Caption Time #115

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33 responses to “Caption Time #115”

1. 

   29 May, 2006

   Jim S

   Two hookers interpretively dance The Wizard of Oz at their favorite mall.

   :limp:
2. 

   29 May, 2006

   Spud

   Miss Indiana 1957 just farted and blew away the opposition…

   :geek:
3. 

   29 May, 2006

   Drusky

   Just what is this world coming to when people leave perfectly good prostitutes lying around in the street?
   or
   “No, I didn’t borrow your blue panties. See, I’m wearing my red ones…”
   or
   “Janika and Lydia, having a slow night, decided to see who could fart themselves across a newly waxed floor first…” 😈
4. 

   29 May, 2006

   Lung the Younger

   ..and then at a very awkward moment, the accumulated pressures of professional tennis and all those years of steroid abuse finally caught up on the Williams sisters…..
5. 

   29 May, 2006

   Vicus Scurra

   Baltimore town officials were forced to act to make the “don’t step on the cracks” competition more challenging.
6. 

   29 May, 2006

   Master Solace

   I can’t think of a good one right now…so………..

   [Comment ID #57449 will be quoted here]

   we have a winner
7. 

   29 May, 2006

   mikeme

   Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t find my underwear. Nice butt through 😈
8. 

   29 May, 2006

   Dennis Bookhart

   Quick! Someone call the fashion police! (Not to mention the Department of Bad Parenting.)
9. 

   29 May, 2006

   lisa

   OH MY! THIS EXPLAINS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.

   Krumping (also clown dancing or clowning) is a fast growing style of hip hop dance. It originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California and is the newest form of the “Urban” Black dance movement. It is free, expressive and highly energetic.

   :wtf: :wtf:
10. 

    29 May, 2006

    Craig

    Pull your skirts down please.(and i don’t mean that in the sexual sense, more like, cover that shit up sort of thing) :puke: :puke: :puke: :limp: :puke:
11. 

    29 May, 2006

    Mandy

    No such thing as gravity; the earth sucks ….. and so does your fashion sense. :puke:
12. 

    29 May, 2006

    Driver

    Oh boy mall hooker shuffle board :wtf:
13. 

    29 May, 2006

    Minnie

    [Comment ID #57520 will be quoted here]

    Word. 🙁
14. 

    29 May, 2006

    Chicky

    [Comment ID #57521 will be quoted here]

    and balancing ability after one too many tequila shots!
    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor 😀
15. 

    29 May, 2006

    phud

    I can’t get over the strawberry shortcake purse.
16. 

    29 May, 2006

    The Cynical Villain

    Damn, that’s the last time we go to a hood style hoedown. Damn underpants gnomes stole my thongs again. :undies: :undies: Boomshika, you wake….why your legs open like that…you didn’t!!!! You tramp!!!
17. 

    29 May, 2006

    Tara

    [Comment ID #57446 will be quoted here]

    Seriously, you made me snort I laughed so hard.

    Just another case of HO BINGO.
18. 

    29 May, 2006

    Goth Princess

    I gotta agree with Craig on this one. :puke:
19. 

    29 May, 2006

    mccan

    Hooker-quake
20. 

    29 May, 2006

    Calcul8r

    Crack down on drugs
21. 

    29 May, 2006

    cronewynd

    Dave, did you take this photo yourself?
    I’m really hoping you tell us “the rest of the story”…

    :undies:
22. 

    29 May, 2006

    Mandy

    This was taken right after Dave showed up naked at the mall. :wang:
23. 

    30 May, 2006

    Naughty Lips

    Are you sure that the one with no panties on hasn’t got herself stuck to the hard floor? Like those little toy frogs you get that you push down and they create a suction and you all wait patiently for it to pop-up again..
24. 

    30 May, 2006

    Master Solace

    Here lie two victims of the latest walk-by mall hooker shooting…and the one in the back is reaching toward the light……
25. 

    30 May, 2006

    Da Popster

    The new Olympic Winter Game sport , ” Booty Curling” ?
26. 

    30 May, 2006

    Ron

    A whole new meaning to HO DOWN! :wtf:
27. 

    30 May, 2006

    mikeme

    Wreck of the Whoree Dorie.
28. 

    30 May, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    At least one of them is in the missionary position! Dang! 😕 :wang: 😳
29. 

    30 May, 2006

    jerry

    here tiz!!!!!! here tiz!!!!!!!!
30. 

    30 May, 2006

    Meagan

    Dat ho there don stole my thong! Git back here, bitch! :thong: :wtf:
31. 

    31 May, 2006

    Zen Cat

    Ok, Wanda, those FBI fellas are pretty damn smart so the only way we are going to get out if here is to lay down some snail tracks to throw off the feds. So turn over and start sliding.
32. 

    01 June, 2006

    Katie

    [Comment ID #57446 will be quoted here]

    Why they gotta be from Indiana?

    🙄
33. 

    02 June, 2006

    Katie

    Ok, I have my caption!!!

    “What’s the world coming to when someone leaves a perfectly good hooker on the floor?”