Bottle Opener?

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34 responses to “Bottle Opener?”

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   10 May, 2006

   JFLY

   So THAT’S how they get a worm inside a bottle of tequila!

   Or…No wonder Corona drinkers insist upon a wedge of lime! 😛

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2. 

   10 May, 2006

   Spud

   That could turn real ugly, real fast.

   :geek:

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3. 

   10 May, 2006

   Minnie

   Has he peed in those bottles as well? :puke:

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4. 

   10 May, 2006

   Coleman

   And if he farts it becomes a carbonated drink real fast.

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   10 May, 2006

   Jester

   This site is going downhill as fast as that bottle is going up his ass

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6. 

   10 May, 2006

   Jester

   The church kicker thing is really funny…………..not. Here’s another: http://www.fuckreligion.com. Now let’s all laugh.

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   10 May, 2006

   Amanda B.

   How could that possibly be comfortable? :wtf:

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   10 May, 2006

   Anna

   I’m much more perturbed( (love that word) about that caucasian midlife-crisis type who’s eyeing the little kids. :puke:

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   10 May, 2006

   Bob

   One slip and its double penetration time baby. Was this picture taken in or near san fransisco?

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10. 

    10 May, 2006

    Peaches

    Dave, did you get the titles mixed up? I think this one should be intitled “your ass is mine” and yesterdays should be called “bottle opener”. Makes sense to me. 😛

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11. 

    10 May, 2006

    Nikki

    For his next trick, watch him squeeze a coal into a diamond.

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12. 

    10 May, 2006

    Lung the Younger

    Well it looks like eastern medicine hasn’t quite mastered the concept of the intravenous drip yet.

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13. 

    10 May, 2006

    cbatdux

    The guy to the left must be using bottles of Aquafina – can’t even see ’em.

    Two thumbs up on the witty comments thus far – you clever bastards! Let me buy you a beer….

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14. 

    10 May, 2006

    Paige

    I feel really dirty after reading all the links. Especially the “F-religion.” They sound like a bunch of hate-mongers. The link does too. If we would just not hate so much and love each other a little bit more, maybe the world would be a little bit better place. God loves everyone.Even the hatemongers. Have a nice day. 🙂

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15. 

    10 May, 2006

    Bjorn Freeh

    “Ikea: Affordable solutions for better living”

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16. 

    10 May, 2006

    MrDoug

    This looks like the beginning of a bad SNL skit. Wait let me get this straight you have TWO bottles up your ass?

    Now if we could just get everyone to give up there imaginary friends and saviors the world would be a better place for all and we would not have to have people delivering lethal kicks to inanimate objects.

    I gotta run my room is a mess…

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17. 

    10 May, 2006

    Duker

    Those are the new gay sex toys-Ben-Wa Bottles!…….Nice shoes!!

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18. 

    10 May, 2006

    Chicky

    What disturbs me the most is that no one else in the picture thinks this is UNUSUAL!!!
    Where the heck are they?
    Who would be so tired… they would fashion a seat out of two suspicious-fluid-filled glass bottles…?
    That can’t be comfortable…. where is Darwinian justice when you need it! :wtf: :wtf:

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19. 

    10 May, 2006

    Cereal

    I personally have sat on far more uncomfortable things….like one bottle, ouch….opps is that an over-share? 😈

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20. 

    10 May, 2006

    Driver

    If one or both of those bottles was to break this guy would be castrated in an instant . :limp:

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21. 

    10 May, 2006

    Drusky

    “And now, I will open these bottles of beer using only my ass with a trick I call ‘Sphincter Of Death’…” 😈

    or…

    ‘How to turn two bottles of Zima into Coors…’ 😆

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22. 

    10 May, 2006

    Drusky

    [Comment ID #49212 will be quoted here]

    😆 😆 😆 😆

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23. 

    10 May, 2006

    Pappy

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    I agree. I just can’t understand how he is balancing himself on those bottles. I’m surprised they haven’t broken. :wtf:

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24. 

    10 May, 2006

    JFLY

    Am I the only one who noticed the vacant green stool in the center of the photo? Perhaps this group is waiting outside of a hemorrhoid clinic… 😀

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25. 

    11 May, 2006

    Randy

    Engineers will recognize this as a typical duplex recycled mineral oil storage reservoir arrangement. Hmm, he’s about half-a-pint low in each vessel.

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    11 May, 2006

    Master Solace

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    That stool is for their next trick….you don’t want to what that is…. 😈

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    11 May, 2006

    Master Solace

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    it should be you don’t want to see what it is……

    I’ve got to cut back on my Jack intake………. 😈

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28. 

    11 May, 2006

    Meagan

    Look mom, my room is all cleaned up. Can I have my allowance now?

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29. 

    11 May, 2006

    Flash Gordon

    V-e-e-e-r-r-r-ry interesting! I once saw two Mexicans doing this trick while
    riding on a pony. 😕 :undies:

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30. 

    12 May, 2006

    brock

    and i wondered why corona tasted like shit to me

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31. 

    12 May, 2006

    Alayna

    LAMO oops someone realllllllllllly had to go!

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32. 

    13 May, 2006

    Chris J

    The Deluxe Double-Barrel Enimator 2000 was a big hit at only $19.99 MSRP but the llama urine refills were friggin’ expensive.

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33. 

    14 May, 2006

    Da Popster

    NOW I know where the carbonation comes from !!! :puke:

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34. 

    14 May, 2006

    Meagan

    Now this guy’s doctor knows where all that glass in his ass really came from! :wtf:

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