Definition of an Asshole

1. ItsMeMaven

   09 September, 2007, 12:57 am

   The only way that could be perfected upon would be if it had one of those cheezy, magnetic “Support Our Troops” ribbons on the back of that behemoth!!!

2. Doris Sudduth

   09 September, 2007, 2:44 am

   ❓ :puke:

   What more can be said?

   link: unfortunately, i think i live near some of these rednecks!

3. Chris S

   09 September, 2007, 6:32 am

   Everyone knows that 😈 drives a pink Hummer. Notice the plate on the front is from Michigan. In case you didn’t know, Hell IS in Michigan.

   Basically 99% of Hummer owners are assholes anyway. I can’t remember ever seeing one being driven outside a city. People just get them for the status anyway. If you are shooting for the status of “Asshole that likes to waste money” then its a job well done. These things are just an eyesore.

   There is another type of hummer out there that is much better. 💡 Everyone should either give one or receive one today, that is your mission.

   ***sits back and watches world peace ensue…followed by a long nap*** 🙂

4. patrick

   09 September, 2007, 8:38 am

   Holy Shit! That is NOT a custom color. There is another pink Hummer in Poteau OK, driven by a chick. Now, if she wanted to crawl in the back and let me christen that thing with a real pink Hummer I would be happy to oblige :wang: 👿

5. pablo

   09 September, 2007, 10:19 am

   In a startling new method of subsidizing the war effort, our soldiers in the Mid-East are now selling Mary Kay

6. Natalie

   09 September, 2007, 11:30 am

   You can see me standing in the background of that picture, too horrified to go any closer to that thing.

7. StevieC

   09 September, 2007, 12:11 pm

   The Pink Dink strikes … err, I mean parks, again!

8. Nikki

   09 September, 2007, 3:43 pm

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   Good call. Who knows what crawls in and out of that vehicle.

9. Flash Gordon

   09 September, 2007, 4:26 pm

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   Some big-assed Republican, no doubt. Right, AnnieB?

   😈 👿 :puke: :limp:

10. Spud

    09 September, 2007, 5:33 pm

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    Ha, I like this idea…

11. AnnieB

    09 September, 2007, 5:47 pm

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    My thoughts exactly! Well done Pablo! :kiss:

12. AnnieB

    09 September, 2007, 5:52 pm

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    I’m always in agreement with you babe! You rule! :wang:

13. Bjorn Freeh

    09 September, 2007, 9:16 pm

    What a waste of pink.

14. Alex Ballew

    09 September, 2007, 11:09 pm

    Might explain whay has happened to
    Michigan football. U of Michigan tag in front.

15. Brad K.

    09 September, 2007, 11:48 pm

    Ooh! A cute Barbie car!

    Isn’t this wonderful? Now my ladyfriend can pick me up for tea in her Barbie garden gazebo, and we can decorate her Barbie Dream House, too!

    Won’t Scooby Doo be speechless, that now the Barbie car is cuter than the Mystery Machine!

    —

    Ahem.

    John hated this. Sure, he screwed his secretary at work, he messed with the babysitter, and the neighbor’s girl still sneaks over every Thursday night, and Fridays when the wife went to the Red Hat Club meetings. And, yes, John supposed he had been less than faithful when he played with his band at the Crotch Scratch Inn twice a week – them biker babes was fi-i-ine. But really. Yes, he had planned on trading his old truck for a new F350 Power Stroke.

    But, damn. Last night he wandered home about half past Midnight, to find the locks changed and his drawers and socks scattered on the front lawn, with the title to this .. Oh, God. His truck was gone, her car was locked in the garage, and .. Damn. There he was, and that blasted note started with “I will call the cops if I hear one sound other than that Pussy Pink Hummer starting up”, and ended with “You want the strange pink, well buddy, there the hell it is! You may enjoy a couple of the CD’s – ‘She got the Elevator, I got the Shaft’, ‘I’m Going To the Big D, And I Don’t Mean Dallas’. Hum along with ‘She Let Herself Go’, ‘The Thunder Rolled’, and Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’. Just for fun, there is Homer and Jethro’s ‘Hart Brake Hotel’. My lawyer will be waiting for you at work. Don’t be late, or we’ll have the Sheriff run you down like the dog you are.”

    Sheesh. No sense of humor in that woman anymore.

16. Astryd

    10 September, 2007, 11:24 am

    I’ve unwillingly watched Legally Blonde twice this weekend…I’ve had my dose of pink thank you very much. 🙄 ❓

17. Meagan

    10 September, 2007, 11:12 pm

    All it needs is a ten-foot dildo on the front to use when it’s riding your ass on the road. :wtf:

18. Mandy

    11 September, 2007, 7:25 pm

    exhausted. bradk’s comment is making me sleepy. :dead:

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