World’s heaviest bike?

1. junkman

   31 May, 2007, 5:45 am

   -world’s heaviest bike built ford tough!
   -i guess every time you remove change from the purse you are technically giving this fetus an abortion!
   -worst thing to say on a first date: you know i might kick you out of bed for eating crackers but i’m not going to let you off the floor for a while.
   -ok, so i don’t have to remove anything from the cupboards but shouldn’t something come out of the closet? harris anyone harris?

2. Mandy

   31 May, 2007, 7:09 am

   [Comment ID #183722 will be quoted here]

   Harris? Don’t you mean Ferris? :wtf:

3. Nikki

   31 May, 2007, 7:30 am

   That’s the dent he made when he rode into it with the tailgate down.

4. StevieC

   31 May, 2007, 7:31 am

   Dodge – they still make ’em like they use to. :puke:

5. junkman

   31 May, 2007, 8:02 am

   [Comment ID #183727 will be quoted here]the tranny pest dude is harris but you got my drift.

   :java:

6. sledge

   31 May, 2007, 9:05 am

   The only rack on his truck is his gun rack if you don’t count his girl friends’

7. Spud

   31 May, 2007, 10:46 am

   Dodge this…

8. Guy

   31 May, 2007, 10:54 am

   You should have seen the rider after the dodge caught the biking skydiver!!!! :dead:

9. Brad K.

   31 May, 2007, 11:02 am

   Little Johnny was about to cry. His cousin Steve had ridden over with his fancy bike, and was now playing with Johnny’s girlfriend. Steve was pretty mean.

   Something came over Johnny when he watched Steve chain his bike to the lawn jockey in front of the house – and Steve smirked at him. And pushed Johnny down, took Melinda’s hand, and offered her some of Johnny’s Mom’s cookies. And inside they went. It was all so unfair.

   Where the idea came from to grab Steve’s bike, well ‘it seemed a good idea at the time’. The chain wouldn’t come off the lawn jockey, Johnny had to try but hadn’t been hopeful. So the whole thing had to go into Dad’s pickup. The jockey was pretty big, and the cement anchor was *heavy*. It all seemed to be going well, Johnny was lifting the lawn jockey over the tailgate, when his shoes slipped on the chrome bumber. And the jockey came down, and dinged the tailgate, big time. The jockey landed mostly in the bed of the pickup, and the fall had wrenched Johhny’s arm, so he really didn’t have much choice but to pull the bike in, too.

   Then Johnny sat on the front steps, and wondered what to tell Dad.

10. Bjorn Freeh

    31 May, 2007, 11:32 am

    Actually, the dented tailgate is an option available to give urban “truckers” the look and feel of a working truck.

    They’re posers.

11. ducatisti

    31 May, 2007, 12:56 pm

    Wow – a pic I took on Davezilla! How cool is that!!!

    It’s definitely a redneck bike rack. But since Bend Oregon is now one of the fastest growing communities in the US, it could be a poser – we’ve got tons of those now. Stupid californians, moving here with all their money and buying our house for 3x what we paid 10 years ago. 8)

    Dude! That Harris Pest Control ad is freaky :wtf:

    I can only imagine sittin’ in front of the TV late at night, in a somewhat altered state, and seing that come on. You’d be scarred for life 😕

12. AnnieB

    31 May, 2007, 1:07 pm

    Jimbo and his buddy Jethro thought it’d be fun to put a rope to the hitch and do some “sickle” asphalt skiing when Jimbo suddenly stopped to pick up the possum he’d hit (’cause that’s some mighty fine eatin’). Unfortunately, old Jethro was busy drooling over Nancy Mae’s huge jugs and …..

13. pablo

    31 May, 2007, 2:52 pm

    I don’t think Harris really has a roach problem. After seeing his commercial it looks to me like he smoked all of them.

14. Drusky

    31 May, 2007, 5:24 pm

    Actually, that was a great catch! The driver managed to nail the bicyclist and catch the bike in the bed without slowing down… 😈

15. pablo

    31 May, 2007, 5:52 pm

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    You should see the front. Totally smashed in from when they hit that ping pong ball.

16. patrick

    31 May, 2007, 6:18 pm

    And after he got out of the hospital, Dave vowed he would NEVER try to jump his bike off the roof of his third story apartment building into the back of a truck again.

17. patrick

    31 May, 2007, 6:18 pm

    And after he got out of the hospital, SuperDave vowed he would NEVER try to jump his bike off the roof of his third story apartment building into the back of a truck again.

18. Driver

    31 May, 2007, 9:14 pm

    Dodge-it’s not just a truck name it’s also an evasive manuver. ❓

19. Meagan

    31 May, 2007, 9:55 pm

    I bet the Jackass video shows what really caused the huge dent. :dead:

20. bigboy

    31 May, 2007, 10:20 pm

    When I sat the bike over the tailgate I knew it was heavy, but the dent surprized me!!!!!!
    😆

21. Lilli Crested

    02 June, 2007, 4:40 pm

    With the formula for invisibility that Bubba learned from Jimmy Neutron, he sits atop his leaning bike laughing hysterically at the confused glances of those passing by.

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