Caption Time #142

1. Spud

   05 November, 2006, 1:36 am

   Geordie de Hutt limbers up…
   :wtf:

2. Randy

   05 November, 2006, 2:03 am

   Yes friends, another case of a dicky-do belly; translated: my belly sticks out more than my dicky do.

3. Brad K.

   05 November, 2006, 2:25 am

   Ruth stared. Yes, Jerry was capable of that macho, ‘In college I could ..’ competitive silliness, but .. wow.

   Jerry must have been into the 3rd or 4th shot of tequilla, when their son-in-law mentioned he had seen their daughter Melanie hook her feet behind her head. The twit then claimed he had tried it, and couldn’t get his feet past his ears. So of *course* Jerry claimed, ‘I taught my daughter how to do that! Watch this!’ Oh, my.

   Now Jerry sits there, arms locked on his sneakers. Asleep. And the twit even had to ask, ‘Is he all right? What is that gurgling sound?’ Melanie, bless her heart, went for a couple of towels. Maybe Ruth wouldn’t have to shampoo the carpet again this week, but it didn’t look good.

   Perhaps a few stems of galdiolii stuck in the legs of his shorts would look cute, maybe some lettuce on the floor, and … oh, this is terrible. Did she dare? Ruth bet herself she could stuff a full tray of ice cube down his trunks before he woke up…

4. Drusky

   05 November, 2006, 3:57 am

   So that’s what my belly looks like… 😈

5. Drusky

   05 November, 2006, 4:01 am

   Switzerland displays their first folding ‘Swiss Army Blob’… 😈

6. Lung the Younger

   05 November, 2006, 5:40 am

   One of the first Brando scenes to be cut from Apocalypse Now.

7. Da Popster

   05 November, 2006, 7:26 am

   In light of the Bush administration cutbacks in military spending, the Navy unveils one of its’ new anchors. :wtf:

8. Tara

   05 November, 2006, 8:07 am

   One of the lesser known Buda statues.

9. Zilla the Younger

   05 November, 2006, 8:23 am

   I just want to know WHY!?!

10. cbatdux

    05 November, 2006, 9:09 am

    Howie Mandell works the audience during a commercial break….

11. Craig

    05 November, 2006, 9:14 am

    Glad i’m not the spotter!

12. Bigwavdave

    05 November, 2006, 10:08 am

    Pink socks with red sneakers? He must be mad… 😈

13. Driver

    05 November, 2006, 10:32 am

    I have only seen it in cartoons before but I bet this guys cannonball could drain a pool

14. Mandy

    05 November, 2006, 11:43 am

    “Eddie, I swear I seen this guy suck his own dick. If I can just Nnnnnnnrggghhhhh get my mmmnnngnnnnhghhghghh” :wtf:

15. Chris

    05 November, 2006, 11:46 am

    i cant reach my pee pee. hey you dude help me, ya just grab my arm and push…. :boob:

16. liza

    05 November, 2006, 11:52 am

    nice socks :puke:

17. Zinta

    05 November, 2006, 12:24 pm

    Look agent 99 I know one of these were ringing!

18. sledge

    05 November, 2006, 12:55 pm

    Make a wish/// OMG don’t FART!!!

19. pablo

    05 November, 2006, 1:45 pm

    Something doesn’t look right here. When I bought this “do it yourself” man from Ikea, the easy to follow instructions were in French and there were way too many parts. I didn’t remember it saying “Heavy Duty” either.

20. Drusky

    05 November, 2006, 2:57 pm

    [Comment ID #79551 will be quoted here]

    😆

21. Driver

    05 November, 2006, 3:42 pm

    Mandy your such a naughty girl… your the coolest 😆

22. Meagan

    05 November, 2006, 5:23 pm

    He looks like he’s giving birth to himself. :wtf: :dead:

23. Penguin Pete

    05 November, 2006, 8:12 pm

    Thanksgiving turkey impression?

24. Nikki

    05 November, 2006, 8:19 pm

    [Comment ID #79568 will be quoted here]

    Needs no stuffing & comes with his own gravy.

25. larfus

    05 November, 2006, 9:56 pm

    This might be the only way he can see his feet. 🙄

26. chainstay

    05 November, 2006, 10:04 pm

    “Beans are kickin’ in. Light the matches! LIGHT THE MATCHES!!”

27. mikeB

    05 November, 2006, 10:09 pm

    “Hello, Swindon, Come in, Swindon.”

28. Jack

    05 November, 2006, 10:12 pm

    If they can bowl with midgets you can bowl with me, now stick your fingers in the holes and roll me!!

29. liza

    05 November, 2006, 10:57 pm

    [Comment ID #79569 will be quoted here]

    ewww. . . :puke:

30. Lounge Puppy

    05 November, 2006, 11:43 pm

    Why? Because he CAN!

31. Mitch

    06 November, 2006, 9:29 am

    This adaptive skill of the Wiley Bald Headed Gluttonoid is learned to provide access for “our bulky hero” to Airplane restrooms.

    It’s also handy for “Where’s my Grilled Cheese” and other Games of the Wiley Bald headed Gluttonoid.

32. NuggetMaven

    06 November, 2006, 4:58 pm

    :wtf: “Hey, I can smell my own ass from here.”
    :puke: “Now if it weren’t for my big gut, I’d have no need to keep a woman around.”
    :limp: “Sad thing is, even if I succeed in getting my dick into my own mouth, I’ve got diabetic related erectile dysfunction.”
    👿 “Unfortunately, this is the only position where I can see my nuts without benefit of a mirror…”

33. NuggetMaven

    06 November, 2006, 5:00 pm

    :puke: “Damn those Happy Meals!!!”

34. Kangaroo

    07 November, 2006, 12:57 pm

    If you are looking for your feet, they are by your ears, if you are looking for something else, it will NEVER happen. The position alone guarantees its prolly gone for good……….

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