Baltic Bitch

1. StevieC

   05 September, 2007, 10:28 pm

   Isn’t this where the guy with the bike for sale went on his honeymoon? :limp:

2. Kristi

   05 September, 2007, 10:50 pm

   Next time I have a bad bout of PMS, I’m staying there. 😛

3. Pablo

   05 September, 2007, 11:08 pm

   For fear of repeating myself.

   Very nice of you to find a video of the Hotel greeter and put it on the same day.

   Some of the ammenities:
   The “Stupid Prick” Loungue
   The “What the Fuck are you looking at” Boutique
   The “Fuck you and your dog” Restaurant
   Special discounts for monthly visiters

   I don’t want to give away all of the suprises. You will just have to experience it yourself.

4. AnnieB

   06 September, 2007, 12:05 am

   All these people do is gripe and complain. You’d think it was a damn bitch hotel or something. Screw this, I’m going back to work next door at the Dumb Bastard … those guys are easy to please and so grateful!

   👿 😛

5. Penguin Pete

   06 September, 2007, 4:04 am

   “Hello, honey? Yeah, I got a room. I’m staying in the Baltic Bitch.”

6. Spud

   06 September, 2007, 5:59 am

   What a great name for a hotel, just perfect, I can think of a few people who would be ideal guests.

7. Lung the Younger

   06 September, 2007, 6:39 am

   Jeez, get an atlas Donald!
   Ivana was from ‘Czechoslovakia’ so it should be the ‘Slavic Bitch Hotel’.

8. Nikki

   06 September, 2007, 7:12 am

   Finally, a hotel for mother-in-laws!

9. Nicolette

   06 September, 2007, 8:02 am

   :wtf: I didn’t know the Baltic States needed a specific place to air their grievences. Perhaps we in America can get a place like this as well, but what to call it?

10. rosebuddls

    06 September, 2007, 8:24 am

    Dave, the link of the day is funny! but the video is WEIRD, even for you ❗

11. patrick

    06 September, 2007, 8:45 am

    Um, I think we found the front desk clerk of the Baltic Bitch Hotel with the video of the day. That broad is psychotic! The Link of the Day provides the waitstaff. And the concierge could be Flavor Flav! It has the makings of a perfect new reality show.

12. Bigwavdave

    06 September, 2007, 8:54 am

    It must be “Bad Girls Day” in Zillaland. And I don’t mean Astryd bad, either.

13. Bjorn Freeh

    06 September, 2007, 10:29 am

    Maybe this is like a roach motel, they check in but…

14. StevieC

    06 September, 2007, 10:58 am

    Hotel owner to sign maker: No, no, you stoopid fool. I said zat we are a bitch ‘otel. Bitch, as in next to zee water, you ee-diot! You can take down your louzee sign and when you are done, you can eat mah cornhole. Oh, mon dieu!

15. StevieC

    06 September, 2007, 11:00 am

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    Nah, more like Hotel California.

16. pablo

    06 September, 2007, 11:20 am

    For a more interesting stay may I suggest the Fu King Hotel in Bangcock

17. Lung the Younger

    06 September, 2007, 12:01 pm

    Boasts the hardest water beds east of Copenhagen.

18. junkman

    06 September, 2007, 2:46 pm

    no surprise the guy in the white tank top with the purse is staying there.

19. junkman

    06 September, 2007, 2:51 pm

    well….the cornhole guy/girl was pleasant. was that a dirty sanchez or a mustache shadow?

20. Chris S

    06 September, 2007, 3:04 pm

    Video of the day:

    :boob: :boob: or :limp: :wtf:

    Kids have too much time on their hands and need a hobby other than making stupid videos… like not being annoying. Thats a hobby kids need to partake in more often.

21. BOSSY

    06 September, 2007, 3:42 pm

    What does the staff leave on the pillows – Mace?

22. Astryd

    06 September, 2007, 5:30 pm

    This is where women go to cheat on their husbands. The name itself keeps husbands out. Observe, the female is the only one entering the building while the two men take no notice of her…

23. Mandy

    06 September, 2007, 7:37 pm

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    wowza!! hawt icon nik! :kiss:

24. Astryd

    06 September, 2007, 9:58 pm

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    Wow! It was delayed on my pc but now that I see it…WOW! Love the pout. Very Sexy!! And the look!!… OMG!!!! BREATHTAKING! 😳 😛 :wang: 😈

25. Cynical Villain

    08 September, 2007, 9:29 am

    I hear that the queen bitch suite is to die for.

26. Meagan

    10 September, 2007, 11:54 pm

    I hear they keep the A/C pumping high there for that authentic “frigid” feel of a real bitch. And the alarm clock is just a hand that slaps you for five minutes and then steals the blankets. Also, the chocolate on your pillow… isn’t chocolate. :wtf:

27. StevieC

    11 September, 2007, 10:01 am

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    I could say the same thing about your new avatar, except that you’re not showing those pouty lips, darlin

28. Astryd

    11 September, 2007, 3:08 pm

    That’s what you think! 😈

    **…avatar…should be 60 x 60 pixels (it will be squished and squashed if it is not!!).**

    …reducing it to an R rating in some cases.

29. StevieC

    12 September, 2007, 2:34 pm

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    All I can say is “wow”. Man, that is one lucky scorpion you’ve got there …. :wang:

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