Canadians are funny

1. Spud

   05 June, 2007, 1:31 am

   Geezez h christ, makes ya just wanna go hit it with a hockey stick.

   Several times even, just to be sure to be sure.

2. Reddog

   05 June, 2007, 2:52 am

   So the Keebler elves live in maple trees… and they are canadian…I’ll never look at Grasshoppers the same way ever again

3. AnnieB

   05 June, 2007, 4:24 am

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   Yeah, but I think he’d like being pucked to death.

4. Lung the Younger

   05 June, 2007, 4:34 am

   Call me over critical, but that new French Canadian Mounty uniform doesn’t really inspire the right effect.

   Maybe Bush is building a fence on the wrong border.
   (I mean even Mexicans know how to spell the plural of ‘leaf’)

5. Kalise

   05 June, 2007, 6:14 am

   actually i didn’t even notice that “Leafs” thing, until i read the comments, but your right whats up with that?

6. StevieC

   05 June, 2007, 6:31 am

   It’s Puck! The official spokes … man(?) for the slapshot! :wtf:

   Dave – a correction to your title:
   Canadians are funny; Torontonians are freaks

7. sledge

   05 June, 2007, 7:05 am

   Getting ready for the gay pride parade.it wouldn’t last 10 seconds at the hanger

8. cbatdux

   05 June, 2007, 8:13 am

   I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK….

9. patrick

   05 June, 2007, 8:56 am

   “Oh Hiee! I’m a Maple Leaf. Pick me!”
   Somebody needs to tell him the NHL did not exist during the period prior to the French Revolution. Serious culture clash!

10. Cynical Villain

    05 June, 2007, 9:35 am

    I guess even the faries are hockey fans too. 👿 👿

11. Meagan

    05 June, 2007, 9:55 am

    Damn right we are! I’m just glad he’s not wearing an Ottawa Senators frock.

    GO SENS GO!!!

12. junkman

    05 June, 2007, 10:09 am

    wow. gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “turning over a new leaf.”

13. Bjorn Freeh

    05 June, 2007, 10:22 am

    The dirty little secret of why Tie Domi retired.

14. Master Solace

    05 June, 2007, 10:36 am

    I never knew Siegfried and Roy could’ve had a son……..and damn if he’s not a Maple Leafs fan to boot………

15. Master Solace

    05 June, 2007, 10:39 am

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    Why am I all of a sudden thinking about a Killer White Rabbit? 😳 I’m in the wrong movie…………he’s not, though……..

    😈

16. junkman

    05 June, 2007, 11:37 am

    i know he’s wearing a leaf outfit but i think he may be more of a calgary flamer.

17. Nikki

    05 June, 2007, 11:38 am

    I’d hit it! (with a zamboni)

18. misterarthur

    05 June, 2007, 11:52 am

    Yeah, but he looks really ferocious under his goalie mask.

19. Drusky

    05 June, 2007, 12:13 pm

    Little Boy Blue wants to come blow your horn…

20. Brad K.

    05 June, 2007, 12:42 pm

    Remind me — Canada does have a Queen, right?

21. MRDOUG

    05 June, 2007, 12:57 pm

    No wonder Quebec wants to get away from the rest of the country

22. Sallie

    05 June, 2007, 1:20 pm

    Yeah, sometimes they are…I know, I married one!

23. harley

    05 June, 2007, 1:27 pm

    :wtf:wow that just kinda threw me for a minute… i mean damn :wtf:wow

24. junkman

    05 June, 2007, 1:50 pm

    [Comment ID #186070 will be quoted here] well, it seems there may be more than one. we always hoped “that day” would never come in this funny country of ours.

25. yankee04

    05 June, 2007, 2:18 pm

    He look I thought I saw a smurf, I did! I did! See a smurf!

26. pablo

    05 June, 2007, 2:52 pm

    Oooooo, don’t cha just luv my special cheerleading outfit? I made it on my mother’s sewing machine. Do you think the lace and bows are too much?

    Oh my big burly Maple Leafs. You vicious brutes. You can play with my puck, but nobody handles a stick better than me. Nobody!

27. yankee04

    05 June, 2007, 3:19 pm

    Molson beer announces it’s new spokes thing the “queer smurf”, their motto “If this smurf looks good to you! Have had to much! Ya Hoser!” :puke:

28. Driver

    05 June, 2007, 4:35 pm

    Why does his right hand look like it belongs to a two week old corps? over worked it perhaps :limp:

29. Guy

    05 June, 2007, 4:59 pm

    He’d like to have a PUCK from behind :limp:

30. Flash Gordon

    05 June, 2007, 5:33 pm

    Hey, Mom! Little Boy Blue says he wants to blow
    my horn. Can he, Mom, can he, huh? :kiss: :limp: 😕 :wtf:

31. AnnieB

    05 June, 2007, 8:08 pm

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    Almost as funny as when Drusky said basically the same thing earlier. Sigh. It hurts when my heros fail to live up to my lofty perceptions of them. 🙁

32. Driver

    05 June, 2007, 8:46 pm

    OK you guys keep refering to hockey and though I dont fowllow the sport I do know it’s a very violent one and it sounds like the Toronto Maple Leafs is the name of a hockey team, if this is so I’d say they got just the right fella for a mascot cause that seems to me to be a real pussy-ish name for a hockey team.

    No offence to Canadians or hockey fans…I’m just sayin. ❓

33. Drusky

    05 June, 2007, 9:21 pm

    I’ll bet if you hit that freak with a blacklight, You’d see him from space…

    I’ll also wager he lives for extra minutes in the ‘penalty box’…

34. rust

    05 June, 2007, 10:22 pm

    more corrections:
    Canadians are funny, Torontonians are freaks, but those people on Church Street are the living end. :limp:

35. maddog

    05 June, 2007, 11:09 pm

    :wtf:Man, that’s just so, oooh soo, wrong! Who would even, man that;s just so wrong, on so many different levels, It’s just so wrong! :wtf:

36. maddog

    05 June, 2007, 11:09 pm

    :wtf:Man, that’s just so, oooh soo, wrong! Who would even, man that;s just so wrong, on so many different levels, It’s just so wrong! :wtf:

37. pablo

    06 June, 2007, 12:13 am

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    You can say that again

38. ducatisti

    06 June, 2007, 3:12 am

    “oh my, and i’ll just sit my little self down under the tree…what a perfect inside joke, a leaf below a tree, teeehheeee! Yes, I am the Tao of Hockey, that’s to be sure! :kiss:

    I’m just soooo in love with the feeling of tight satin and frilly lace. Why they don’t make more mens suits out of it, I’ll neeeever know! :kiss:

    Of course, I’m into hockey, all those big strong boys beating each other. Hmmmm, so uncivilized, so brutal, oh my…Quickly Neil, my smelling salts!” :kiss:

39. MB

    10 June, 2007, 3:42 pm

    Don’t ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don’t ya!!

40. Astryd

    11 June, 2007, 12:36 pm

    Is this their version of Superman?

    Matching purse in left hand?

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    Perfection as always Drusky!

    I’d SO look WAY better in that outfit! (but I wouldn’t last in it more than 5 seconds!)

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