If she paints the number ‘5’ onto one buttock and ‘1’ onto the other, people will know she’s wearing a pair of Levi’s Originals every time she bends over.
Patrick
More like, Klassy with a capital ASS! :wang:
“Hey lady, is that a $20 on the ground in front of you? You probably ought to bend over and pick that up. ” :wang: :wang:
Mandy, I can definitely see why you’re offended. Brown purse with blue outfit- how gauche!
Da Popster
[quote comment=”567277″]You should see the front! :wtf: :thong:[/quote]
Do I have to or is it optional ? ……………. :puke:
[quote comment=”567208″]I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Fashion should be a STATEMENT, NOT a question!
Wait a minute…Does this even qualify as fashion? AnnieB, care to weigh in on this?[/quote]
Bigwavdave, this is literally an “in your face” type of fashion that is worn mainly for shock value and while it would be acceptable (and fun) at home, it can only be deemed tacky and vulgar, at best, when displayed to the general populace.
I would further speculate that this person is either an attention whore or as chainstay pointed out, advertising that she’s open for business.
@ Lung… Oh my. 😉
RaeVynn
“Excuse me, miss? Your garter is undone, can I fix that for you?”
At least, that is the response I expected from the guys here.
Bigwavdave, this is literally an “in your face” type of fashion ….
;-)[/quote]
Before she does an “in your face” she should probably do an “about face” … not that there’s anything wrong with that. Something tells me that this is one fashion statement that won’t make it in menswear.
The unhooked garter is one fashion fauxpas that she should be spanked for.
Flash Gordon
A rejected Victoria’s Secret creation. StevieC, I feel she should be severely
spanked in any case ; I subscribe to the”barefoot and Pregnant” rule for the
Zillagurls among us.
:wang: :kiss: :troll: :thong:
Flash Gordon
She has been stranded on the escalator. Better call 911. :wtf: 🙄
Chris S.
She’s could be one of those women that wear things like that and then claim every guy that looks is a pervert. Frankly I think she just had a bad burrito and had to strap what was left of her pants up with little clips. I hate when that happens…
nina
pants prescribed for those prone the extreme sweaty ass.
chainstay
Mom?
c’mon, somebody had to say it.
Drusky
[quote comment=”569344″]Mom?
c’mon, somebody had to say it.[/quote]
[quote comment=”566853″][quote comment=”566694″]i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:[/quote]
Could we pay you for a video of you taking them off nice and slowly?
:wang:[/quote]
i dunno if zilla will post that sort of video (bats eyes)
[quote comment=”570018″][quote comment=”566853″][quote comment=”566694″]i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:[/quote]
Could we pay you for a video of you taking them off nice and slowly?
:wang:[/quote]
i dunno if zilla will post that sort of video (bats eyes)[/quote]
Ummmm ….. Dave, I do believe we have a special request here that is well worth considering for Video of the Day. Heck, could even be of the Month … or of the Year! :wang:
[quote comment=”570524″]
Ummmm ….. Dave, I do believe we have a special request here that is well worth considering for Video of the Day. Heck, could even be of the Month … or of the Year!
:wang:[/quote]
*scratches chin* Hmmmm. I’ll discuss it with her. 😈
Purse, check, cell phone, check, checkbook, check. Dam, I can’t help thinking I forgot something!
Bambi
It is a fact that some girls get horribly offended when informed that they have no “junk in da trunk.” This is not the perfect example of the way to disprove the statement. Get a pork chop, ingest, repeat. Wardobe modifications cannot help what isn’t there.
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33 responses to “Caption Time #262”
totally photoshoped, I could still see few pixels of his balls, THIS IS SO FAKE!!!
i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:
When plumbers crack just ain’t good enough
Must have been some good gas to blow that right demin garter clip clean off
Here at BadAss jeans, our slogan is Show ’em your skidmarks!
#262 on the Worst Gifts To Give Your Wife Or Girlfriend list cuz she might just wear ’em to spite you and end up on Davezilla
[quote comment=”566694″]i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:[/quote]
Could we pay you for a video of you taking them off nice and slowly? :wang:
It must be a midnite madness sale by the judge of the full moon out… :thong:
Obligatory Christmas Wear.
looks like the bottom is falling out everywhere
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Fashion should be a STATEMENT, NOT a question!
