I love a man in uniform

p.s. I hope they played the Emperial March as she walked down the aisle.

Stacy better wear the Princess Leia slave girl costume.

Princess! wtf have they done to you? :wtf:

Imperial bastards 👿

Yeah, I’m with mike on this one 😀

Is this a Star Wars party? The only thing that doesn’t make sense is the Renaissance Fair wench in the middle. Maybe the Empire invaded Amish World.

“Oh Piglet you are so strong and handsome. I would love to give you one.” thought Pooh as he trudged wearily through the hundred acre wood.
(An extract from the banned book “Pooh does Piglet and mikeB.” by A.A Milne.)

But that’s enough of that.

Well today’s post just screams true Davezilla quality this morning, as we seem to have StarWars, pimps and toy soldiers.

A winning combination I’m sure and although I can’t actually remember any toy soldiers or pimps in any of the StarWars movies, I must admit that I am still waiting to see how they have bastardised the franchise for the final episode.

Maybe the Emperor is a Super Sith Lord Pimp?

That would be a great ending to the series and it would also explain why Luke looks so gay and rent boyish in the first film. It would also explain why Chewie and his bitch Han Solo walk a bit funny and owe Jabba money.

Space related STD’s no doubt from the “Ewok half price/double the fun night” at Jabba’s palace in a galaxy far, far away.

It doesn’t however explain why the people in the photo are dressed as Darth Vader and a rather Fat Princess of undetermined role and gender.

In fact wasn’t she in Shrek 2?

I love the storm troopers with captain’s armbands on though, maybe there was a storm trooper armband bargain freebie at Joe’s Costumes that week?

You know, the kind of deals you get like “Hire one super size Rancor outfit and get a free Yoda”. Maybe it was like that, but with armbands?

Or then again it could be down to a inter trooper superiority complex over who wants to be the best man?

I think I should have been best man and settled the matter with blasters at dawn or maybe sabers on Saturday? Sunday I’m tied up because I’m crushing the rebel base.

Anyway to conclude this random journey through the space, time continuum, I would just like to say that I wish them both a happy and prosperous future.

I also hope that the force is with them (especially the groom) on their honeymoon night, as I can only assume that he will be finding that fatties “Exhaust port” using a targeting computer and his light sabre.

:wtf:

P.S Hat’s off to him though.

It takes a special kinda guy to marry a Death Star.

🙂

That’s a real wedding, mikeB. Geeks. Gotta love em. :wtf:

“Till death do us part” might not be all that long in the Vader household.

You know how Darth loves his force choke.

LOVE the pantyhose those soldiers are wearing!

I can see it now Dave………….

Vader: “Well wifey. The circle is complete. Now I AM TRULY THE MASTER!” 😐

Shrek2/Wife: “Only the master of evil Darth. Now go down those shops and get what I asked for this time! And remember, Yoda and Luke are coming around tonight. So none of that “I am your father shit okay? It’s bloody embarrassing!” 😡

Vader: “Yes dear…sorry dear. Can I nip into the “Ewok and Ferret” pub for a quick one with Lando on the way back?” 😐

Shrek2/Wife: “NO” 😡

Vader: “Awwww” 🙁

“If anyone has any objections to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
“Don’t do it, Princess!! He’s your FATHER!!!”

On a personal note to Davezilla,
During the “work” weekend in Mt. Morris, those in management had an inside joke, assigning “Star Wars” names. LMAO

thanks for reminding me!

Hoop-solo

I wonder if the priest was dressed as the Emperor?

Frisko, I’m afraid to ask who Chewie was. 😛

I heard Wicket was the ring bearer.

There’s something inherently wrong with a Star Wars wedding being held in front of Toyland…

What really bugs me are those two BOZOS in the really tall black hats and blue uniforms that are ruining the wedding day for that lovely couple, Princess Preggers and Darth Youlader.

And you! second from the left! Aren’t you a little short for a STORM TROOPER?

The Pimps in todays link look itchy.

Frisko

Itchy Pimps; sounds like a great name for a band. 🙂

I think we need a pimp icon, Dave.

I’m still waiting on the butt icon!!

(__*__)

Uh huh. Then what? Penises? Furries? Clowns? :wtf:

Clowns with boobies? 😕