Caption Time #209

1. Meagan

   28 November, 2007, 11:36 pm

   “Vanity Fair brings you bras so sheer you can see a woman’s rectangular tits!” 😛 :boob: :boob:

2. Brooklyn R.

   29 November, 2007, 12:02 am

   It’s “Tune in Tokyo” on a much bigger scale.

   Plus, subliminal advertising for pasties. :boob: :boob:

3. Mandy

   29 November, 2007, 12:11 am

   shadow grope!! :boob: :boob:

4. Driver

   29 November, 2007, 12:44 am

   I like a hot blonde with rectangular shadow nipples as much as the next guy or gal but check out this chicks right hand. It looks like it belongs on one of those aliens from the movie Signs, Those are some freakishly long fingers and thumb…I’d still bone her but I’m just sayin.

   I also wonder if that shadow in the bottom right ever made it up to the Y :thong:

5. Lake Effect

   29 November, 2007, 12:46 am

   Looks like another one is gonna goose her in about an hour. :undies: :wang:

   Let there be lights.

6. AnnieB

   29 November, 2007, 1:01 am

   The perfect bra for shy nips! 😛

7. Lung the Younger

   29 November, 2007, 3:35 am

   Brings a whole new meaning to the expression ‘Sunstroke’.

8. Spud

   29 November, 2007, 4:12 am

   or ‘Shadow boxing’.

9. julesOdeNile

   29 November, 2007, 5:13 am

   I thought it was an add for bras that come with tongs to stuff back the girls when they pop out as busty broads laugh and heeve!

10. Brad K.

    29 November, 2007, 5:52 am

    Janet watched Jerry stare out the window, again. Watched him check his watch, nod. And note his observations in his notebook.

    See, Jerry was compiling a sun dial to tell time and season, from the shadows on the billboard’s .. tits. Why Jerry needed a notebook to tell this is the second week in August – OK, even Janet would say that was pretty obvious. Watching the shadow track across the nips .. it certainly distracted enough of her male, and a few female, clients. Thank goodness Vanity Fair was replacing the poster every second month. Maybe the next one wouldn’t track across the nips or the clit, like the last one.

    “OK, Galileo, back to work! Your massage in #3 is waiting, and even if she is fat, do *not* skimp on the ‘happy ending’ again. Her husband called to complain three times last week.” And Janet turned to greet the next customer (looking over his shoulder) as he entered Janet’s Rub Down.

11. Lung the Younger

    29 November, 2007, 5:58 am

    Keeping abreast of the UV Index.

12. Chris S

    29 November, 2007, 6:08 am

    ….now in THIS image you see the size of her breasts BEFORE the operation shaded in grey rectangles.

13. Chris S

    29 November, 2007, 6:14 am

    NEW from Vanity Fair… nipple cover earrings! Never worry about your nipples unexpectedly jumping out in public again. Just wear these lovely, long, dangling earrings that rest comfortably over your nipples thereby keeping them firmly in place. No more embarrassing moments at the dentist’s office, the supermarket, or church banquets caused by unexpected nipple flyout. Available in a variety of colors and styles. (Basic shadow grey model shown here.)

14. Lung the Younger

    29 November, 2007, 6:35 am

    I always prefer my sundials with a C cup.

15. Nicolette

    29 November, 2007, 8:03 am

    Looks like windshield wipers for Boobs! :boob: :boob:
    I need some of those when I go jogging in the rain! 😆

16. Jay Laverdure

    29 November, 2007, 8:39 am

    Yokohama, summer of 1989, sweating my ass off in 92- degree heat & 90%-humidity: I took a break from pretending to work for a living and opened up a Japanese magazine featuring a brand-new product:

    “Nip-Caps”(!)

    A specialty product for women who wish to wear ultra-sheer bras or go ‘commando’, but don’t want it possible for their nipples to be visibly outlined through their shirts!

    I must say, I was surprised & amazed:

    Surprised they never heard of dust tape, for one;
    Amazed that I never heard a single comment from any
    of my Japanese friends about one of their own products
    being called a “Nip”!

17. Jay Laverdure

    29 November, 2007, 8:40 am

    Duct tape- DUCT tape- Duct, duct, duct…

18. Davezilla

    29 November, 2007, 9:21 am

    [Comment ID #217721 will be quoted here]

    I’ve never heard of dust tape either, Jay. 😛

19. avalon67

    29 November, 2007, 9:53 am

    divine censorship?

20. Flash Gordon

    29 November, 2007, 11:03 am

    You can git anything you want
    At Alice’s Restauraunt (sic). :wang: :wang: :thong:

21. julesOdeNile

    29 November, 2007, 11:10 am

    dust tape, dude?

22. julesOdeNile

    29 November, 2007, 11:13 am

    OOOOH! DUST TAPE! you can either throw in in their eyes, or wrap it so their SITE is impaired. :wtf:

23. julesOdeNile

    29 November, 2007, 11:13 am

    OOOOH! DUST TAPE! you can either throw it in their eyes, or wrap it so their SITE is impaired. :wtf:

24. Astryd

    29 November, 2007, 11:31 am

    Wipe on-Wipe off

25. Lake Effect

    29 November, 2007, 11:24 pm

    I’ve always had trouble getting tape to stick on unclean surfaces…Dust Tape is gonna make you millions!! Put me down for a case right now!!

26. ItsMeMaven

    30 November, 2007, 6:02 pm

    “When Body Perks Attack!

27. Drusky

    30 November, 2007, 8:18 pm

    The billboard must have been put up in Utah where even the bras have to have pasties covering them…

28. Drusky

    30 November, 2007, 8:18 pm

    The billboard must have been put up in Utah where even the bras have to have pasties covering them…

29. AnnieB

    30 November, 2007, 10:49 pm

    [Comment ID #218284 will be quoted here]

    In answer to both of your posts (kinda squirrely tonight, aren’t we luv) … would you believe Primm, Nevada? :kiss:

30. Penguin Pete

    02 December, 2007, 2:02 am

    “For best results, strike with riding crop here and here.”

31. Rem

    02 December, 2007, 9:35 am

    This model had work done in another country ,and her nipples were not implanted properly.

32. Drusky

    02 December, 2007, 9:51 pm

    [Comment ID #218372 will be quoted here]
    Well, I WAS talking about pasties… 😛

33. Drusky

    02 December, 2007, 10:13 pm

    [Comment ID #218372 will be quoted here]
    Besides, I’m in Northern Nevada and don’t have alot to do with the ‘Southerners’ (other than send them our water, power, politicians, etc., etc…) 👿

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