Caption Time #214

1. Coley

   05 January, 2008, 5:11 pm

   Wait, I’m totally confused…. I thought the ratio was supposed to be one cock to two balls not the other way around. Of course that does make it more fun for us ladies. 😀

2. patrick

   05 January, 2008, 5:23 pm

   “Buford, I want you to meet my son Julio. You know we’ve been trying to have chicks for a long time and we finally decided to use those fertility drugs. They say all chicks look that color when they’re first hatched.”

3. Supercharged_goddess

   05 January, 2008, 5:59 pm

   I must be getting sick, the first thought that came to mind was that Mexico was trying to come up with a new tourist slogan, something about cocks playing soccer, or fighting roosters getting balled……. nothing pervere at all 😈

4. Flash Gordon

   05 January, 2008, 6:11 pm

   You bitch! That’s my egg! 🙄 😕 :wtf:

5. Lake Effect

   05 January, 2008, 6:15 pm

   Now that Michael Vick is in the Crossbar Hilton, the animals on the Vick farm are finally able to enjoy themselves again.

6. Lake Effect

   05 January, 2008, 6:25 pm

   Link of the Day…Holy Avalanche, Batman!! I’m canceling the Camp Fire Girls Weenie Hunt & Roast at that place!!! I don’t even wanna drive past it on the interstate! How am I gonna sleep tonight after reading paragraphs 5 & 8??

7. Brad K.

   05 January, 2008, 7:11 pm

   Well, golly, Jake, I get these tingly feelings, and you won’t let me get close, and I keep falling off this crappy thing – I wonder what those tingly feelings mean, that make me want to grab hold of something and just hump! hump! hump! until I take a nap, and can think clearly again. This is so confusing. Why, a month ago we were just growing these nifty feathers and things, and now I get these tingly feelings and ..

   If you won’t help me, and this roundy thingy doesn’t help, I wonder what these tingly feelings are for .. Ooh! Here comes the feed-bringer with a pail of feed. I wonder if something under that skirt will help with these tingly feelings! I don’t care what you think, Jake, I gotta try to grab hold of something and hump! hump! hump! so I can take a nap and not have these tingly feelings that won’t let me eat nor drink nor peck for bugs!

8. AnnieB

   05 January, 2008, 8:39 pm

   Time to bite the bullet Lung. 😛

9. Spud

   05 January, 2008, 11:30 pm

   Eduardino De Chikeen shoots…..and ……. scores!

10. Meagan

    06 January, 2008, 12:02 am

    Two cocks. Just the way I like it. 😈

11. Driver

    06 January, 2008, 12:35 am

    COCK SOCCER-Doomed to fail from the start because just hearing the name gave men an intense sick feeling in the pit of their stomach :dead:

12. J

    06 January, 2008, 12:37 am

    Cock&Balls-wooohooo I’ve been waiting to say that

13. Chris S

    06 January, 2008, 7:28 am

    In regards to the mounting pressure by the community and society to stop using animal growth hormones, the ranches that supply KFC found a more natural may to increase the size of their chicken legs.

14. Bubba

    06 January, 2008, 8:00 am

    Typical Man U practice

15. Nicolette

    06 January, 2008, 8:06 am

    The illegalities of cock fighting has finally given way to a more humane and less destructive game. PETA announced it still does not endorse “Cock Soccer” because it is worried about the losing birds psyche when the winner gets it’s celebratory strut around the field. :wtf:

16. Penguin Pete

    06 January, 2008, 8:38 am

    RE: the link of the day: Finally! A Libertarian amusement park!

17. brad s.

    06 January, 2008, 11:02 am

    on thanksgiving day,happy chicken’s wrer seen playing a rousing game of soccer.

18. Fleetwood

    06 January, 2008, 12:35 pm

    Yard Bird Ball brought to you by Uncle Greasy’s House of Soul Food, Nail Parlor, and Gas Station.

19. DaPopster

    06 January, 2008, 3:06 pm

    ALWAYS excercise your cock before you ball :wang:

20. patrick

    06 January, 2008, 10:49 pm

    Cock soccer? Why didn’t I think of that? That’s brilliant!
    Re: the disclaimer- why don’t they just post a sign that says, “Stay the fuck home. We’ll post pictures on our website”. Jeeze Louise. :wtf:

21. Lung the Younger

    07 January, 2008, 3:10 am

    I never knew that fighting cocks get to work on speed bags in the gym in the run up to a fight. The things you learn.

    (Bless you Annie B. Finally a woman who understands me)

22. TimM

    07 January, 2008, 8:18 am

    One chicken says to the other, “This dang ball keeps getting in way of me doing the people dance!”

23. patrick

    07 January, 2008, 9:30 am

    Dave that “attempt to post from Flikr” thing didn’t work. I got two prompts from WIE that it was unable to find the page.

24. Drusky

    07 January, 2008, 12:22 pm

    The trick to cock fighting is having a properly greased zipper…

25. AnnieB

    07 January, 2008, 3:57 pm

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    If that were but true I would indeed be a grateful lass. I fear though, when truth be told, I will simply be viewed as a garden-variety smartass.

    😛 :kiss:

    Bit o’luck it was a comparatively short one, huh love? Baby steps, baby steps…

26. Flash Gordon

    07 January, 2008, 6:39 pm

    AnnieB.—Practical uses of neckties, #8. Woo, Hoo!
    :wang: :wang: :thong: :kiss:

27. Bear

    07 January, 2008, 8:32 pm

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    Goooooaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll !!!

28. Drusky

    07 January, 2008, 9:16 pm

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    My dear, there isn’t ANYTHING garden-variety about you… 😆 :kiss:

29. DuckGuy

    07 January, 2008, 11:09 pm

    Isn’t supposed to be 1 cock and 2 balls?????

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