Don’t do it! It’s not a mashmallow… it’s a contraceptive sponge… so dangerous, she won’t even touch it with her hands… guy standing is smiling cause he knows the truth…
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danno
Album cover for the Trannie Pansie Trio’s ’67 offering: Smore Lovin’
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The Suicide Bomber named Elmo
Its the Shitty Sweater Brigade out having its annual S’more and Sweater Swap Fest.
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zinta
Come on this is some kind of JC Penny’s add trying to sell those ugly ass sweaters.
two gay models with someone that thinks marshmallow’s are kinky.The sweaters come from the 1956 Macy’s collection now being made in China under the Dollar Store name
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junkman
so that’s how stitchy mcyarnpants was conceived. i know the longer i keep coming here the more secrets of the universe will be revealed. why do i have the feeling that’s his mom but they’re going to do it later. bead one perl necklace two? 😐
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DaPopster
Where the hell are Frankie Avalon and Anette Funicello? 😯
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ReV.JellYBaby
I’ve seen this film!
It’s actually a little known porn flick called “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” made in 1967 and directed by Hanns Lovering!
The next scene involves such delights as crotchless long johns and a spit roast! The famous double penetration involving cardigan bondage and a marshmellow…simply timeless!
Kennedy himself, said that “He would never forget the final cumshot in this classic!”
As I’m sure like me, he remembers not only watching the leading actress Whiskey Bang Bang swallow it all, but then denounce Communism as the red peril!
“A fine American girl with a patriotic spirit to boot.” said Nixon afterwards.
Sadly the “Red Peril” never came for poor Whiskey and a heated paternity suit soon ensued leaving both men bitter rivals for the child known only as “Cliff Richards”
“Who could have thought, that smoking a pipe, whilst recieving fellatio would be frowned upon?” Clinton later quoted.
But, in fact, this movie went on to inspire such classics as “Its a Wonderful Life” and
“Debbie does Dallas”.
“Dallas does Debbie” will be hitting our screens next summer so book now to avoid dissapointment!
I don’t know about anyone else, but I suspect the guy standing has his junk out and is dry humping the backs of the marshmallow munchers.
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Sherri
[quote comment=”625371″]I don’t know about anyone else, but I suspect the guy standing has his junk out and is dry humping the backs of the marshmallow munchers.[/quote]
That would explain the odd surprised look on her face
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Memphisbandman
A scene test from Ferrell’s scrubbed first project:
Guy standing thinks “If he’ll eat this, I’m next”[/quote]
lol!!! i was thinking that standing boy looks like he’s thinking he wants to be a marshmallow!
[quote comment=”625180″]I’ve seen this film! And I was up for the lead!
It’s actually a little known porn flick called “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” made in 1967 and directed by Hanns Lovering! The problem was my Chestnuts were so small they couldn’t be seen, almost nonexistent really, so alas, that part went to someone else.
I did, however, play in the scene that involves such delights as crotchless long johns and a spit roast! The famous double penetration felt so good I almost died from the pleasure!
Kennedy himself, said that “He would never forget the final cumshot in this classic!” I thought it was truly the pièce de résistance of the film when the cum went up my ass and came out my nose! What a rush! What stunning cinematography!
“Dallas does The ReV” will be hitting your screens next summer so book now to avoid disappointment! I can’t reveal the intricate plot of course, but it’s safe to say you’ve never seen a cowboy ride so many bulls in your life! No Shit! Well, maybe a little.
Peace Out!
ReV
;-)[/quote]
I can hardly wait for summer ReV! :wang:
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Lounge Puppy
Matt Lauer likes to watch
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ReV.JellYBaby
[quote comment=”625736″][quote comment=”625180″]I’ve seen this film! And I was up for the lead!
It’s actually a little known porn flick called “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” made in 1967 and directed by Hanns Lovering! The problem was my Chestnuts were so small they couldn’t be seen, almost nonexistent really, so alas, that part went to someone else. As I was minus 11 at the time.
I did, however, play in the scene that involves such delights as crotchless long johns and a spit roast! The famous double penetration felt so good I almost died from the pleasure!
Mandy the leading lady sure knew how to please one Rev and a donkey at the same time! In fact she loved it when we simultainously achieved both The Spiderman and the Pirate with her!
Kennedy himself, said that “He would never forget the final cumshot in this classic!” I thought it was truly the pièce de résistance of the film when the cum went up my ass and came out my nose! What a rush! What stunning cinematography! Well Kennedy may have said all that but personally I still think he was a great ambassador. Despite his cum/nose thingy he likes.
“Dallas does The ReV” will be hitting your screens next summer so book now to avoid disappointment! I can’t reveal the intricate plot of course, but it’s safe to say you’ve never seen a cowboy ride so many bulls in your life! No Shit! Well, maybe a little. As I meant cowgirls which given Madny’s boyish sometimes lesbian appearance is an easy mistake as she is a proper unit after all.
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27 responses to “Caption Time #268”
2 guys, 1 girl & a marshmellow!! 😯
Don’t do it! It’s not a mashmallow… it’s a contraceptive sponge… so dangerous, she won’t even touch it with her hands… guy standing is smiling cause he knows the truth…
Album cover for the Trannie Pansie Trio’s ’67 offering: Smore Lovin’
Its the Shitty Sweater Brigade out having its annual S’more and Sweater Swap Fest.
Come on this is some kind of JC Penny’s add trying to sell those ugly ass sweaters.
Jumpers for Christmas ’59!
