So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We’ve never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me.
By the way, you left your socks on my bed.
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Well well well, the Tiki God’s have spoken, “Welcome to your new home mofo…”
In a word – ‘Spiffy’ Daveidge.
:geek: :java: 😀
😈 Oh baby! It ‘s cold outside. Gimme my socks back!
Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.
just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:
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Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.
just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:
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You know it. 80,000 pairs. :dead:
Did I leave my handcuffs there? 😈
Not only did the maid clean up, she took the pic and video of the day with her.
Oh, and Dave …. those weren’t socks that I left behind. 😈
:undies: still can’t find my panties? did you check the ceiling?
Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I’m sure that was just talk…]
Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”… and “s-l-o-w-l-y””…
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Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I’m sure that was just talk…]
Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”…
and “s-l-o-w-l-y””…
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but you never mention that promised ass whooping… 😈
Oh My Gawd! We have a mission statement? I bet you’d have a hard enough time finding someone here who does a missionary position. What’s next? Mandatory drug testing?
OK, I’d volunteer if it were the right drugs.
Sounds like a hot night. I can’t remember it though, can you refresh my memory?
P.S. Have you seen my fleshlight?
Hell, if it was THAT good, you canleave anything, anywhere :wang:
Okay, but we are still missing video of the day, featured pic. my right contact and my lucky bra… I couldn’t have made THAT many stops last night….
Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I? :wtf: is going on here?
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Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I?
:wtf: is going on here?
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I’m with you. I’ve tried giving it a couple of days to get used to it but I dunno, I’m just not feeling the love for our new home.
I’m trying to be nice because I am however, still feeling the love for you Dave. Same time tonight you insatiable stud? (Keep it coming and I’ll keep my mouth shut.) 😛
Annie I think you meant -keep it cumming and I’ll keep my mouth OPEN- :wang: 😈
Will the tabloids accept this as an alien abduction performed singlehand…ed…ly by Dave?
🙂 😀 :dead: :java: 🙁 🙁 :kiss: 😕 😎 😆 😛 😳 👿 😈 🙄 ❗ 😕 😐
:boobs: :wtf: :wang: :limp: :thong: :undies: :puke:
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:undies: still can’t find my panties? did you check the ceiling?
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They were on the ceiling fan. Kinda a kid’s toy spinning around above your bed, only for adults…
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Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.
just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:
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You know it. 80,000 pairs. :dead:[/quote]
What DO all white argyle socks look like? 😀