Caption Time #192

1. zinta

   29 August, 2007, 12:47 am

   What the hell is up with the guy in the back… it looks like he just saw a demon.

   I’d sure like to see what the hell she is doing in the bottom part of this scene.

2. Poke

   29 August, 2007, 1:07 am

   No! Not THAT dance!

   Poke

3. Poke

   29 August, 2007, 1:26 am

   Come on, shake your body baby, DO THE F@!%*IN’ CONGA!

   Poke

4. AnnieB

   29 August, 2007, 2:18 am

   Those must be some really smelly armpits! :wtf:

5. Lung the Younger

   29 August, 2007, 2:55 am

   A sincere answer to “Does my bum look big in this?”

6. Lung the Younger

   29 August, 2007, 3:02 am

   When Greek women miss a spot with waxing.

7. Chris S

   29 August, 2007, 7:02 am

   At the South Carolina state talent show while doing her famous Jenny McCarthy impersonation, this contestant… much to the dismay of one of the judges…actually sharted. Final score: 6.8

8. Spud

   29 August, 2007, 8:19 am

   1 2 3

   Flip :boob: :boob:

   :wtf:

9. Cindy

   29 August, 2007, 8:26 am

   That guy in the background looks like he just noticed she has a big tail (and I don’t mean junk in the trunk–a genuine, wagging, happy-to-see-you kind of tail)!

10. StevieC

    29 August, 2007, 8:38 am

    She’s just been stedged by the varsity football team and the evidence is still dripping out her backside.

    The song they’re dancing to is called “Stedging” …

    Stedge it DaveZilla,
    But don’t stedge too fast
    If my stuff ain’t tight enough,
    you can stedge it up my ass

11. bobo

    29 August, 2007, 8:42 am

    [Comment ID #199352 will be quoted here]

    You’re so on the money.

12. junkman

    29 August, 2007, 8:58 am

    my shadow better be following me! i’d hate to think i wasted a perfectly good bar of soap on my green slippers.

13. Nikki

    29 August, 2007, 8:59 am

    I think he just saw something dangling. :limp:

14. Brad K.

    29 August, 2007, 9:31 am

    Judy arrived home from her Prom date with a considerable load of alcohol brightening her mood. Disheveled but apparently still clothed, she proudly flourishes her key for her chastity belt. Little Jimmy, her date for the evening, didn’t fully understand this ‘virtue intact’ encounter at Judy’s door. Instead of a lengthy grope-and-face-sucking interlude, here was Judy’s Dad, shotgun in hand!

    And *what* had Judy’s Uncle Dick just shoved into Little Jimmy’s butt!?!

15. patrick

    29 August, 2007, 10:09 am

    OMG bitch you shoulda wore something with straps to cover that gawd awful birth mark! It looks like a buffalo puked on your back! :puke:

16. junkman

    29 August, 2007, 10:17 am

    “avoid the shock of static cling by moistening the charged area.”

17. StevieC

    29 August, 2007, 10:19 am

    [Comment ID #199362 will be quoted here]

    It looks like static isn’t the only thing that’s clinging. :wtf:

18. Drusky

    29 August, 2007, 11:23 am

    Who says the living dead can’t party, too?

19. Master Solace

    29 August, 2007, 11:35 am

    Alucard, son of Dracula, shrieks in fear of seeing the one bright dress reminding him of the Sun……

20. Bjorn Freeh

    29 August, 2007, 11:46 am

    That string around her wrist… I think I figured out what the other end is tied to.

21. Master Solace

    29 August, 2007, 11:53 am

    [Comment ID #199369 will be quoted here]

    “It’s the new Date Lanyard, just tie one end around your date’s :wang:, and you will never lose him……Warning: hard tugs lead to bad nights, like in this ad.”

22. Astryd

    29 August, 2007, 11:57 am

    It’s the chicken dance! 😆

23. Astryd

    29 August, 2007, 11:59 am

    Latest Poll: If it’s a MERCY killing, does that then make it right?

24. Brooklyn R.

    29 August, 2007, 12:15 pm

    “Oh my god! I think I just farted! Here comes another one!”

25. Chris

    29 August, 2007, 1:54 pm

    Susan still had enough time to pose for a picture while she ran from the possessed pedifile.

