Caption Time #139

1. Nunu

   05 October, 2006, 1:09 am

   Ok, when tutu’s get to be that big, I think we need to re-classify them as ‘four-fours’ :wtf:

   …And the cop looks like she’s just watched that video

2. Brad K.

   05 October, 2006, 4:58 am

   Yeah, yeah, the Marmite Squeezy drawing program is demented. But I prefer the TuxPaint drawing program — the ‘Nuh Nuh Nuh-ah’ when you click is so very comforting. http://www.tuxpaint.org/ The stamps enhance the program a lot, and the tools are fun to play with. OK, TuxPaint claims to be a ‘kids drawing program’, and I can’t see producing Web graphics, but still the thing is fun.

   —

   Cherie and Lisa, Stranded Again.

   Cherie and Lisa, riding the #12 bus toward work, were stranded today when the bus driver and passengers forced them to leave the bus in the intersection of 4th Street and Central Avenue. This was not a regular stop. Cherie had attracted the attention of the other passengers with a series of monumental moments of flatulence, both loud and long. Her sister, Lisa, didn’t help — she kept making gagging sounds, screaming about opening the windows (they don’t open on city buses, for security reasons). The distraction got so loud and annoying that the driver stopped the bus immediately and invited the ladies to continue their travels any way but on that bus. While the driver agreed he couldn’t call the cops on the ladies for farting, he pointed out that he could report them for making a stink, for disturbing the other passengers with sounds and anti-social behavior, and for acting in a reckless and unsafe manner.

   Cherie and Lisa, stranded. At least that wasn’t ‘wet t-shirt’ night at the club.

3. Lung the Younger

   05 October, 2006, 5:35 am

   Every time someone commits a traffic violation in Manhattan, an Angel of Harlem loses her wings.

4. Da Popster

   05 October, 2006, 6:16 am

   I’m with the cop, kinda open mouthed wha ?? :limp: :puke:

5. Anna

   05 October, 2006, 8:29 am

   This is one of the few reasons I will become a lesbian soon.

6. Spud

   05 October, 2006, 8:38 am

   “You sho ma butt don’t look big in this?”

   :geek:

7. Craig

   05 October, 2006, 9:23 am

   That’s a very bad double mint commercial.

8. Patrick

   05 October, 2006, 9:53 am

   Those are tutus. Those are at least four fours!! Big enough to cause a traffic jam. If someone told them :”haul ass” it would take at least two trips!

9. Patrick

   05 October, 2006, 9:54 am

   aren’t tutus. Jeez, blew the line.

10. Lung the Younger

    05 October, 2006, 10:32 am

    Those girls don’t look like Tutus Patrick. In fact they don’t look Rwandan at all.

11. Zilla the Younger

    05 October, 2006, 11:28 am

    Something strange happened to Loquisha’s backside on the way to the Franzella stunt double competition…

12. janice

    05 October, 2006, 12:10 pm

    man they look like they swallowed a cow and a half :puke: :puke:

13. Cynical Villain

    05 October, 2006, 12:20 pm

    ummmm yeah….ok. I don’t even think I can even try to come up with something for this. But all I got to say is….that is just WRONG!!!!!!!! :dead:

14. Lisa J

    05 October, 2006, 12:37 pm

    Ok, after THAT pic, I now have a migraine, a BAD one

15. Bjorn Freeh

    05 October, 2006, 1:37 pm

    New Disney characters Tweedle-Yeek and Tweedle-Yuk.

16. Corinne

    05 October, 2006, 1:51 pm

    All three strippers were dressed up and ready for the bachelor party…

    On the way to the televised show, Janet’s sister saw the potential for another ‘wardrobe malfuncion’. Quick thinking on her part prevented the on-sight execution of her sister by the FCCs new armed guards. The leotard was pinned back into place. America’s children were safe for another evening.

17. phud

    05 October, 2006, 3:23 pm

    We wre only doing the bunny-hop and we lost the others

18. phud

    05 October, 2006, 3:23 pm

    We wre only doing the bunny-hop and we lost the others

19. mikeme

    05 October, 2006, 5:36 pm

    Looks like they both have a BIG ASS problem!!! 😈 :limp: :limp:

20. JeannieBug

    05 October, 2006, 8:02 pm

    Baby got back!

21. ducatisti

    05 October, 2006, 9:47 pm

    We were only doing the bunny-hop and we lost the others
    That’s a very bad double mint commercial.

    Seriously funny stuff!

    All I can think of is if these were the best lookin’ gals they could find to lead the parade, what did the rest of the participants look like???

22. Drusky

    05 October, 2006, 10:59 pm

    The stars of ‘Sister, Sister’ on the set of the new movie ‘Running Fast and Smoking Crack’ 😈

23. cbatdux

    05 October, 2006, 11:01 pm

    [Comment ID #78023 will be quoted here]

    More like tweedle-yak.

24. Meagan

    05 October, 2006, 11:33 pm

    Shonequah and Jasmine really wanted to try out for the Dallas Cheerleading squad this year, but were unfortunately held up when Jasmine’s skirt came loose during rush hour traffic. :wtf:

    Oh, and every woman wants to do what Little Mary Sunshine did at least once in her lifetime. It’s true.

25. Kangaroo

    05 October, 2006, 11:47 pm

    I TOLD you we should have left the all you can eat buffet two hours ago……

26. Driver

    06 October, 2006, 12:18 am

    Is that cop reaching for her gun ?… I hope that cop is reaching for her gun !

27. Spud

    06 October, 2006, 12:56 am

    I gotta say there’s been some very funny responses the past few days to the varied and sundy topics.

    Hard to pick the best.

    😀

28. Lounge Puppy

    06 October, 2006, 4:45 pm

    The song they were marching to is
    Hump de Hump de Bump Bump, and man, were they rocking’ it!

29. jennifer

    06 October, 2006, 4:50 pm

    too many bad thoughts at once my brain is going to explode!!! :wtf:

30. Drusky

    06 October, 2006, 9:57 pm

    [Comment ID #78044 will be quoted here]
    Didn’t you mean harpoon gun?

    😈

31. Drusky

    06 October, 2006, 10:13 pm

    TiMonda and LaShonda always seemed to get more attention then any of the other Siamese twins… 😈

32. mesmereyes

    07 October, 2006, 2:33 am

    these boots were made for walkin…Sheniqua and Latifa were some of the LESS popular Jessica Simpson impersonaters out there :wtf:

33. Timm

    07 October, 2006, 4:15 am

    Towanda and Vernetta were disappointed to find that they were the only participants in the “Overweight Black Lesbian Parade”

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