better for the role of Gollum in the school play. One had the perfect physique and the other the perfect face…..

  20. David Avatar

    Is the kid with the hat wearing a Rock-n-Roll Marathon T-shirt? Or is that a Hot-Wheels t-shirt?

  21. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Oh shit. Penn and Teller should never have tried that magic trick inside the genetic laboratory…

  22. ReV.JellYBaby Avatar
    ReV.JellYBaby

    This reminds me of a traditional British song:-

    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “Who ate all the pies?”
    “You fat bastard, You fat bastard!”

    “YOU ate all the pies!”

    enough said…….

    PeaCe OuT

    ReV
    😉

  23. lobo de luna Avatar
    lobo de luna

    The famed leaders of the notorious gang 22nd street, Pac-man jr and Nom Nom.

  24. AnnieB Avatar

    [quote comment=”626551″]i have never seen a popsicle that green in my entire life :([/quote]

    :wtf: You know the more I look I that, the more I think that’s a plastic shovel.

    Bet he eats it anyway…

  25. AnnieB Avatar

    M H is getting ridiculous.

  26. Chris S. Avatar
    Chris S.

    Werd to yo blubba…

  27. Brian M Avatar

    Quick! Do you know if the Contra Code can help me lose 50lbs? (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START)

  28. Astryd Avatar

    Thank you Mistress Darla, My ass is all yours… 😛

    Thank you Sir.

    [quote comment=”626544″]they see fat rollin’ …
    they hatin’ …
    but they just think i’m
    eatin’ dirty :dead:[/quote]

    I used to think eatin’ dirty was a naughty enjoyable thing that you do to Zillagirlz, then I saw this pic… 😯

  29. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”626544″]they see fat rollin’ …
    they hatin’ …
    but they just think i’m
    eatin’ dirty :dead:[/quote]
    delicious booty and then this?…. marry me :wang:

  30. tinamarie Avatar
    tinamarie

    Jabba the Squat. ❓

  31. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    “Yo yo yo, DJ Ritalin in da playground, wit` my homeboy, Phatso Fats.”

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