Hey ladies!

1. ducatisti

   28 April, 2007, 12:28 am

   Dude can’t decide if he wants to be a Spock-er or a Rocker.

2. pablo

   28 April, 2007, 12:54 am

   Today is the day!
   Being spazdic is cool!
   Get on down with my bad self

3. Spud

   28 April, 2007, 2:09 am

   I see nothing that a good stiff upper cut wouldn’t fix.

   :geek:

4. Brad K.

   28 April, 2007, 3:17 am

   567!

   Larry displays his binary (base two) system for counting on his fingers from 0 to 1023, using each finger and thumb as a binary digit. Considering the right thumb the ‘1’s and the left little finger the ‘512’s, this system has proven effective for truly dedicated clock watchers.

   567 minutes from now, Larry expects to be meeting the delightful engineer in the next cubicle — on a date. Larry asked Debbie some 3 weeks ago (480 hours, 12 minutes ago!) to accompany him to a movie this evening.

   I wouldn’t wonder that Larry’s normal habits, a large bowl of oatmeal for breakfast, three burritos for lunch, and chili for a mid afternoon snack, might have an .. explosive .. impact on the fair Debby. Larry hadn’t considered it, but it is probably best that Debbie will be leaving her kids with a sitter for the evening. Just in case an .. ill wind .. blows a cold chill across the evening, the two kids will be safe and miles away.

   Unless Larry gets lucky, in 566 minutes!

5. Amanda B.

   28 April, 2007, 6:33 am

   Side effects from being tazered! 🙁

6. AnnieB

   28 April, 2007, 7:18 am

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   Oh Man, you just gave me a fucking headache.

   Morning P.

7. sledge

   28 April, 2007, 7:38 am

   amazing that they let him out of the home to work in an office. Probably in customer service or software support

8. junkman

   28 April, 2007, 7:48 am

   -he was a one eyed, one horned, flying purple penis eater….
   -i think the good vs. evil foosball table is an exact representation of how the world has worked since the dawn of time. can someone please drop a ball in there while the rest of us continue on with the real game of life.
   -old people rock! in chairs.
   :java:

9. Queen Mo

   28 April, 2007, 8:44 am

   That video would make an exellent polident ad. I am relly diasppointed that no one from the rascal riders was represented. Do you think they are the biker’s of geriatric generation?

10. Meagan

    28 April, 2007, 9:27 am

    The boss thought it would be a good idea to initiate Gangsta Day at the office to boost morality. But when Douglas, the IT guy, came into work in full character, he had no idea how many sexual harassment claims would be filled that day.

    Douglas: “Hey Susan! Why don’t you get that sweet ass of yours into the supply closet for a little back door boogie?”
    SLAP!!! :wtf:

11. Anna

    28 April, 2007, 9:41 am

    another one that is NOT Zilla-girl material!

12. Bjorn Freeh

    28 April, 2007, 10:10 am

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    Ummm… but there are no 2s or 3s in binary…

    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

    😛

13. Bigwavdave

    28 April, 2007, 10:43 am

    His lanyard says PSYCHEMEDICS. He’s an escapee from the loony bin. Must have stolen the security badge (or backstage pass) in order to make good his getaway. A little poem:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m a schizophrenic
    And so am I

14. Flash Gordon

    28 April, 2007, 11:26 am

    Alright, class. This is 7, not my I.Q. :geek: :wtf:

15. AnnieB

    28 April, 2007, 12:22 pm

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    Yeah, the ones and the zeros. I love you man. I just said the obvious … lol

16. Mikeme

    28 April, 2007, 12:53 pm

    Casual day at the local Hamas office.

17. Myra

    28 April, 2007, 12:54 pm

    The local rep for the SpasticsRUs local union. Love the link to the coolest foosball table I have ever seen! 😮

18. AnnieB

    28 April, 2007, 1:36 pm

    Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. I know about two hundred people stop by here daily and yet Davezilla only has 20 fucking votes. You get two votes morons. If another site tickles your fancy you can still vote for Dave.

    A. Vote and I will post an 8X10 nude photo.

    B. I will kick your ass.

    I think that about covers your readership Dave. This is my 3rd appeal to get these jerk-offs to vote. I love you darling but if they don’t respond now, it’s fucking hopeless.

19. Picklemon

    28 April, 2007, 3:09 pm

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    I am typing this with one hand while laying in the fetal positon under my desk, repeating I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry…

20. Mikeme

    28 April, 2007, 3:11 pm

    Of course, It’s hard to beat a well kicked ass, but a 8 x 10 glossy is super! :boob: :boob:

21. pablo

    28 April, 2007, 3:14 pm

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    I already voted so you can just e-mail the picture or you can stop by and I’ll just snap one.

22. AnnieB

    28 April, 2007, 3:55 pm

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    Just one? Oh my, now I’m concerned. I was thinking more along the lines of a whole album. Better yet, a video. Are you up for that?

23. AnnieB

    28 April, 2007, 5:11 pm

    Mea maxima culpa. I’m a dumbass. You can only vote once in each category. (Pablo – how did you manage to vote twice for “Best Humor Site”? If all it took was charm and good looks, I could have voted a zillion times.) Well, really, who the hell else would you vote for? There I go again, spouting pointless drivel. Anywho … sorry about that misinformation.

    A and B still stands though.

    Picklemon and Mikeme … I love you. Photo on the way M. P… Mmmm, submissive. I like that.

24. Mikeme

    28 April, 2007, 5:37 pm

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    I stand voted and devoted!

25. pablo

    28 April, 2007, 6:40 pm

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    You have me standing at atention :wang:

26. StevieC

    28 April, 2007, 8:07 pm

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    Preferring option A to B, I voted a long time ago.

