I guess we should be glad that his hirsuitism does not include a ‘treasure trail’: hair that continues from his chest, across his belly, and down there. He could have made a huge arrow pointing to his, ahem, buried treasure…. :limp:
And right before she bolted out the door his soon to be ex-sweetie, laughing hysterically, proclaimed, “That stands for Justified Loser”.
What a mooroon. What a nincowpoop. What an imbullcile.
DaPopster
03 January, 2009,
Uh oh, somebody’s been in the shallow end of the gene pool again ……… :wtf:
David
03 January, 2009,
Jon demonstrates his suggestion for the next man-made islands in Dubai
Look at what’s poking out from beneath his arms! I bet he could braid that!
I shudder to think what his back looks like.
I guess he could shave slogans on the front and back and hire himself out as a human poster-board.
Flash Gordon
03 January, 2009,
This is what you find running around the funny farm, AnnieB. This iS why I don’t
want to go there again. Yes, I am back to my fabulous self again. Thank’s for
asking.
We’ve been on a trade mission to the Hairnip Nebula, looking to finalize an agreement with the inhabitants of the planetoid Rectum for a shipment of Norelco Shavers. Star Fleet Command would have us communicate directly with their Queen who seems to have special requirements for grooming. This is one Alien Babe that will require double bagging. On a happy note, early reports have indicated they have absolutely no gag reflex. Spock has been on the lookout for any Negative Space Wedgies just in case there is trouble.
KIRK out!
:geek:
nina
04 January, 2009,
someone should tell him that chins don’t extend to nipples.
Sammy
04 January, 2009,
Thin beards run deep
fruf
04 January, 2009,
another happy Gillette customer
David
04 January, 2009,
This is oddly somewhat reminiscent of some of the facial hair dramas of A.J. Valient at Beats Entropy.
I guess we should be glad that his hirsuitism does not include a ‘treasure trail’: hair that continues from his chest, across his belly, and down there. He could have made a huge arrow pointing to his, ahem, buried treasure…. :limp:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu manchu :dead:
JL? maybe the pubes are shaved in a K? cheesy no? hint: kraft
p.s. happy new year everyone. bin in hollywood for two weeks. missed y’all.
Guns, because sometimes killin is necessary.
I wonder if his g/f did the same to her chest …
And right before she bolted out the door his soon to be ex-sweetie, laughing hysterically, proclaimed, “That stands for Justified Loser”.
What a mooroon. What a nincowpoop. What an imbullcile.
Uh oh, somebody’s been in the shallow end of the gene pool again ……… :wtf:
Jon demonstrates his suggestion for the next man-made islands in Dubai
[quote comment=”595501″]I wonder if his g/f did the same to her chest …[/quote]
StevieC FTW! 8)
[quote comment=”595729″]Uh oh, somebody’s been in the shallow end of the gene pool again ……… :wtf:[/quote]
I think this is more proof of him needing a little chlorine in the gene pool! lol
Dave, I just choked on my cereal…too funny!
(and I bet his gf has more chest hair)
One word: creepy. :wtf:
How hairy was he before he was “groomed”?
It’s aerodynamic with a handlebar
It looks like the Grinch’s legs and feet.
Look at what’s poking out from beneath his arms! I bet he could braid that!
I shudder to think what his back looks like.
I guess he could shave slogans on the front and back and hire himself out as a human poster-board.
This is what you find running around the funny farm, AnnieB. This iS why I don’t
want to go there again. Yes, I am back to my fabulous self again. Thank’s for
asking.
Glad you’re back Junkman. 🙂 😈 :kiss: :boob:
And then the lead singer of the Flobots woke up from the nightmare with the lyrics to their one hit song in his head.
CAPTAIN’S LOG, Stardate 2009.3
We’ve been on a trade mission to the Hairnip Nebula, looking to finalize an agreement with the inhabitants of the planetoid Rectum for a shipment of Norelco Shavers. Star Fleet Command would have us communicate directly with their Queen who seems to have special requirements for grooming. This is one Alien Babe that will require double bagging. On a happy note, early reports have indicated they have absolutely no gag reflex. Spock has been on the lookout for any Negative Space Wedgies just in case there is trouble.
KIRK out!
:geek:
someone should tell him that chins don’t extend to nipples.
another happy Gillette customer
This is oddly somewhat reminiscent of some of the facial hair dramas of A.J. Valient at Beats Entropy.
http://www.beatsentropy.com
Yucky!