Caption Time #179

1. pablo

   23 May, 2007, 1:41 am

   This is Gary Owens speaking. Now who is ready for some monkey lovin’?

2. Brad K.

   23 May, 2007, 3:04 am

   Janet felt so excited! The movie ‘Planet of the Apes’ had opened in the Biloxie theater way back however many years ago. Now, to promote a new re-release of the original movie, all the concession and usher girls were having a ‘Ape Day’ contest. Michelle looked good in her shirt and pants, but *golly* was Janet shining in her swim suit! It didn’t matter who won – they got all the popcorn and movies free, anyway. But the crowd was good, and their picture would be in the papers, and there was even a California radio station from the Bay Area, KGO, covering the event!

   And in a few minutes, they got to do the next event — riding past a ‘statue of liberty’ head buried in sand. And Michelle was letting Janet ride her favorite bay mare, ‘Sandy’! Umm, maybe pants would be an OK idea, for the horse riding. Hope there is time to change, or the dancing tonight might be a bit ‘chafed’!

3. StevieC

   23 May, 2007, 6:17 am

   Gary always us to end his radio shows with:
   “Remember to always be insigrevious, unless of course, you can be something different”

   In attempting to prove apes can count, Gary tried to get the ‘Illa Girls to line up in numerical order.

4. sledge

   23 May, 2007, 7:08 am

   I think I met most of those girls in a bar last night

5. Zilla the Younger

   23 May, 2007, 7:54 am

   And the winner of the 2007 Dr. Zeah look alike contest is…

6. Bigwavdave

   23 May, 2007, 8:34 am

   “Come and love me, be my ape man girl
   And we will be so happy in my ape man world…”

   Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

7. Spud

   23 May, 2007, 8:58 am

   I’ll take number thirteen thanks Gary, wrap that up and send it to my room, any female that wears pants like that is really up for some monkey business.

8. beyonduplication

   23 May, 2007, 9:18 am

   link of the day must be pretty bad, it’s blocked from my pc here at work :geek:

9. pablo

   23 May, 2007, 9:50 am

   Zilla girls are hot
   Gorilla girls are not

10. Elliot the Dunk

    23 May, 2007, 9:52 am

    Planet of the Rapes

11. StevieC

    23 May, 2007, 10:13 am

    [Comment ID #182752 will be quoted here]

    One must never confuse the Zilla girls with the Illa girls

12. Marley

    23 May, 2007, 10:34 am

    Ohh my its Paula Abdule’s Family Portrait.

13. Astryd

    23 May, 2007, 12:14 pm

    What’s with all this monkey business lately?

    Why does the girl in white not have a number?

    “Ok now, can you identify the suspect from the line-up?”

14. Bjorn Freeh

    23 May, 2007, 12:25 pm

    Put that in your Funk & Wagnalls…

15. tanderny

    23 May, 2007, 12:52 pm

    Another big night at the LimeLight…

16. StevieC

    23 May, 2007, 1:33 pm

    Despite his best effort, the crowd just wasn’t going to believe Gary’s introduction of The Monkees. They recognized the girls of Laugh-In:
    From left to right …
    Lily Tomlin
    Alan Sues
    Jo Anne Worley
    Goldie Hawn
    and Ruth Buzzi!

17. pablo

    23 May, 2007, 1:38 pm

    Male chauvanist remark of the day:

    Oranga-poontang

18. Bjorn Freeh

    23 May, 2007, 1:38 pm

    [Comment ID #182748 will be quoted here]

    Perhaps your sys admin appears on the site?

19. junkman

    23 May, 2007, 3:08 pm

    hey bjorn isn’t #2 rhea perlman?
    p.s. contrary to the appearance of my avatar these females do nothing for my roddy mcdowell.

20. Bjorn Freeh

    23 May, 2007, 3:58 pm

    [Comment ID #182781 will be quoted here]

    #2 has a Perlman mask on but she fills out the bra too well to be Rhea.

    Maybe it’s Rhea’s younger sister, Itzhak.

21. Coley

    23 May, 2007, 4:01 pm

    [Comment ID #182743 will be quoted here]

    “I’ll be your tarzan, you be my jane. I’ll keep you warm, and you’ll keep me sane.” I think that’s the next verse.

    I ADORE the Kinks!!!! Nicely done. 😀

22. Mikeme

    23 May, 2007, 4:18 pm

    Davezilla goes Gorilla! :wtf:

23. Mikeme

    23 May, 2007, 4:18 pm

    Davezilla goes Gorilla! :wtf:

24. Mikeme

    23 May, 2007, 4:18 pm

    Davezilla goes Gorilla! :wtf:

25. Elliot the Dunk

    23 May, 2007, 4:59 pm

    He does it three times, it seems.

26. Meagan

    23 May, 2007, 5:00 pm

    “Take your stinkin’ clothes off, you damn hot apes!”
    😛

27. AnnieB

    23 May, 2007, 5:27 pm

    I don’t know, after a few shots of Johnny Walker I bet you guys would feed them a banana. lol

28. pablo

    23 May, 2007, 5:58 pm

    [Comment ID #182797 will be quoted here]

    I don’t think so, but you can swing from my branch! 😛

29. MRDOUG

    23 May, 2007, 5:59 pm

    Song of the day?

    You drive my ape, by the Dickies!