26. MRDOUG

    29 August, 2007, 2:18 pm

    Cousin Billy was shocked to see his 1/2 sister pull her IUD on the dance floor.

    Billy finds out why they kept calling “her” his Uncle Dave

27. Pablo

    29 August, 2007, 2:41 pm

    The Sultan of Cleavland thought he had another ho to add to his stable, but Heather decided to leave a steamer during his lap dance.

28. Pablo

    29 August, 2007, 2:45 pm

    Cousin Katie had fallen for the old “pull my finger” trick too many times. She decided that she would turn it around on the guys by saying “touch my tittie”. She unfortunately had forgoten about the broccoli & asparagus she had for lunch.

29. Anton

    29 August, 2007, 4:34 pm

    Beeker goes Berserk and reaches for a lewd and lascivious conviction.

30. Flash Gordon

    29 August, 2007, 4:48 pm

    Her left pit looks as though it is growing
    digits. :wtf: :wtf: 🙁

31. Randy

    29 August, 2007, 4:51 pm

    Thought bubble for the guy in the background: “Maybe she will think this hideous purple birthmark on my face is a red wine stain”

32. Astryd

    29 August, 2007, 4:58 pm

    “I told you I drive them mad…” 😆

33. StevieC

    29 August, 2007, 6:18 pm

    [Comment ID #199396 will be quoted here]

    Road trip!!!! 😈 :wang:

34. Yucca

    29 August, 2007, 7:25 pm

    Wow,everytime I touch her right boob her hair rises and I belch like freakin’ crazed banshee…watch, I’ll do it again.

35. Bigwavdave

    29 August, 2007, 7:25 pm

    [Comment ID #199373 will be quoted here]

    So I guess one could ask: “If it’s a mercy fuck, does that then make it right?”

36. Bigwavdave

    29 August, 2007, 7:43 pm

    [Comment ID #199373 will be quoted here]
    Astryd – You have forced me to think seriously for a few minutes. What, exactly, do you mean by “right”? For example, perhaps you are familiar with a certain scene in the film The Sand Pebbles? Would you consider that right? Or are you thinking of something like the end of One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest? Or are you thinking of a nurse somewhere helping someone along who is in a persistant vegetative state? I LOVE you and am just wondering. BWD

37. Mandy

    29 August, 2007, 9:42 pm

    night of the living dead 7: ghouls gone wild!!

38. Meagan

    29 August, 2007, 10:47 pm

    “Local retard wins a date with a local crazy ho.” 😛

39. Astryd

    30 August, 2007, 12:08 pm

    “Or are you thinking of a nurse somewhere…”
    I’m sorry, what was the question? The nurse distracted me. 😈
    Think, Zillagirlz dressed in nurse outfits in an old folks home aiding in assisted suicide by pleasure overload…(heart attack)

    Now I have to see The Sand Pebbles but I like the nurse example of my expression…maybe cuz of the nurses dancing in my brain. 😈

    Mercy fuck-selfless act of engaging in sexual intercourse with someone (other than oneself) that would normally not have a chance in hell with you, usually kept anonymous exponentially increasing the “good deed” factor. Public service. Therefore, Yes, It is right.

    …can Public Servant go on my resume? If so, how specific do I have to be on the job description.

    [Comment ID #199399 will be quoted here]
    I’m there baby! BTW: FYI I’ve been perfecting my gag reflex tolerance… 😈 All for the good of mankind (and nymphos alike)!

40. acehole

    30 August, 2007, 12:33 pm

    she has red wings 🙁 ❓ :dead: :puke: :puke: :puke:

41. Drusky

    30 August, 2007, 6:42 pm

    [Comment ID #199553 will be quoted here]
    Gag reflex… Let me guess… your’s is triggered by tickling your feet? 😛 😈 :wang:

42. jewel-o-de-nile

    31 August, 2007, 4:37 am

    [Comment ID #199369 will be quoted here]

    am with you on this one!!!!

43. Infidel753

    01 September, 2007, 2:25 am

    My teeth are so perfect! Now watch me scare the shit out of this zombie sneaking up behind me!

44. Meagan

    01 September, 2007, 3:22 pm

    Damn, I haven’t gone on a road trip all summer!

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