Caption Time #205

1. Nikki

   05 November, 2007, 8:09 am

   Sometimes I really am rendered speechless.

2. Memphisbandman

   05 November, 2007, 8:26 am

   Guess who got caught with their hand in the mustard jar!

3. StevieC

   05 November, 2007, 8:26 am

   Mean Mr Mustard

   His sister Pam works in a shop
   She never stops, she’s a go-getter
   Takes him out to look at the queen
   Only place that he’s ever been
   Always shouts out something obscene
   Such a dirty old man

4. Nicolette

   05 November, 2007, 8:46 am

   :wtf:”I swear! The other guys told me there was a hotdog prize in the bottom of the jug!” :wtf:

5. patrick

   05 November, 2007, 9:02 am

   During his first, last and only day of employment at Burger Buster, it became readily apparent that Leroy did not pay attention during the training video,
   “How to Open a Mustard Jar”. And it kinda looks like he lost a fight with the Pickle Guy and the Tomato Guy.

6. julesOdeNile

   05 November, 2007, 9:17 am

   IT WASN’T ME :wtf: 🙄

7. julesOdeNile

   05 November, 2007, 9:18 am

   Did I Do that???

8. AnnieB

   05 November, 2007, 9:35 am

   Low tech paintball fight …

9. Bigwavdave

   05 November, 2007, 9:38 am

   “Do you mind? I’m in the middle of a very complex burger assembly here.”

10. StevieC

    05 November, 2007, 9:45 am

    Pooh gets caught with his paw in the honey jar

11. Lung the Younger

    05 November, 2007, 9:52 am

    Confucius say:
    When Rosie O’ Donnell invite you over for hot dog night, make sure full moon not out.

12. Brad K.

    05 November, 2007, 10:35 am

    But I ordered my hot dog with sauerkraut, not mustard!

    —

    Flustered by how the other elves ganged up on him, Zipster was aghast as the other Buster Burger manager trainees walked out at the end of the shift. Zipster would be alone to clean up. There were only 12 minutes left before the hated PPP (‘Permanent Paler Picker’, former Drill Sergeant) Drutin would arrive to empty trash cans – and squeal to franchise owner Lymon Vunk about the messy store. Zipster was unsure how the food fight started, but he was kinda sure – he lost.

    —

    “I *told* you this salad stuff wouldn’t work – I’m a *pastry* chef!”

13. Jim S

    05 November, 2007, 10:45 am

    But…but…but it feels SOOOOOO good!

14. Sallie

    05 November, 2007, 10:55 am

    I have unfortunatly worked with people like this…

15. Anton

    05 November, 2007, 11:13 am

    Once exposed for his Mustard fetish, Ralph retreated to a life of solitude.

16. Pablo

    05 November, 2007, 11:45 am

    I’ll tell you what I see here. Two Tards!!! Mus & Re.

17. Astryd

    05 November, 2007, 12:06 pm

    Stand perfectly still…he can’t see you… 🙄

18. Drusky

    05 November, 2007, 12:50 pm

    Honestly! The customer said ‘hold the mustard’…

19. Chris S

    05 November, 2007, 12:56 pm

    A stunned Luke “The Kitchen Tornado” Johnson stands aghast as his bid become the best fast-food cook in the land falls to pieces while trying to open a new chain of 5-Second Service burger joints.

20. Zilla the Younger

    05 November, 2007, 1:02 pm

    It was Colonel Mustard in the pantry with the knife!

21. Salmon

    05 November, 2007, 1:04 pm

    opps 😳

22. StevieC

    05 November, 2007, 2:48 pm

    Whatever you do, don’t ask him to hold the pickle!

23. junkman

    05 November, 2007, 2:51 pm

    “who you callin’ yella?”

24. Fleetwood

    05 November, 2007, 3:16 pm

    That new Hollywood Mustard Diet does not appear to be working. 😛

25. Loli

    05 November, 2007, 4:04 pm

    Who took the cookies from the mustard jar? 😡

26. tinamarie

    05 November, 2007, 6:39 pm

    …what do you mean, mustard’s not for lovin’?

