Captiontime #222

1. donnhw

   16 February, 2008, 10:30 am

   A “Balls of Fury” promo stunt takes an odd turn when one of the performers completely misunderstands the production memo. 😳

2. StevieC

   16 February, 2008, 10:51 am

   Bob and Phil weren’t just gay, they were flaming!

3. Drusky

   16 February, 2008, 11:07 am

   Earl shows how to deal with crabs the old fashioned way. Shave half the pubic hair, set the other half on fire and beat them as they cross… 😈

4. Penguin Pete

   16 February, 2008, 11:26 am

   “Do I get bald by shaving? No, lady, I just use this!”

5. Mandy

   16 February, 2008, 11:40 am

   the theme this week seems to be wedgies, thongs and cameltoe! :thong: :thong: :thong: :wtf:

6. Brad K.

   16 February, 2008, 11:41 am

   Look, Ma! I am carrying Two torches for Jim!

7. jack

   16 February, 2008, 12:02 pm

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   What could be better or more appropriate for a site such as this?

8. patrick

   16 February, 2008, 12:31 pm

   A scene from Reno 911- “No officer, we’re not gay. We dress this way to assure that we don’t catch our clothes on fire! Same reason we shave almost all our body hair. No, we don’t have a permit. We’re not performers, we’re fire safety public service providers. Whatta you mean we’re going to jail? We haven’t done our Great Balls o’ Fire finale yet.

9. Chris S.

   16 February, 2008, 12:46 pm

   The Frying Walenda Brothers performing their new “Molotov Cock-tail” stunt in front of a not surprisingly fearsome audience. ……… “After pulling the flaming stick out from behind it then goes in the front here…”

10. janeeto

    16 February, 2008, 1:21 pm

    When they reach the proper temperature, the rivets leave quite an interesting mark! It takes performance art to the next level!

11. Pablo

    16 February, 2008, 1:34 pm

    Gary watched on as Bruce was about to do his “Grand Finale”. It would usually be just a little suprize when Bruce puts the burning torch into his overstuffed G-string to extinguish it. Little did he realize that Gary had drenched his stufff sock with lighter fluid.

    Gary’s thoughts, “There gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight” or maybe “I wish I had my camera because here is big time proof thay Gary is a flaming Queen” or “That’s what you get for telling me “Ben Gay” was a lubricant”.

12. AnnieB

    16 February, 2008, 2:36 pm

    Nutz, hot nutz anyone? Get your freshly roasted, hot nutz here! (What a fucktard!)

    Mmmm, Mandy’s back! Love the new avatar! :wang: :kiss:

13. AnnieB

    16 February, 2008, 2:39 pm

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    Everybody getting nekkid! 😛 😀

14. Nicolette

    16 February, 2008, 3:21 pm

    :wtf: Adolfo began his act for the crowd, meanwhile Rolff thought to himself in the background, “Get you hot weiner and a fresh roasted sack of nuts right here.” Rolff secretly hoped Adolfo would make a mistake so he would get to be head flamer.

15. Dragonhose

    16 February, 2008, 3:45 pm

    o.k. Brian, on a count of three, we both light them up…..Brian?

16. Meagan

    16 February, 2008, 3:55 pm

    1, 2, 3… FIRE!!! :wtf:

    Ouch.

17. Lake Effect

    16 February, 2008, 4:37 pm

    Dave, really, I’m begging you. For your own safety and sanity. You have got to stop hanging out at your Starbutts. You’re gonna get burned, dude! Can’t you just make your own frikkin’ coffee??

18. Lake Effect

    16 February, 2008, 4:39 pm

    “FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!”

19. Flash Gordon

    16 February, 2008, 5:17 pm

    The Grand Marshals practice for the up-coming Doo Dah Parade. 😕 :wtf: 🙄 😛

20. jack

    16 February, 2008, 5:39 pm

    Mistress Darla, did 2 of your boytoys escape???

21. Pablo

    16 February, 2008, 5:40 pm

    It’s all fun and games until Gary remembers he ate chili last night.

22. Jay Laverdure

    16 February, 2008, 5:53 pm

    As a one-time fire-performer myself, I find the most impressive
    thing about this performance is that the flaming torch is coming
    OUT of the rivetted leather pouch..!

23. Spud

    16 February, 2008, 6:21 pm

    Dwayne and Wayne Cockburn of Lower Bottomswallop demonstrate their particular talents for another appreciative Saturday morning crowd.

24. Meagan

    16 February, 2008, 8:01 pm

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    Puh-leeze! Like I’d be caught with flamers like these. 🙄

25. Lake Effect

    16 February, 2008, 8:13 pm

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    I’ve never been a fire performer (if you don’t count the charcoal fluid/hot embers/shrubbery/vinyl siding incident) but I think that I would usually prefer flames coming OUT of just about any part of me as opposed to going IN.

    But maybe it’s just me….

26. Cobe

    16 February, 2008, 8:22 pm

    “Burn the snake, Burn the snake” the crowd chants wildly.

27. Night Queen

    16 February, 2008, 10:13 pm

    Come closer ladies as you are about to see me flash roast my Polish sausage. :wtf:

28. Robert Baker

    17 February, 2008, 7:10 am

    Lady with child,”Your father and I used to do that, but privately.”

29. Trukindog/Driver

    17 February, 2008, 8:53 am

    Circus Geeks Gone Wild :wtf:

30. Dragonhose

    17 February, 2008, 10:03 am

    No pain, no gain, and maybe no wanker!

31. Elle

    17 February, 2008, 10:44 am

    And now, a live demonstration of the latest pouch sprinkler technology…

    Too many hurricanes cause too much fun with fire on Mardi Gras, apparently.

32. Cynical Villain

    17 February, 2008, 11:54 am

    man with torch: and now I’m going to this torch on my penis and it will not burn and I shall piss it out.

    man in back: oooh I hope not…I but if you do, I’ll blow it out. :puke:

33. AnnieB

    17 February, 2008, 11:08 pm

    Hey Driver … I thought that was you over at Avi’s! Funny stuff man! 😛 :kiss:

34. AnnieB

    17 February, 2008, 11:18 pm

    Oh, and just for you folks thinking “No shit Sherlock” * … that’s the first time I’ve seen him with both names together. At Avi’s I only saw him as Trukindog.

    • My apologies to Dr. Watson.
35. Penguin Pete

    18 February, 2008, 3:13 am

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    Coffee?? Oh, so THAT’S what Starbucks sells!

36. Bigwavdave

    18 February, 2008, 8:43 am

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    I though it was a Kenny G outlet store…

37. Dragonhose

    18 February, 2008, 4:26 pm

    Nobody move or the white boy gets it!

38. Steve W

    19 February, 2008, 11:10 pm

    I guess he lost his razor. Damn pubes!

39. Meshie

    24 February, 2008, 9:35 pm

    Roasted Weenies anyone….. anyone.

40. Maven

    29 February, 2008, 5:06 pm

    Hey, don’t dismiss the flames! No wonder these guys are hairless…. fire makes a great depillatory.

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