Bad Cartoon Week, 3 of 7

1. Ms Puppet Launcher

   04 October, 2006, 12:38 am

   Groan! That joke makes my tits itch. :boob: :boob:

2. joe

   04 October, 2006, 12:40 am

   this isn’t even a joke. its a drawing with words.
   this sucks.
   which i guess is why its number 3 in bad cartoon week.
   :limp:

3. Nunu

   04 October, 2006, 12:47 am

   It’s only a flesh wound! (sorry, I was watching Monty Python, and I couldn’t think of anything else) 😀

4. zinta

   04 October, 2006, 1:01 am

   Ok.. I don’t get it.

5. harry faque

   04 October, 2006, 1:32 am

   Mark Twains caustic humor rubs Smokey the Bear the wrong way….

6. Spud

   04 October, 2006, 1:40 am

   “Okay, who got the leg?”

   :geek:

7. Sumo Geisha

   04 October, 2006, 2:59 am

   [Comment ID #77932 will be quoted here]
   Now that’s funny!

8. Sumo Geisha

   04 October, 2006, 3:24 am

   [Comment ID #77932 will be quoted here]
   Now that’s funny!
   

9. Lung the Younger

   04 October, 2006, 3:53 am

   Adventure sports are getting so goddamn expensive these days. My last hunting expedition cost me an arm and a leg.

   (Queue ‘sproing’ sound effect)

10. Anna

    04 October, 2006, 4:37 am

    It sounds like the title of a song by ACDC “It’s alllllllright, I’m ooooookay”.

    I guess I’m missing the joke here.

11. Mandy

    04 October, 2006, 6:58 am

    [Comment ID #77925 will be quoted here]

    [Comment ID #77940 will be quoted here]

    His left limbs are gone, so he’s all RIGHT. Wake up, people! :dead:

12. Davezilla

    04 October, 2006, 7:16 am

    Mandy got it, The puns are only going to get worse as the week goes on, people. 😈

13. Spud

    04 October, 2006, 8:03 am

    So when I start getting these puns, my journey to the dark side will be complete huh?

    😛

14. Anna

    04 October, 2006, 8:49 am

    [Comment ID #77941 will be quoted here]

    See, there the language barrier jumps into place.

15. Patrick

    04 October, 2006, 8:57 am

    Thank you Mandy. Just as sharp as you are babe-ish.
    I was going to make some bear statement “Yep, they do taste just like chicken” but it’s early and that’s lame so I won’t.

16. Meagan

    04 October, 2006, 9:07 am

    Just call me stumped.

17. harry faque

    04 October, 2006, 10:28 am

    Am I allowed to say that the Nikki image is provocative, without pissing off our hosty? She’s quite the lass.

18. harry faque

    04 October, 2006, 10:30 am

    Republican.

19. junkman

    04 October, 2006, 11:26 am

    keep the bad jokes coming. if ms. puppet launcher’s tit’s are itching already there’s no telling what can happen in the future.

20. Davezilla

    04 October, 2006, 2:28 pm

    Sorry for the downtiime. Server was out back smoking crack again. :geek:

21. Corinne

    04 October, 2006, 3:11 pm

    All right! Today’s cartoon is actually bad. Very bad.

22. scamper

    04 October, 2006, 3:17 pm

    em em mom was right, they do taste like chicken

23. MrDoug

    04 October, 2006, 3:55 pm

    Hey let’s give that bear a hand!

    Damn that robot link makes me look at Robby the Robot in a whole new light.

24. lawman_221

    04 October, 2006, 5:32 pm

    You’re a sick man Dave! That’s why I love you man!!!

25. mikeme

    04 October, 2006, 6:33 pm

    The Care Bears -vs- the I Don’t Give A Shit Bears. Not very well armed!! 😈

26. t. bailey

    04 October, 2006, 6:38 pm

    which one taste like chicken ? because i’ve had bear meat and its very salty (no idid’nt put salt on it) it does not taste like chicken….human? ❓

27. Drusky

    04 October, 2006, 9:39 pm

    The hunter used to be a Monk growing flowers before this occured…
    and the bear said…. say it with me now…
    “Only you can prevent florest friers”…

    Yeah, yeah, it sucked but if you want quality, go to a pay site… 😈

28. mikeB

    04 October, 2006, 9:47 pm

    [Comment ID #77972 will be quoted here]

    Would be funnier if you spelled it right, Drusky. Florist Friars. 😈

29. Spud

    04 October, 2006, 11:29 pm

    Oh I don’t know, don’t be too quick there Mike, after all let’s examine this shall we.

    What is a “Florist”

    And

    What is a “Florest”

    I believe the first example is in the present tense and allows us to imagine a shop or person surrounded by flowers.

    I further believe the second example also in the present tense allows us to imagine a woody enclosure or forest surrounding.

    Now, as to Friars Vs Friers argument I put forth this point of view; a Friar can always bless the fried.

    A Forrest Fire that has been properly Friered by a duly appointed Florist Friar may not be the same as a Forrest Fire that has been properly Friared by a Florest Frier.

    I do realise that this may in some way be a perfectly pointless exercise in filling up server space with blah de blah flipping blah blah but I’m sure the vast majority will be silent and therefore my point maybe moot and therefore correct.

    😛

30. Tom

    05 October, 2006, 11:32 am

    Oh….whatta :boob: !!!

    As for everyone waking up… —> :java:

31. mikeB

    05 October, 2006, 3:43 pm

    [Comment ID #77980 will be quoted here]

    Ah, Spud, you are living proof that the over-educated should not smoke crack. 😈

32. Drusky

    05 October, 2006, 10:47 pm

    [Comment ID #77975 will be quoted here]
    As I said… If you wanted quality… 😆

33. Howie

    06 October, 2006, 4:59 pm

    I thought he might try to sue the bear but he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

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