Caption Time #213

1. Bjorn Freeh

   17 December, 2007, 12:45 am

   Looks like someone touched him with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole.

2. ZenReaper

   17 December, 2007, 1:01 am

   ❓ Oh God! Not again!

3. bill

   17 December, 2007, 1:02 am

   cramps i got to take a sh&$#

4. The Manticore

   17 December, 2007, 1:38 am

   my neighbors tied the baby Jesus in their nativity to a cinder block with rope.

   that’s a shitty manger, if you ask me. I have pics if anyone wants to see. hahaha

5. Lung the Younger

   17 December, 2007, 3:29 am

   I reckon the Christians in your neighborhood own blowpipes, Dave.

6. Spud

   17 December, 2007, 4:34 am

   Looks to me like the Grinch needs a blow j.o.b.

   As for the links……. well, well, just let me say this….

   I’m just a regular everyday guy mother fucker and I get scared when its dark motherfucker.

   Some funny shite right there Mr Lung, thanks for that bloody good laugh.

   😆

7. Nicolette

   17 December, 2007, 6:13 am

   👿 He was a mean one,…… Mr. Grinch…… so Cindy Lou Who kicked him in the nads! 👿

8. Davezilla

   17 December, 2007, 7:55 am

   [Comment ID #220348 will be quoted here]

   Maybe they couldn’t find a babysitter?

9. Marcus

   17 December, 2007, 7:55 am

   too much… who pudding and who wine.The Grinch blew chucks. The Grinch he did :puke: :puke:

10. patrick

    17 December, 2007, 8:18 am

    Looks like Cindy Lou Who peed in the cookie dough. “That’ll teach that Grinch son of a bitch to stiff me, the sorry greeen bastard. If he does it again next year, I’m feeding his dog to him”.

11. junkman

    17 December, 2007, 8:29 am

    [Comment ID #220347 will be quoted here]
    grinch grunties

12. Meagan

    17 December, 2007, 9:17 am

    The Grinch could not believe his eyes
    for that day, his penis grew three times in size! :wtf: :wang:

13. AnnieB

    17 December, 2007, 9:21 am

    If he’s doing auto-fellatio ole Grinch must be hung like a reindeer. 😛

14. Chris S

    17 December, 2007, 10:47 am

    The Grinch could steal Christmas from an entire town but he couldn’t beat Cindy Lou Who at a game of roshambo…

15. Ronica

    17 December, 2007, 11:30 am

    Ok so last night I had this dream about y’all…

    Dave owned this little deli type place and Megan had her whip beating Pablo in the kitchen. I wanted lunch but you said I wasn’t cool enough.
    Don’t ask where this dream came from, I generally never post, just read and laugh.

    Thanks for the nightmares ~ I woke with a smile

16. Drusky

    17 December, 2007, 12:00 pm

    [Comment ID #220363 will be quoted here]
    Nightmare? Sounds like just another day around here… 😆

17. Drusky

    17 December, 2007, 12:01 pm

    Mr. Gringh is ready for the anal sex… :wtf:

18. Drusky

    17 December, 2007, 12:03 pm

    Let’s try that again… 🙁

    Mr. Grinch is ready for the anal sex… :wtf:

19. Ronica

    17 December, 2007, 12:03 pm

    I just wanted to be a cool kid for once in my life :limp: 8)

20. junkman

    17 December, 2007, 1:03 pm

    [Comment ID #220369 will be quoted here]cool or not… if i were working the deli counter last night i would have given you a big free sausage for lunch as would most of the male employees here. :wang:

21. Ronica

    17 December, 2007, 1:31 pm

    Now i feel special (little yellow school bus special, but special none the less) SPANKS :wang: 🙄 😛

22. Nicolette

    17 December, 2007, 1:43 pm

    I think Ronica has the jist of the place….. c’mon and join us Zilla girls!! 😈

23. Ronica

    17 December, 2007, 1:45 pm

    I always wanted to be a Zilla girl, I can’t wait to tell my husband about the group thing y’all invited my into… Can he watch and take videos? Tee hee hee :kiss:

24. Robobobo

    17 December, 2007, 1:48 pm

    … Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

    and for you Whos who don’t know, this is a dangerous heart condition, that can cause a Who-heart to asplode …

25. Jay Laverdure

    17 December, 2007, 1:58 pm

    Not being intimately acquainted with “Everyday Normal”
    myself, I have to ask: Does the regular everyday normal guy REALLY say “motherfucker” that much?

26. junkman

    17 December, 2007, 2:58 pm

    [Comment ID #220367 will be quoted here] ready? bush is already giving it to him iraqi-style!

27. Astryd

    17 December, 2007, 5:11 pm

    Welcome Ronica. And since Mistress Darla may still be busy with virgin *no-more* Missy, it’ll be my honor to give you your first ZillaGirl Spanking!

28. Fleetwood

    17 December, 2007, 5:22 pm

    [Comment ID #220378 will be quoted here]
    This is too good to be true, no it’s not…let’s watch!

29. Pablo

    17 December, 2007, 5:26 pm

    Looks like outside of every Christmas party after the Jägermeister shots.

30. Flash Gordon

    17 December, 2007, 5:28 pm

    Hope your husband is the tolerant sort, Ronica.
    Some of these characters are a bad influence. :java: 😛 :wang: :thong:

31. Diesel

    17 December, 2007, 5:30 pm

    Thank you sir, may I have another!