27. Drusky

    05 November, 2007, 6:43 pm

    Mr. Krabs! Spongeboob Roundbutts is having a meltdown in the kitchen… 😈

28. Flash Gordon

    05 November, 2007, 7:30 pm

    AnnieB’s cousin Bubba who likes to dip his weenie
    in the mustard jar. He is in big demand at parties.
    🙄 :wang: 😕 :wtf: :kiss:

29. Pablo

    05 November, 2007, 8:29 pm

    thank God it was mustard. If it would have been mayo, I don’t think I could have kept my lunch.

30. BrentD

    05 November, 2007, 9:40 pm

    Sasquatch captured in Home Depot break room. News at eleven.

31. Lake Effect

    05 November, 2007, 11:00 pm

    Dave…

    Where do you keep finding pictures of my brothers-in-law?

32. People Guy

    05 November, 2007, 11:26 pm

    Frenchy could be very resourceful when the vaseline was all but gone and Arthur was impatiently waiting.

33. Grimm

    05 November, 2007, 11:41 pm

    It’s the newest attempt at REDNECK FINGERPAINTING, they will just have to keep trying.

34. rust

    05 November, 2007, 11:46 pm

    I remember this! It’s from FATSO, a wonderful film with DOM de LUISE (written and directed by Anne Bancroft). The CHUBBY CHECKERS help out DOMINICK while he tries to lose weight. Of course, all hell breaks loose when the Fat Guys Sing for the Keys and Junior is threatened with being cut down to his balls.

    No, wait a minute, I’m wrong, this guy isn’t in the film… It’s still a good movie. Great supporting cast including Ron Carey, Rudy de Luca, Candice Azzara and of course, Anne Bancroft.

35. Reddog

    06 November, 2007, 12:04 am

    Wait… Is this that picture of Bigfoot I keep hearing about?

36. Meagan

    06 November, 2007, 12:34 am

    “Worst. Mustard. Ever.”

37. TimM

    06 November, 2007, 6:03 am

    “Hey, I eat my vegetables! Mustard IS a vegetable, it’s made from a mustard plant so it’s a vegetable!

38. julesOdeNile

    06 November, 2007, 7:43 am

    Good one Pablo

39. Brad K.

    06 November, 2007, 11:02 am

    [Comment ID #210433 will be quoted here]

    Jack was hot. Really hot. Not just irritated at Janice, helplessly laughing at him. Not just sweltering in the August heat with the Air Conditioner broken. No, this was worse .. more personal.

    Janice had almost sounded reasonable. Jack had complained (out loud – that was probably the first mistake!) about the rash under his scrotum, from all the hours sweating since the a/c broke down in the kitchen at Nana’s Swamp Shack and Bait Howse. Beer hadn’t relieved the itching, and letting Snuffles the old Blue Heeler that wandered in every now and then to lick the .. affected area .. had only helped for a couple of hours. So when Janice suggested Mustard would clear up the irritation, hey! anything that might help ..

    But the mustard burned. Hot burn. 20 minutes later an now a 3rd degree rash kind of burn. And Janice laughed just on, and on, and on! When she told him to be sure to wash it off with cold water, to prevent making it ‘hot’ for days, Jack assumed this was also to make fun of him. And the hot water really did turn up the heat, and leave it there.

    And the doctors and nurses and attendants and candy stripers and ambulance drivers and janitors and *visitors* for goodness’ sakes at the emergency clinic all had to look and “Ooh!” and “Ah!” at the brightly glowing *region* down there. And one nurse was kind enough to tell Jack that frequent washing with soap and water would have taken care of the problem.

    And Janice is still laughing.

40. Kristi

    06 November, 2007, 5:17 pm

    LOST’s Hurley attempts to reintegrate into civilization.

41. pappas44

    07 November, 2007, 7:32 am

    I just know she’s the kinda girl who’ll rip all her clothes off, if I just put a little bit of mustard on my man boobs!

42. Spud

    09 November, 2007, 12:05 am

    I just like the complete look of innocence…

43. TimM

    10 November, 2007, 6:11 am

    “I could have sworn this was the jar I hid my weed in!”

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