Caption time #24

1. Esther

   04 November, 2004, 12:20 am

   “This should get me on Davezilla’s site for sure! Now if I could only get rid of this big white box that keeps following me.”

2. mikeB

   04 November, 2004, 12:20 am

   “Now where’d I put them Weapons O’ Mass Destruction?”

3. Spud

   04 November, 2004, 1:11 am

   Your arse is grass mister!

4. Margaret

   04 November, 2004, 2:58 am

   The house was here when I left for work this morning!

5. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   04 November, 2004, 3:16 am

   One of Bush’s spin doctors launching a last minute appeal to the “Grass root” voters he heard so much about, in Ohio.

   😕

6. Anna

   04 November, 2004, 3:24 am

   “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know ….”

7. Anna

   04 November, 2004, 3:25 am

   “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for ….”

   (sorry, don’t know the rest of it)

8. Spud

   04 November, 2004, 6:12 am

   “I’m thinking of a colour…”

9. Nikki

   04 November, 2004, 7:49 am

   Okay, who wants to see my trouser snake? Anyone?

10. Dan Martin

    04 November, 2004, 7:58 am

    “I am the Lord of Dance!!!”

11. juancuca

    04 November, 2004, 8:41 am

    haha, great captions guys/gals 😆

12. Esther

    04 November, 2004, 8:55 am

    I’ll finish it for you, Anna:

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for ….”

    “…my shirt, so sexy, it hurts.”

    /ashamed 😐

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    04 November, 2004, 8:58 am

    New on the Fox Network!!!!

    “When Hedgehogs Attack!!”

    😀

14. Davezilla

    04 November, 2004, 9:01 am

    Speaking of too sexy Esther, the natives are getting restless for your picture. 😛

15. plopsie

    04 November, 2004, 9:09 am

    Yes, that’s right. I’m “out standing in my field”. Ha ha ha.
    Another hapless individual reduced to a mere sight gag for the amusement of Mr. Zilla and his minions.
    Stop it. Stop it now. Go on about your business. Nothing to see here. Shoo!

16. Davezilla

    04 November, 2004, 9:24 am

    I make no apologies for how I view the world, Plopsie. Everything is amusing or bizarre to me in some way, especially your name.

    One day I’ll find out which planet stranded me here.

17. Bad Girl Thoughts

    04 November, 2004, 10:19 am

    “Now if only I hadn’t :wang: the sheep last night, I could have gotten them to graze down the lawn today.” 😛

    Sorry. 😕

18. Cheap Date

    04 November, 2004, 10:29 am

    It didn’t help that Bill was the ONLY member of the Low Self Esteem Support Group to show up at the annual picnic. 🙁

19. Esther

    04 November, 2004, 10:39 am

    Ah, sorry about the delay, y’all. The weekend was a long blur of a chili cookoff, costume contest, and camping.

    The natives will soon be sated. :kiss:

20. Minnie

    04 November, 2004, 11:42 am

    “Uh, if I tell you I’m American… will you marry me? I even pledged on that site!”

21. greeblie

    04 November, 2004, 1:13 pm

    “Honey, does this lawn make my ass look fat?”

22. girl

    04 November, 2004, 1:46 pm

    “HEY! They aren’t capris, damnit! I just grew a foot overnight, asshole!”

23. Cheap Date

    04 November, 2004, 2:13 pm

    “I’m HERE, I’m QUEER, I guess I’m the ONLY ONE!”

24. Steppenwolf

    04 November, 2004, 3:24 pm

    Little Beau Peep has lost his sheep
    And can’t tell where to find them.

    No mutton…no wonder he’s so friggin’ skinny.

25. Moose

    04 November, 2004, 3:36 pm

    The new Sims character: Meadow Boy.

26. Spud

    04 November, 2004, 4:04 pm

    “The map said 20 paces straight in front of the third tree, look for the the green spot…”

27. facette

    04 November, 2004, 5:07 pm

    …and two, and…

28. John

    04 November, 2004, 11:44 pm

    I sure wish I had one of them metal de-tech-tors. I could strike it rich here 😎

29. girl

    05 November, 2004, 1:22 am

    Cheap, stealing Margaret Cho lines is cheating. 😛

30. Cheap Date

    05 November, 2004, 9:14 am

    I never claimed it was a CHEAP DATE ORIGINAL! 😆 I just thought it FIT.

    But thanks for BURSTING my self esteem bubble 🙁

31. Colin Pearson

    05 November, 2004, 5:42 pm

    ” Those guys always position me in the outfield, guess I’ll have to change my deodorant “

32. Hobbit

    05 November, 2004, 6:34 pm

    Wow. I’ve really been drawing a blank for caption contests lately. I think my imagination’s broke.

33. Kenn

    06 November, 2004, 10:46 am

    John was always outstanding in his field.

34. Anonymous

    06 November, 2004, 5:40 pm

    come back fellas, it doesnt smell that bad.:???:

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