32. Astryd

    17 December, 2007, 6:14 pm

    [Comment ID #220382 will be quoted here]

    ARE NOT!!! 😈

    Now, bare your ass and bend over bitch! I promise this won’t hurt me one bit! 😈

    caption: Ooh, I shouldn’t have had that tenth slice of pie…

33. Nicolette

    17 December, 2007, 7:28 pm

    😆 Glad to see My Home Made Hot Chocolate is winning out over the Mug o’STFU. I used to sell the mix at a gourmet grocery in Memphis! Taking order # 69……. :wtf:

34. Fleetwood

    17 December, 2007, 7:53 pm

    [Comment ID #220387 will be quoted here]
    Cool, I am from Memphis. Live in Scottsdale now. What store?

35. Nicolette

    17 December, 2007, 9:49 pm

    [Comment ID #220388 will be quoted here]

    Miss Cordelia’s on Mud Island.

36. Drusky

    17 December, 2007, 10:53 pm

    [Comment ID #220375 will be quoted here]
    Not really, but let’s not get Annie started. I do belive she might be able to fill a whole post by using ‘motherfucker’ every other word and still have it make sense… 😈

37. Meagan

    17 December, 2007, 11:24 pm

    [Comment ID #220378 will be quoted here]

    I got two whips. Double the spanking, double the fun! 😈

38. J

    18 December, 2007, 12:14 am

    This is terrible but-snorting snow?

39. Marcus

    18 December, 2007, 2:36 am

    [Comment ID #220362 will be quoted here]

    I love playing roshambo, because I always go first like Cindy lou wait she doesn’t have balls.

40. Marcus

    18 December, 2007, 2:36 am

    [Comment ID #220362 will be quoted here]

    I love playing roshambo, because I always go first like Cindy lou wait she doesn’t have balls.

41. AnnieB

    18 December, 2007, 10:55 am

    [Comment ID #220394 will be quoted here]

    Hey Dave, you motherfucker, was this the same motherfucking thing that happened to the motherfucking site on the motherfucking day after your motherfucking April Fool’s joke post? I can’t motherfucking remember and your motherfucking Archives is so motherfucking idiotic (who the motherfuck remembers what motherfucking CATEGORY it was motherfucking posted under) I can’t find the motherfucking post for that motherfucking day.

    Also, motherfucker, I swear I was here the other motherfucking day and the motherfucking page looked totally motherfucking different! It had the motherfucking Archives listed by the motherfucking MONTH (as anyone with shit for motherfucking brains would motherfucking do) and a motherfucking mile-long list of other motherfucking blogs. Now, was I in the motherfucking Twilight Zone or motherfucking what?

    As for that motherfucking Drusky … suck my motherfucking dick!

42. Astryd

    18 December, 2007, 11:24 am

    Hey motherfucker, check this motherfucker out! I lent some motherfucking money to the motherfucker down the street two motherfucking months ago and that motherfucker went to the motherfucking races and lost the whole motherfucking thing! The motherfucker then called me on the motherfucking phone and asked if he could borrow another $2000 motherfucking dollars! What? Does that motherfucker think I’m made of motherfucking money? Motherfucker’s gotta be outta his motherfucking mind!
    So I told him, “Hey motherfucker, you better cut your motherfucking shit or I’ll come over and cut that motherfucker for you!
    Haven’t heard from the motherfucker since.

43. junkman

    18 December, 2007, 11:38 am

    oh my mother fuckin’ god! ‘zilla girls goin’ all samuel l. mother fuckin’ jackson on our asses. 😈 😈 😈

44. Astryd

    18 December, 2007, 11:58 am

    or as Jay and Silent Bob would say:
    Fuck Fuck Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck, Mother Mother Fuck, Motherfuck, Motherfuck…

    The education quality of the movies I’m quoting has downgraded significantly…

45. Fleetwood

    18 December, 2007, 12:03 pm

    We need a new topic. ZillaGirls favorite sexual positions perhaps? :boob: :wang: :boob:

46. Astryd

    18 December, 2007, 1:12 pm

    :wang: Well bend me over and fuck me sideways!
    Ever done the Captain Morgan while ridin’ your cowboy?
    Spooning probably gets the *ahem* strongest results and coming in second…tee hee, I’ve heard it called the Golden Bridge 😈 yum 😛

    It really depends on LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION!

    :limp: Dislikes: Laying on your sides and facing each other. 🙄 ‘Are you done yet?’

47. Drusky

    18 December, 2007, 7:15 pm

    Astryd & Annie, You’re the best… 😆 😀 😆 😀 😆

48. AnnieB

    18 December, 2007, 7:37 pm

    [Comment ID #220436 will be quoted here]

    Can you believe THAT got through the spam filter? 😆 😈 :wtf:

49. Meshie

    18 December, 2007, 8:41 pm

    I love the yellow snow !!

50. Meshie

    18 December, 2007, 8:41 pm

    I love the yellow snow !!

51. Meshie

    18 December, 2007, 8:41 pm

    I love the yellow snow !! 😛

52. Meshie

    18 December, 2007, 8:41 pm

    I love the yellow snow !! 😛

53. Meshie

    18 December, 2007, 8:42 pm

    When do I get my ZillaGirl Spanking!!!! i love a good spanking!!

54. Meshie

    18 December, 2007, 8:45 pm

    iMac issues!!! Sorry!! 🙄

55. TimM

    19 December, 2007, 6:18 am

    Is there an echo in here?

    Dang it, I knew that Grinch had Muslim Jihad ties! There he is, bowing to Mecca!

56. Astryd

    19 December, 2007, 10:32 am

    [Comment ID #220444 will be quoted here]

    SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK!

57. Astryd

    19 December, 2007, 10:35 am

    [Comment ID #220438 will be quoted here]

    No shit! Must be a major glitch in the system!
    Here let me fix it. 😛

58. Meshie

    20 December, 2007, 11:41 am

    Why Thank you!!! That was wonderful!! 😈

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