Caption Time #219

1. Lake Effect

   31 January, 2008, 7:50 pm

   Dave, I’ve started to take you for granite, but even tho you sometimes seem kinda stoned, it don’t mean schist…You Rock!

2. Lake Effect

   31 January, 2008, 8:01 pm

   You know, being too sedimentary and sitting there guzzling quartz of coal beverages till slate at night will just give you an asphalt. Shale we conglomerate with the Zillagirls and do something about it? That might be pretty gneiss!

   (If they won’t, I bet Dolomite!)

3. AnnieB

   31 January, 2008, 8:40 pm

   NOW you put this up. I waited all day to say Happy Birthday to Bjorn on the proper date!

   Well Bjorn, I was thinking about you and hope you’ve had a great day! :kiss:

4. AnnieB

   31 January, 2008, 8:46 pm

   Damn Dave, you really did some partying last night! You look like you just fell off a cliff! 😛

   Lake – you’re in rare form tonight! You gave me the giggles. :wang:

5. Nicolette

   31 January, 2008, 8:49 pm

   :wtf: I’ve heard of coming to work stoned…. but this is ridiculous!!! :wtf:

   Lake, that was just too much! 😀

6. Drusky

   31 January, 2008, 8:56 pm

   Dave, was this taken at your company’s human relations department or in the customer service department? Is it a Rockies fan or more of a Avalanche follower? Does it spend quiet afternoons skipping itself across streams or enjoy rock concerts?

   Caption? Oh Yeah…

   Despite Pebbles’ successful climb up the corporate ladder, she really missed her childhood days as a pet rock on Little David’s bookshelf… 😀

7. Lake Effect

   31 January, 2008, 9:08 pm

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   Wow…I think I felt my tectonic plates shift…I think I’m going volcanic…

8. Bjorn Freeh

   31 January, 2008, 9:38 pm

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   You remembered! Thanks. I got a free lunch (always the best) and took a nap. Everybody should have a birthday at least once a year.

9. Bjorn Freeh

   31 January, 2008, 9:43 pm

   Ok, caption time…

   “And I would have gotten away with the deception, if my productivity hadn’t gone up 30%.”

10. Driver

    31 January, 2008, 11:22 pm

    Wow this internet porn really gets my humans off 😀

    Happy B-Day Bjorn.

11. Tammy

    01 February, 2008, 12:38 am

    Is that my pet rock all growed up?

12. Chris S.

    01 February, 2008, 1:15 am

    His excitement quickly dissapated while during his first day on the job, Iggy realized he had no arms and therefore could not finish his TPS reports, much less even plug in the cable for his internet connection.

13. cbatdux

    01 February, 2008, 1:54 am

    Seth boulder over with his latest P & L report….

14. tinamarie

    01 February, 2008, 2:55 am

    Rocky VII: see Stallone “rock” the corporate world as Rocky does battle with evil venture capitalists. Can Rocky save Wall Street from itself?

15. Lung the Younger

    01 February, 2008, 5:10 am

    Datamining, the old fashioned way.

16. avalon67

    01 February, 2008, 8:08 am

    Who says you can’t get rock hard abs sitting at a desk?

17. Bigwavdave

    01 February, 2008, 8:17 am

    So, I’m sitting there singing Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 and…

18. TimM

    01 February, 2008, 8:31 am

    Fred so annoyed the Witch with his constant singing of Paul Simon’s “I Am A Rock, I Am An Island” that….. Well, you see what happened…. Turns out his boss really is a witch.

    Happy B’lated Birthday, Bjorn!

19. Meagan

    01 February, 2008, 9:35 am

    “Rockman! Where is that report? And where the hell is your phone?!”

    Happy Birthday Spankings, Bjorn! 😈

20. junkman

    01 February, 2008, 9:36 am

    can’t fool me……that’s the same fuckin guy from yesterdays video! happy felated bidet. bjorn.

21. Bigwavdave

    01 February, 2008, 10:49 am

    Is it just me or do Lake Effect & Bjorn Freeh look like one in the same :wtf:

    Did you ever notice you never see them in a room together?

    I’m just sayin’…

22. Astryd

    01 February, 2008, 10:58 am

    “Now what did I do with my pen??!!??!!” 😕

23. pablo

    01 February, 2008, 11:27 am

    Kieth Richards at the office.

    Happy Bjirthday Bjorn

24. Penguin Pete

    01 February, 2008, 11:28 am

    For the last musical reference… “Help! I’m a rock!” from Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention’s album ‘Freak Out!’

25. Flash Gordon

    01 February, 2008, 11:32 am

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    Perhaps its in your :undies: Careful how you sits. :thong: :wang: :wang: 👿

26. Drusky

    01 February, 2008, 11:36 am

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    But Boss, I’m using a hands free… 😈

27. Drusky

    01 February, 2008, 11:55 am

    Looks like the lead singer in the video is a proud customer of the Macgyver Hair Salon… 😀

28. AnnieB

    01 February, 2008, 11:57 am

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    Maybe Bjorn’s like Clark Kent. He whips off his Supersmartman glasses and turns into Lake Effect, Superfunnyman. 😛

    You’re looking a little mousey lately BigWavDave. Who would you become if you cut off your long tail? 😀

29. pablo

    01 February, 2008, 11:58 am

    Can you smell what the Rock is blogging?

