It’s Boxing Day

1. Skipperobi

   26 December, 2005, 12:51 am

   13 midgets

2. Craig

   26 December, 2005, 12:56 am

   POOP!

3. Craig

   26 December, 2005, 1:08 am

   Upon further review, it says “calico carry all bags”. First of all, that is a box, second, where the fuck are the air holes for that poor cat 😕

4. Craig

   26 December, 2005, 1:09 am

   Cat Poop!

5. Dante

   26 December, 2005, 2:44 am

   Moosepants

   A dog

   Spiro T. Agnew’s head

6. Spud

   26 December, 2005, 2:45 am

   The box contains the following items:-

   1. Coloured wires
   2. A battery
   3. Relays
   4. A circuit board
   5. A clock
   6. A detonator
   7. C4

   :boobs:

7. marcus

   26 December, 2005, 6:06 am

   1. Underwear
   2. Condoms
   3. Apples
   4. A blow-up doll
   5. A bunch or bananas
   6. Mr. Happy
   7. Fruit cake
   8. Plum pudding
   9. Minced pie
   10. Thatcher’s son
   11. Pigs with wings
   12. an elephant
   13. Big pile of shit.

   Hope I guessed correctly. Happy Boxing Day to all and all a good night.

8. Nikki

   26 December, 2005, 7:03 am

   Coal.

9. mitch

   26 December, 2005, 7:51 am

   The box contains the shattered hopes and dreams of yet another year gone down the crapper. Probably needs to be a bit larger.

10. cbatdux

    26 December, 2005, 8:53 am

    there’s another box in that box. And in that box is another box. and….

11. Howie

    26 December, 2005, 10:23 am

    1) All the weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq
    2) Abandoned cheeseheads
    3) Vibrating tampons
    4) A time capsule containing a Donna Summer 8 track, a Betamax, a Disco Ball, Scott Baio, and a Joe Pepitone rookie card.
    5) The “Can you hear me now?” guy
    6) The complete set of National Lampoon magazine
    7) Mini Me
    8) All the socks lost in my dryer

12. Nina

    26 December, 2005, 10:24 am

    1. Rocks
    2. An annoying family member you are shipping out of country

13. me

    26 December, 2005, 11:34 am

    JIMMY HOFFA!!!!:eek:

14. Ray

    26 December, 2005, 12:03 pm

    The DNA for the next whiny pop singer from Canada… or maybe just Dave’s DNA.

15. JFLY

    26 December, 2005, 2:47 pm

    1. Dave
    2. coffee beans
    3. anthrax
    4. my Christmas present (hoping it’s a case of
    Guinness)
    5. Bin Laden
    6. Nessy
    7. butterscotch pudding
    8. a contortionist
    9. foam peanuts (to go with the foamy Guinness)
    10.chicken beaks
    11.Hardrock, Coco, & Joe
    12.navel lint
    13.a male stripper

16. smoknfly

    26 December, 2005, 5:09 pm

    It’s that long lost marriage proposal from my boyfrind of 15 years.:twisted::wang::oops:

17. tinamarie

    26 December, 2005, 6:52 pm

    JFLY, you made my day! I didn’t know that anybody else remembered Hardrock, Coco, and Joe. I miss those claymation “music videos.” Remember Susie Snowflake?

    As for what’s in the box, I personally vote with comment #13: Jimmy Hoffa. Who just might be partying big with Hardrock, Coco, & Joe.

18. DaPopster

    26 December, 2005, 6:53 pm

    Poo Poo del Toro :dead:

19. JFLY

    26 December, 2005, 9:08 pm

    Tinamarie, they used to show that on “Bozo”. On X-mas they showed old clips of “Bozo” and “Hardrock, Coco, and Joe” too. 😎

20. Becky

    26 December, 2005, 9:53 pm

    Bush’s empty promises:dead:

21. JFLY

    26 December, 2005, 10:41 pm

    How about Bush’s brains? (Assuming the box is empty.) Wait..then it would contain the brains of all those who voted for him, too!:razz:

22. JFLY

    26 December, 2005, 10:42 pm

    Strike that…it would be a much smaller box.

23. marcus

    27 December, 2005, 12:27 am

    “Here comes Suzie Snowflake dressed in her snow white gown.
    Tap Tap Tapping at your window pane to tell you she’s in town.
    If you want to build a snowman, I’ll help you build one 1 2 3…”

    for JFLY

    George Bush doesn’t have any brains, so you couldn’t put them in a box.:lol:

24. net-surfer22

    27 December, 2005, 1:49 am

    :wtf: 😛 🙂
    there are no brains , also you might notice the box made out of all the trees they have cut down.now the wind whisles through there ears ecoing through the empty in there heads.
    here let me go gas up my dewly pick’um up truck.

25. net-surfer22

    27 December, 2005, 1:55 am

    its not my truck, that was the guy down the street said that. it was a red one too . there’s another one. and another. Oh! No! aaac It a santa slay with Santa and his eight biggie Dewly’s a pullin him. 😛 :wtf:

26. jayray

    27 December, 2005, 8:58 am

    i think all the 12 days of christmas and my nuts!!!:limp::boobs::boobs:

27. rust

    27 December, 2005, 10:30 am

    it’s the head of Alfredo Garcia!

28. Esther

    27 December, 2005, 2:45 pm

    Santa’s thong.:thong:

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