Caption Time #96

1. Fran

   06 February, 2006, 12:05 am

   First guy: Hmm, I wonder if bacon is a vegetable.
   Second guy: If it was, what kind of sammich would a BLT be?
   Third guy: Yeah, where’s the beef?

2. Dante

   06 February, 2006, 12:11 am

   Is…is that a baby?

   (Bonus points if you get the reference)

3. Spud

   06 February, 2006, 1:15 am

   All three …. hmmm, it’s gotta be a guy.

   :dead:

4. Master Solace

   06 February, 2006, 1:40 am

   1st guy: Is bacon a veggie?
   2nd guy: no, i heard someone put it in a cookie
   3rd guy: Mmmm Bacon Cookies

   all three: Hhhhmmmmmm!?!?! Bacon Cookies???

5. Shannon

   06 February, 2006, 2:02 am

   Three young men contemplate thier sexuality after experimenting with a circle jerk. the first is wondering if his father has ever done such a thing. The second is praying the rest of his football team doesn’t find out. And finally the last boy is glowing with satisfation and planning to propose to boy 2 lator. :wang: :wang: :wang: 😳

6. JFLY

   06 February, 2006, 4:16 am

   Today’s youth… after seeing what music notes look like. 😐

7. marcus

   06 February, 2006, 6:26 am

   It’s a picture of a sex ed class. The subject is “vagina” having never heard the word the boys look perplexed.

   Susan Pouter…. BANKRUPT 😆

8. mitch

   06 February, 2006, 6:40 am

   George Bush’s foriegn policy team struggle with another lie to justify the Iraqi War.

9. Craig

   06 February, 2006, 7:16 am

   I’m not sure what “The Hulk” is looking at, but the other 2 are wondering why they weren’t informed that today is sleeveless t – shirt day. 😕

10. MandyLocke

    06 February, 2006, 7:20 am

    You’re right guys. Sitting under the mall escalator during a miniskirt sale is AWESOME! :thong: :wang:

11. Paul

    06 February, 2006, 8:08 am

    What do you think? Too much yellow?

12. |nsan|ty

    06 February, 2006, 8:49 am

    Hmmmm, willie nelson went bankrupt… and still slid up with jessica simpson….. maybe we should let our hair grow long and not pay taxes! 😈

13. B Hamm

    06 February, 2006, 8:54 am

    On tomorrow’s episode of “Next”. The constestants wonder why their dream girl has a deep voice, and 5 o’clock shadow.

14. Lung the Younger

    06 February, 2006, 9:17 am

    It had been a long day at the San Julio Juvenile Correction Facility and it was only when Sergeant O’ Hara’s talk moved on to Socratic existentialism and Kierkegaard’s assumptions on the metaphysics of morality that Rico and the rest of the car thieves began to sit up and take notice…….

15. Peaches

    06 February, 2006, 9:19 am

    Observing the girls on “wear your thong on the outside” day.

16. HippyGuy

    06 February, 2006, 10:06 am

    [Comment ID #21618 will be quoted here]

    1st guy: is that a chick or a dude?
    2nd guy: man that dude looks like a lady. er wait, what!?!
    3rd guy: hey baby, wanna come over to my place.

17. jayray

    06 February, 2006, 10:15 am

    Discovering that it really does take more than 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop, we all wonder how in fact Mr. Owl did it!! 😕 :wtf: 💡

18. Other April

    06 February, 2006, 2:41 pm

    “So, dudes… if my jeans are black can I still call them BLUE JEANS?!!?”

19. franklito

    06 February, 2006, 4:48 pm

    they are just waitin in line at a kissin booth, as you can see some of them well all of them seem to be new at it and are taking notes.

20. harry faque

    06 February, 2006, 7:10 pm

    Bachelor #1 – yo biatch! Dis sign mean I wahn you now, dig?

    Bachelor #2 – (why does my finger smell like shit?)

    Bachelor #3 – hi there – do you feel racially conflicted too?

21. Bjorn Freeh

    06 February, 2006, 9:40 pm

    #1 whispers, “Hey, dude, do we tell him that’s really cat litter?”

    #2 whispers, “Nah, dude, I wanna see how this turns out.”

    #3 whispers, “Hey, dudes, that babe’s checking us out!”

22. Danny T

    06 February, 2006, 10:05 pm

    The new politicians lean left think right

23. Fran

    06 February, 2006, 10:44 pm

    :troll: New Icon. Not sure how to use though. But thanks anyway, Dave.

24. tinamarie

    06 February, 2006, 10:53 pm

    #1: I could use that?
    #2: I could use that.
    #3: I could use that!

25. Davezilla

    06 February, 2006, 10:55 pm

    The troll icon is for people who are being jerks (trolling for arguments) 😈

26. Danny T

    06 February, 2006, 11:18 pm

    Lean to the left and look to the right. Sounds like the criteria for the next democratic presidential candidate

27. Spud

    07 February, 2006, 2:56 am

    People have to troll for arguments?

    I find that a most unreasonable comment.

    :troll:

28. Ace

    07 February, 2006, 4:20 am

    Who could it have been that gave us crabs?

29. John K

    07 February, 2006, 8:32 am

    1) Street Gallery Review ” Graffiti Exposed ”

    Hackers contemplating future after witnessing public hanging of their mentor.

30. tawana

    07 February, 2006, 1:46 pm

    Hmmm, he isn’t as big as he claims to be!!!!! :limp:

31. kennyh2o

    07 February, 2006, 5:25 pm

    1st; who is she!!!!2ndguy;did you say something????3rd guy;huh?? :wtf:

32. girl

    07 February, 2006, 5:26 pm

    “The 3 Amigos wait for their turn at the American Idol auditions.”

33. Jim S

    07 February, 2006, 7:19 pm

    1: Okay…the p is silent…er no wait….

    2: Loopy one followed by two straight lines…looks familiar…

    3: Why won’t Adam hold me?

34. Tami Jo

    08 February, 2006, 6:45 am

    “Are we the X’s or the O’s? Whose team are we on again?”

35. Infernos

    08 February, 2006, 12:40 pm

    The “Thinking Men” …

    Oh wait, that never happens

36. nick

    09 February, 2006, 7:03 pm

    :undies: :undies: :undies:three women :limp: :wang:three men what are they thinking

37. Kinyou

    16 February, 2006, 3:21 pm

    “Are they real?” 😕

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