    Greg immediately regretted his wish to be a Rock Star.

    Sadly, you could tell by the look on Brick’s face he was in dire need to “go make gravel”.

30. MRDOUG

    01 February, 2008, 12:05 pm

    You knocked my block off…

    Though a great guy Bob was a total blockhead

    Yea regarding your tech support call, there appears to be a problem between your keyboard and chair…

    Hookers with massive :boobs: :boobs: for Jesus? Mary Magdalen would be so proud!

31. StevieC

    01 February, 2008, 12:29 pm

    The name’s Rocky; of the firm Rock, Paper, and Scissors. We never lose.

32. pablo

    01 February, 2008, 12:48 pm

    It took a while, but they finally found someone who could work in the cubicle next to the Sultan. Even so, errosion was a concern.

33. StevieC

    01 February, 2008, 12:53 pm

    “Let me state this for the record: I … never … inhaled!”

34. Bigwavdave

    01 February, 2008, 3:10 pm

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    Of course, YOU can play with my tail whenever you like. And let me tell you…Once you try mouse tail, you’ll never go back! 😀 😈

35. Maddog

    01 February, 2008, 7:00 pm

    The next “Big Rockstar” looking for his next big “HIT” 😈 😎

36. DaPopster

    01 February, 2008, 7:01 pm

    Hadda boss like that once but he wasn’t as funny……………. :puke:

37. MrStitch

    01 February, 2008, 11:37 pm

    inner-voice

    “Sigh….. Does Dave really think this is working? I mean, come on….. How dumb does he think I am? For fuck sakes, it’s a gigantic boulder! I swear to God, if Dave doesn’t straighten up his attitude, I’m….

    Oh who am I kidding. I’ll see Dave in a day or two and I’ll be all like….

    “Dave, we gotta talk”

    ..and he’ll be all like

    “WTF man! Can’t see I’m burried here?!?”

    .. and I’ll be all like

    “For fuck sakes Dave, maybe if you’d show up for work every once in a while, you’d actually get something done!”

    .. and he’d be like

    “GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU DOUCHE BAG!! Do you have ANY fricking idea how god damn hard it is to stay up all night taking pictures of your damn cat, whom I might add, happens to somehow know what the fuck a camera is?!?!? It’s next to impossible!!”

    “Fuck your god damn cat Dave! You have a JOB!”

    “Well fuck your job! AND FUCK YOU TOO!!”

    ….. well….

    “It IS pretty hard trying to get all those funny pictures ‘n stuff”

    “You’re god damn right it is asshole, so just get the fuck outa my office!!!”

    ….. and this is where I just tell Dave that he’s on probation, and he should seriously take a second look at where his carreer is going… completely letting him off the hook.

    … I’m such a pussy”

38. Spud

    02 February, 2008, 6:19 am

    Between a rock and a hard place…

39. Davezilla

    02 February, 2008, 2:10 pm

    See? I told you guys I was an old fossil.

40. AnnieB

    02 February, 2008, 6:07 pm

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    YOU, hopelessly out of date? NEVER! You’re quite hip and cool for a man YOUR age. 😛

41. Pablo

    02 February, 2008, 7:50 pm

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    So did you have to transfer to the Flint Michigan office?

42. J

    03 February, 2008, 3:39 pm

    Porno talk makes me rock hard

43. Lake Effect

    03 February, 2008, 9:20 pm

    DAVEZILLA INDUSTRIES

    with offices in Rockville, MD; Stone Mtn, GA; Rock City (“See 7 States”), GA; Flint, MI; Little Rock, AR; Granite City, IL; Rock Springs, WY; Rockwall, TX; Pebble Beach, CA; Big Sandy, TX; & Flintridge, OH.

    -Sharon Stone, Customer Servicing.

44. TimM

    03 February, 2008, 11:00 pm

    Oops, Lake Effect, you left one out; Slippery Rock, PA

45. Bjorn Freeh

    03 February, 2008, 11:39 pm

    This is the longest birthday I’ve ever had. Feels like it’s lasted for days…

46. Davezilla

    04 February, 2008, 12:02 am

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    Well, thanks! That really is my office, btw.

47. Pablo

    04 February, 2008, 3:54 pm

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    It takes some real stones to do what you do Dave!

48. Drusky

    04 February, 2008, 8:49 pm

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    Really? What do you keep in the little frige in the background? Something alcoholic for your victims… errrr…. CLIENTS? 😀

49. Jennifer

    06 February, 2008, 7:03 pm

    WARNING! Working 3 to 5 years in the future for extended periods can lead to hardening of the brain and surrounding extremities. Traveling 3 to 4 days a week can alleviate these symptoms. Don’t become another statistic.

50. Maven

    13 February, 2008, 4:32 pm

    Ah. I see you’ve met one of my coworkers.

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