27. rust

    28 April, 2007, 8:09 pm

    This guy is living proof why a total loser like me gets laid so much more than he does. 😛

    (uhhh, what am I saying?)

28. Drusky

    28 April, 2007, 9:01 pm

    This would be a perfectly timed picture taken about 1/4 of a second after a spaz passes a Taco Bell fart…

    [Comment ID #179072 will be quoted here]

    You were only expressing your concern for Davezilla’s winning. I can’t fault you for that, but… will I get your (autographed?) picture if I guilt trip you for your mistake anyway? 😛

29. Flash Gordon

    28 April, 2007, 10:18 pm

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    B. is good. You can kick my scrawny ass any time!
    However, in the interest of A., I will vote for Dave
    as soon as I can jump through the hoops. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:,sugar.(anxiously awaiting
    posting of the 8 x 10. :wang: :wang: 👿

30. Anna

    29 April, 2007, 2:03 am

    Annie B … leave me the fuck alone … I vote if I want to … and I ain’t interested in any of your pictures.
    This is Dave’s log …. not a page for the better glory of Annie B. Start your own blog since you’ve got sooooo much to say.

    Anybody else notice that all the girls are leaving?? You unfaithful bastards ….

    Besides that …. I’m in a great mood.

31. AnnieB

    29 April, 2007, 7:39 am

    My goodness … Good Morning to you too. Hope you’re feeling better.

32. Meagan

    29 April, 2007, 12:59 pm

    Don’t worry, Anna, I’m still here!
    And AnnieB, since I already voted, you can send my 8×10 to one of the guys so they can have two. I’ll even throw in a picture of Betty and Bertha for them.

33. AnnieB

    29 April, 2007, 8:50 pm

    I’m a little puzzled by your tirade telling AnnieB off, bringing her down a peg or two, showing her the err of her ways. I looked back at the posts I made yesterday and I was the same old bitchy troublemaker I’ve always been. I truly wish you had informed me sooner that they somehow pissed you off. It would have afforded me the opportunity to tell you to go fuck yourself a lot sooner.

    The bullshit about the voting is only because you didn’t have to loyalty to vote for Davezilla. I’ll pimp for him any damn time I feel like it.

    That jealous shrew side of you is quite unattractive and you really should try to curb it just a tad.

    The Zilla guys are always up for a little fun and games with ANYONE. That’s the nature of the beast and why they are so lovable. If you’ll kindly notice I did not say I was going to post an 8 X 10 of ME. I was thinking more along the lines of an orangutan.

    I think most gals (and guys) just scroll on past my posts and don’t give them a second thought. You might try the same. I’d hate for you to slip off that fragile edge (you seem perilously close) into complete insanity because of some moronic thing I said.

    If you didn’t get my drift … up yours, bite me and please don’t forget the aforementioned go fuck yourself.

34. Astryd

    30 April, 2007, 12:06 pm

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    AMEN!

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    My, my. What I’ve missed!
    You go AnnieB, I’m still here! 😆
    A little disappointed though I voted and was hoping for a nude 8×10 of YOU! 🙁

35. beyonduplication

    30 April, 2007, 2:57 pm

    wow.
    from binary to bitching…. it all happened so fast.

    I’m a girl, and I’m still here. Tho I lurk more than post… at least I voted! 🙄

36. Meagan

    30 April, 2007, 4:22 pm

    I love your posts, AnnieB! And who doesn’t like orangutans? They’re cute!

    :kiss:

37. AnnieB

    30 April, 2007, 5:06 pm

    Thanks M … I don’t know why but just saying orangutans brings a smile to my face. I’m just weird that way. The dumbest things make me laugh sometimes.

    It was kind of dull around here without you guys. See what happens when you desert me? lol

    Beyond … no more lurking! Believe it or not, sometimes I have nothing to add (or if I did, someone else said it first lol) so I know where you’re coming from.

    Astrid … H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! :kiss: :kiss:

38. Astryd

    30 April, 2007, 6:25 pm

    Thank you AnnieB! and Dont worry, we’ve all got your back!

39. pablo

    30 April, 2007, 7:34 pm

    Wow Anna. A little fiesty are we? Let me read between the lines.

    Annie B … leave me the fuck alone …(somebody’s got a case of the Mondays) I vote if I want to …(that’s how Schwartzeneger got elected) and I ain’t interested in any of your pictures.(Amazing what you can sell on the internet, don’t speak so quickly)
    This is Dave’s log ….(log, eeewww gross, oh you meant blog) not a page for the better glory of Annie B.(You got to get it where you find it) Start your own blog since you’ve got sooooo much to say. (I can’t come up with half of the crap you say)

    Anybody else notice that all the girls are leaving?? (Get used to it, they come & go) You unfaithful bastards ….(who the guys or the girls?)

    Besides that …. I’m in a great mood. (I’m guessing the porn channel got blocked recently & the Xanax is just kicking in?)

    I recomend deep breathes and lots of sex. If you are still cranky after a good round, one of you isn’t doing it right. Replay the blow job documentary and practice, practice, practice.

40. Davezilla

    30 April, 2007, 7:44 pm

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    Well, I have a wee bit more than 200 a day. More like 12,000. Less than .01% of blog readers interact with the sites they read. A lot of this has to do with shyness and a lot to do with the huge number of people who read blogs through RSS only where they cannot interact with forms, polls, etc.

41. StevieC

    30 April, 2007, 8:07 pm

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    And here I thought we were one in a million. Now you’re saying we’re only 1 in 12 grand?

42. AnnieB

    01 May, 2007, 7:26 am

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    I did not know that Dave. Thanks … now I’M going to be shy … lol (Fat chance, huh?)

    Pablo … You always put so much thought and energy in ALL your posts … you never ceaze to amaze me! I’m 99% bullshit but the 1% that’s not, says … I love you man!

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