30. Driver

    23 May, 2007, 6:23 pm

    [Comment ID #182797 will be quoted here]

    My future EX split last Sept. I dont need a few drinks just some hot wet monkey seeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxx !

    [Comment ID #182796 will be quoted here]

    Yah what Darla said…I wonder if monkey women are into whips and paddles?

    Gary’s saying- We dipped these monkey women in Nair up to thier necks to prove that beauty is not only fur deep.

31. AnnieB

    23 May, 2007, 6:42 pm

    Is a it a good, strong, hard branch? I’ll hold on tight so I don’t fall. Will you catch me if I do?

32. pablo

    23 May, 2007, 7:16 pm

    [Comment ID #182806 will be quoted here]

    There is all kinds of swinging Darlin’. But yes it is a good branch. No Squrls, but there are some nutz.

33. Deaf Musician

    23 May, 2007, 8:18 pm

    Do they have a mask on cause they’re ugly? 🙄 LOLOL.

34. AnnieB

    23 May, 2007, 8:33 pm

    Oh, I love to gather nutz! I’m just a nature girl at heart.

35. Driver

    23 May, 2007, 8:56 pm

    [Comment ID #182806 will be quoted here]

    AnnieB
    If YOU fall WE fall but I promise to hit first to cushion your impact…just try to avoid the meat spike :wang: 😀

36. armymn205

    23 May, 2007, 9:17 pm

    Yeah Number 2 kinda looks like my ex after we broke up. lol

    [Comment ID #182748 will be quoted here]

    me to for shame, for shame 🙄 lol

    [Comment ID #182797 will be quoted here]

    come on Annie its got to be somethin stronger then that

37. AnnieB

    23 May, 2007, 9:40 pm

    [Comment ID #182813 will be quoted here] Why would I WANT to avoid it? Silly man.

    BYW Driver baby … I’m worried about you. Are you saying you’ve not had any nookie since September? You keep bringing up your “soon to be EX” … you okay with that situation?

    Armymn … what does it take to let a monkey eat YOUR banana? I mean it’s just head. You don’t have to go apeshit about it.

38. Driver

    23 May, 2007, 10:40 pm

    AnnieB
    About the spike, thats for my benifit…broken bones heal I’m not sure about broken boners :limp:.

    Yes I’m okay about the ex thing it just seems to have fit in to a few things lately as a reference point.
    Thank you for the concern.

    JULY BABY!

39. AnnieB

    23 May, 2007, 11:40 pm

    Sorry … I was thinking we’d still be “joined”. lol No, we sure don’t want any broken boners! Owwwwwww

    YW. Glad to hear that! :kiss: :kiss:

40. Matthew Martin

    24 May, 2007, 11:06 am

    I wasnt a plushy till you posted this.

41. misterarthur

    24 May, 2007, 1:51 pm

    Don’t worry, everything’s under control: I think they’ve corralled one of the contestants

    Escaped orangutan recaptured after running ape in Taiwan
    May 24, 2007
    ASSOCIATED PRESS
    TAIPEI, Taiwan — An orangutan escaped from a Taiwanese zoo and terrified patrons at a nearby restaurant Wednesday, overturning picnic tables and motorbikes and forcing terrified diners to cower inside the eatery.

42. misterarthur

    24 May, 2007, 1:52 pm

    Don’t worry, everything’s under control: I think they’ve corralled one of the contestants

    Escaped orangutan recaptured after running ape in Taiwan
    May 24, 2007
    ASSOCIATED PRESS
    TAIPEI, Taiwan — An orangutan escaped from a Taiwanese zoo and terrified patrons at a nearby restaurant Wednesday, overturning picnic tables and motorbikes and forcing terrified diners to cower inside the eatery.

43. misterarthur

    24 May, 2007, 1:52 pm

    Don’t worry, everything’s under control. I think they’ve corralled one of the contestants

    Escaped orangutan recaptured after running ape in Taiwan
    May 24, 2007
    ASSOCIATED PRESS
    TAIPEI, Taiwan — An orangutan escaped from a Taiwanese zoo and terrified patrons at a nearby restaurant Wednesday, overturning picnic tables and motorbikes and forcing terrified diners to cower inside the eatery.

44. armymn205

    24 May, 2007, 2:11 pm

    well Annie im sure a 😛 of ur juice would make me :wang: right as rain

45. michele

    24 May, 2007, 5:11 pm

    “Knowing that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, the girls at the bathing beauty contest all aped the host’s hairstyle”

46. AnnieB

    24 May, 2007, 5:37 pm

    [Comment ID #182866 will be quoted here]

    And I would be wrong to disagree with you. 😈 :thong: :boob: :boob:

47. Drusky

    24 May, 2007, 8:51 pm

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    :roll:…… o.k. I’ll give that a 😆

48. Drusky

    24 May, 2007, 8:57 pm

    I’d LOVE to get some Rhese’s Pieces!
    – Grape Ape

    [Comment ID #182866 will be quoted here]

    How would you drink AnnieB Juice? Straight from the jug or as a nightcap, straight-up with a twist
    :wang:? 😛

49. armymn205

    24 May, 2007, 9:42 pm

    Drusky- im sure she’d like straight up with a twist so much better.

    what do u say Annie?

50. AnnieB

    25 May, 2007, 7:29 am

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    Yes. Also stirred, not shaked. :wang:

51. Fizzgig

    25 May, 2007, 3:52 pm

    IT’S A MADHOOOOOUUUUUUUSE!!!!

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