Pleased to meet ya’ll. Podo Peatfingers of Brockenborings here, wondering what happened to Friday’s question? 😯
Girl thinks “If he’ll eat this, I’m next”
Guy standing thinks “If he’ll eat this, I’m next”
The first ugly sweater party 8)
two gay models with someone that thinks marshmallow’s are kinky.The sweaters come from the 1956 Macy’s collection now being made in China under the Dollar Store name
so that’s how stitchy mcyarnpants was conceived. i know the longer i keep coming here the more secrets of the universe will be revealed. why do i have the feeling that’s his mom but they’re going to do it later. bead one perl necklace two? 😐
Where the hell are Frankie Avalon and Anette Funicello? 😯
I’ve seen this film!
It’s actually a little known porn flick called “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” made in 1967 and directed by Hanns Lovering!
The next scene involves such delights as crotchless long johns and a spit roast! The famous double penetration involving cardigan bondage and a marshmellow…simply timeless!
Kennedy himself, said that “He would never forget the final cumshot in this classic!”
As I’m sure like me, he remembers not only watching the leading actress Whiskey Bang Bang swallow it all, but then denounce Communism as the red peril!
“A fine American girl with a patriotic spirit to boot.” said Nixon afterwards.
Sadly the “Red Peril” never came for poor Whiskey and a heated paternity suit soon ensued leaving both men bitter rivals for the child known only as “Cliff Richards”
“Who could have thought, that smoking a pipe, whilst recieving fellatio would be frowned upon?” Clinton later quoted.
But, in fact, this movie went on to inspire such classics as “Its a Wonderful Life” and
“Debbie does Dallas”.
“Dallas does Debbie” will be hitting our screens next summer so book now to avoid dissapointment!
Peace Out!
ReV
😉
How about Jack Frost roasting on an open fire?
I personally like my marshmallows burnt. Wait, maybe he’s a fire breather and…
Nah, it’s just three boring dorks with crappy sweaters. 😛
she didn’t know how to do it, so he had to teach her…with props!
I don’t know about anyone else, but I suspect the guy standing has his junk out and is dry humping the backs of the marshmallow munchers.
[quote comment=”625371″]I don’t know about anyone else, but I suspect the guy standing has his junk out and is dry humping the backs of the marshmallow munchers.[/quote]
That would explain the odd surprised look on her face
A scene test from Ferrell’s scrubbed first project:
Marriage Counselor: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
[quote comment=”625125″]Girl thinks “If he’ll eat this, I’m next”
Guy standing thinks “If he’ll eat this, I’m next”[/quote]
lol!!! i was thinking that standing boy looks like he’s thinking he wants to be a marshmallow!
Matchmaking by marshmallow. Either that or things are about to get real sticky! 😛
Christmas party at the Stepford Association for the Colorblind.
[quote comment=”625180″]I’ve seen this film! And I was up for the lead!
It’s actually a little known porn flick called “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” made in 1967 and directed by Hanns Lovering! The problem was my Chestnuts were so small they couldn’t be seen, almost nonexistent really, so alas, that part went to someone else.
I did, however, play in the scene that involves such delights as crotchless long johns and a spit roast! The famous double penetration felt so good I almost died from the pleasure!
Kennedy himself, said that “He would never forget the final cumshot in this classic!” I thought it was truly the pièce de résistance of the film when the cum went up my ass and came out my nose! What a rush! What stunning cinematography!
“Dallas does The ReV” will be hitting your screens next summer so book now to avoid disappointment! I can’t reveal the intricate plot of course, but it’s safe to say you’ve never seen a cowboy ride so many bulls in your life! No Shit! Well, maybe a little.
Peace Out!
ReV
;-)[/quote]
I can hardly wait for summer ReV! :wang:
Matt Lauer likes to watch
[quote comment=”625736″][quote comment=”625180″]I’ve seen this film! And I was up for the lead!
It’s actually a little known porn flick called “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire” made in 1967 and directed by Hanns Lovering! The problem was my Chestnuts were so small they couldn’t be seen, almost nonexistent really, so alas, that part went to someone else. As I was minus 11 at the time.
I did, however, play in the scene that involves such delights as crotchless long johns and a spit roast! The famous double penetration felt so good I almost died from the pleasure!
Mandy the leading lady sure knew how to please one Rev and a donkey at the same time! In fact she loved it when we simultainously achieved both The Spiderman and the Pirate with her!
Kennedy himself, said that “He would never forget the final cumshot in this classic!” I thought it was truly the pièce de résistance of the film when the cum went up my ass and came out my nose! What a rush! What stunning cinematography! Well Kennedy may have said all that but personally I still think he was a great ambassador. Despite his cum/nose thingy he likes.
“Dallas does The ReV” will be hitting your screens next summer so book now to avoid disappointment! I can’t reveal the intricate plot of course, but it’s safe to say you’ve never seen a cowboy ride so many bulls in your life! No Shit! Well, maybe a little. As I meant cowgirls which given Madny’s boyish sometimes lesbian appearance is an easy mistake as she is a proper unit after all.
Peace Out!
ReV
;-)[/quote]
I can hardly wait for summer ReV!
:wang:[/quote]
That was pitiful ReV. Pathetically pitiful. I expected greatness (well, mediocrity anyway) from you and received utter garbage.
Do not m(f)uck with MY brilliant, fabulous, world-renowned comments in the future you cretin.
Thanks Chum(p) ❗
Woman: “Honey, as soon as Matt Lauer leaves, we’ll get out of these tacky sweaters he gave us, and I’ll show you MY sweet, sweet marshmallows.”