Girl Sprout cookies rule!

1. Woozle

   17 December, 2004, 12:54 am

   Who’d have thought? The same person who came up with the idea for a pissing drink dispenser would misspell “voila.” Oh-ruv-wire, suckers!

2. wantwit

   17 December, 2004, 3:46 am

   what!? you couldn’t parody/satire the best cookie they make: Tagalongs?!

   tagalogs?

3. Anna

   17 December, 2004, 6:40 am

   Can’t say much about the cookies, except YUCK, but I doo love that Humping Hound on the little whizzer site.

4. Davezilla

   17 December, 2004, 6:42 am

   I did think of that one, wantwit. I just wasn’t sure how to implement the Filipino language into a cookie. 😛

5. Mandy

   17 December, 2004, 7:21 am

   Hairy thin mints? Say it ain’t so! 😕

6. Poofles

   17 December, 2004, 8:05 am

   This post is crumby. 😛

7. TheFaramir

   17 December, 2004, 8:12 am

   I did think of that one, wantwit. I just wasn’t sure how to implement the Filipino language into a cookie.

   Tagalogs: butter cookies made with cornstarch instead of wheat flour, and featuring the natural goodness of bitter melon. Yum!

8. frisko

   17 December, 2004, 8:37 am

   My grandpa had one of those peeing dispensers on his bar. This is a repressed childhood memory brought back screaming. Papaws had pants that dropped before it served booze. He used it to piss of my step-grandma, cause he kept vodka in it for drinks.
   I need to go back to bed now.

9. rust

   17 December, 2004, 8:45 am

   My dad kept a bottle of “Pure Old Panther Piss” in the bar.

   Anyway…

   Hey there’s at least one cookie missing!

   Every year I buy at least four boxes (two for me, one for my mom and one for my ex-wife) of Girl Sprouts “RABBIT RAISIN CRUNCH”

   DEE-lightful

10. rhoward

    17 December, 2004, 9:28 am

    so that’s what people mean when they say they got pissie drunk last night.

11. Natalie

    17 December, 2004, 10:29 am

    A couple of those look like they’re chock-full of fibre! Have some mulch, it’ll help get all those crows and tinfoil out of your system.

12. Merth

    17 December, 2004, 10:29 am

    Thin lints? I think I am going to hurl.:dead:

13. Esther

    17 December, 2004, 12:25 pm

    So wrong, and yet so hilarious. Nice job, Dave.:twisted:

14. wantwit

    17 December, 2004, 12:33 pm

    rust, that doesn’t add up to four…unles you have 2 ex-wives!

15. wantwit

    17 December, 2004, 12:34 pm

    nevermind, you have a mom. i’m such a wantwit!

16. Sean Peters

    17 December, 2004, 2:57 pm

    Mmm, Samoans. My favorite.

    Sean

17. mikeB

    17 December, 2004, 8:45 pm

    Snacktime at Dave’s is scarytime. 😐

18. Spud

    17 December, 2004, 11:16 pm

    Do little girl guides come with the biscuits?

19. [==WaRRi0R Z==]

    18 December, 2004, 1:37 am

    I keep thinking of wensday addams saying “Are they made from real girl scouts?” 😛

20. Spud

    18 December, 2004, 7:59 am

    Yeah I meant that.

    😀

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