Wait a minute…Does this even qualify as fashion? AnnieB, care to weigh in on this?
You should see the front! :wtf: :thong:
Front, back, on, off, it’s all the same…
for when you got the runnies or a serious case of incontinence 😕 😡 😈
ok, seriously, stop taking pix of my family. this is getting awful.
[quote comment=”566694″]i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:[/quote]
I womder if getting paid is the reason she is wearing that? “lookin for a good time big boy?’
A real Zillagirl would not go out in public with a garter undone! :wtf:
Bruthie goes up the escalator gingerly hoping that the fart that blew off the ass of his pants doesn’t blow out the industrial strength thong
If she paints the number ‘5’ onto one buttock and ‘1’ onto the other, people will know she’s wearing a pair of Levi’s Originals every time she bends over.
More like, Klassy with a capital ASS! :wang:
“Hey lady, is that a $20 on the ground in front of you? You probably ought to bend over and pick that up. ” :wang: :wang:
Mandy, I can definitely see why you’re offended. Brown purse with blue outfit- how gauche!
[quote comment=”567277″]You should see the front! :wtf: :thong:[/quote]
Do I have to or is it optional ? ……………. :puke:
[quote comment=”567208″]I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…Fashion should be a STATEMENT, NOT a question!
Wait a minute…Does this even qualify as fashion? AnnieB, care to weigh in on this?[/quote]
Bigwavdave, this is literally an “in your face” type of fashion that is worn mainly for shock value and while it would be acceptable (and fun) at home, it can only be deemed tacky and vulgar, at best, when displayed to the general populace.
I would further speculate that this person is either an attention whore or as chainstay pointed out, advertising that she’s open for business.
@ Lung… Oh my. 😉
“Excuse me, miss? Your garter is undone, can I fix that for you?”
At least, that is the response I expected from the guys here.
[quote comment=”568883″]
Bigwavdave, this is literally an “in your face” type of fashion ….
;-)[/quote]
Before she does an “in your face” she should probably do an “about face” … not that there’s anything wrong with that. Something tells me that this is one fashion statement that won’t make it in menswear.
The unhooked garter is one fashion fauxpas that she should be spanked for.
A rejected Victoria’s Secret creation. StevieC, I feel she should be severely
spanked in any case ; I subscribe to the”barefoot and Pregnant” rule for the
Zillagurls among us.
:wang: :kiss: :troll: :thong:
She has been stranded on the escalator. Better call 911. :wtf: 🙄
She’s could be one of those women that wear things like that and then claim every guy that looks is a pervert. Frankly I think she just had a bad burrito and had to strap what was left of her pants up with little clips. I hate when that happens…
pants prescribed for those prone the extreme sweaty ass.
Mom?
c’mon, somebody had to say it.
[quote comment=”569344″]Mom?
c’mon, somebody had to say it.[/quote]
I thought she looked familiar! 😆
[quote comment=”566853″][quote comment=”566694″]i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:[/quote]
Could we pay you for a video of you taking them off nice and slowly?
:wang:[/quote]
i dunno if zilla will post that sort of video (bats eyes)
[quote comment=”570018″][quote comment=”566853″][quote comment=”566694″]i wear some sexy stuff but you couldn’t pay me to wear that atrocity!!!! :puke:[/quote]
Could we pay you for a video of you taking them off nice and slowly?
:wang:[/quote]
i dunno if zilla will post that sort of video (bats eyes)[/quote]
Ummmm ….. Dave, I do believe we have a special request here that is well worth considering for Video of the Day. Heck, could even be of the Month … or of the Year! :wang:
[quote comment=”570524″]
Ummmm ….. Dave, I do believe we have a special request here that is well worth considering for Video of the Day. Heck, could even be of the Month … or of the Year!
:wang:[/quote]
*scratches chin* Hmmmm. I’ll discuss it with her. 😈
Aw, thank you Dave, I’m soooo happy now! 😛 😛 😛 😛
I know, I’m easy to please. 😛
Purse, check, cell phone, check, checkbook, check. Dam, I can’t help thinking I forgot something!
It is a fact that some girls get horribly offended when informed that they have no “junk in da trunk.” This is not the perfect example of the way to disprove the statement. Get a pork chop, ingest, repeat. Wardobe modifications cannot help what isn’t there.