Caption Time #200

1. Lung the Younger

   04 October, 2007, 8:48 am

   “He was treated and released and said to be anxious to start tossing pumpkins again.”

   This would explain that broad smile I’m seeing on all these Jack o’ Lanterns round the neighborhood.

2. Lung the Younger

   04 October, 2007, 8:52 am

   This looks like a still from a pornographic sitcom. How about:

   Three’s Cumpany

3. Bigwavdave

   04 October, 2007, 9:09 am

   “Does this nude Polaroid of me turn you on?” “Oh yeah, but I can hardly wait to get my hands on one of those blue zip-up velour shirts!” “In the mean time, hand me that mirror so I can look up your skirt…”

4. junkman

   04 October, 2007, 9:14 am

   just another day in marilyn’s chambers.

5. AnnieB

   04 October, 2007, 9:16 am

   “He says if we let him feel them they’ll look just like this when we grow up.”

6. Spud

   04 October, 2007, 9:45 am

   I am ready now for the sex…

7. Nikki

   04 October, 2007, 11:21 am

   Obvious: Porn intro. The mustache clinches it.

8. Astryd

   04 October, 2007, 11:24 am

   That was me three years ago when I first started coming here for my therapy sessions. I was a disaster but Chase here has been so good to me and helped me sort through most of my issues. He can help you too…let us help you… 😈

   “What’s in your wallet?”

9. Astryd

   04 October, 2007, 11:25 am

   I truly enjoy posting under nikki! 😈

10. Drusky

    04 October, 2007, 12:25 pm

    The Zilla girls prepare to feed… 😈

11. Merth

    04 October, 2007, 1:08 pm

    I agree… this is clearly from a 1970’s porn flick.

    Caption:
    Jack (blue sweater) was excited to show Cindy and Janet the voyeuristic photos he had been taking of them while they dress, shower, and poop.

12. StevieC

    04 October, 2007, 1:52 pm

    I am a Wild and Crazy guy!
    Look what I found …. Foxes!

13. StevieC

    04 October, 2007, 1:53 pm

    See. I told you the carpet matches the curtains.

14. pablo

    04 October, 2007, 2:04 pm

    Borat’s brother had an obsession with Burt Reynolds. Unfortunately he didn’t notice that one of these women was actually Haley Joel Osment and the other John Heder in drag. Oh what a funny mix up.

15. Zilla the Younger

    04 October, 2007, 2:11 pm

    Time for Burt Reynolds moustache,
    Time for Burt Reynolds moustache!

    That was Burt Reynolds moustache,
    That was Burt Reynolds moustache!

16. Brad K.

    04 October, 2007, 2:23 pm

    “Silly girl! Look closer! You can’t be Lonnie Anderson! We need you to be Sally Fields, as she might have been if she was a horny stripper / prostitute / chicken plucker just now having second thoughts about marrying the idiot sheriff’s dullard son. This will be ‘Smoke Me That Bandit’, lady! Now, let’s get back to the script. We are on page three, and Bart – uh, that is, ‘Smoke Me, the Latin Stud Driver’, sorry, Bart – and when Bart smile, your sweater comes *off* girl, and I want to hear that elastic snap!”

    “OK, go!”

17. MRDOUG

    04 October, 2007, 2:31 pm

    You show me yours I’ll Show you more

    The Hoff the early years

18. Astryd

    04 October, 2007, 2:32 pm

    “Check this out girls! This picture is from when I first met your mom…”
    “Oh look Cindy, you have moms boobs!”
    “Nuh uh! Lemme see that! I bet Mindy’s got her ass, huh dad!”
    “Now girls. See, I told you you were both just like her.” :puke:

19. Meagan

    04 October, 2007, 3:03 pm

    “Would you like to stroke my mustache?” 😈

20. Driver

    04 October, 2007, 3:35 pm

    No really girls thats me before the operation, now if you both take off your clothes I’ll prove to you that everything works 😈

21. Bjorn Freeh

    04 October, 2007, 4:19 pm

    “Ok. Ok. Ok. You two are naive American inspectors and I am Iranian madman. You can start search for weapon of mass destruction now.”

22. Flash Gordon

    04 October, 2007, 5:14 pm

    A young Princess Di being sized up by that
    Arab guy. :wang: :wang: :wang: :thong:

23. larfus

    04 October, 2007, 7:16 pm

    Almost reminds me of Freddie Mercury, but Freddie would of never been on the bed with 2 girls. :limp:

24. Driver

    04 October, 2007, 7:44 pm

    [Comment ID #202486 will be quoted here]

    I bet thats not the only thing you would enjoy doing under Nikki 😛

25. Loli

    04 October, 2007, 8:07 pm

    Remember this? From before the sex change!

26. Drusky

    04 October, 2007, 8:19 pm

    Oh, wow! Mom, you DID look years younger before the porn career!

27. chainstay

    04 October, 2007, 11:48 pm

    Not sure on the spelling, but isn’t that a Chuck Mangione LP in the background?

28. Brooklyn R.

    05 October, 2007, 12:49 am

    “Then I said ‘Poke her… I don’t even know her!'”

    “You’re so funny! I want you to touch my “no-zone”!”

29. LOTGK

    05 October, 2007, 2:49 pm

    “Look what he did for the Olson twins!”

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