Apology

1. Davezilla

   01 April, 2007, 8:11 am

   April Fools, suckas! 😈

2. pablo

   01 April, 2007, 8:55 am

   Got to luv ya, you evil prank playin’, retard lovin’ (you do love me. right?), white wearin’ (for one more month) provider of sanity is this crazy ass world.

3. Cara

   01 April, 2007, 9:40 am

   April fools everybody. This was not a nice joke.

4. patrick

   01 April, 2007, 11:12 am

   Thanks for the mammaries! Good to see the spirit of the day is being upheld.

5. cbatdux

   01 April, 2007, 11:19 am

   I hav contakted the Sultan to cee if he wil take over 4 yu. I hate guys in white with wit. Fooled me.

   Had it been true, I was planning to launch a “Mandy-Cam” site. I’m sure many of your devoted followers would have migrated.

6. dougieace

   01 April, 2007, 12:28 pm

   i fell for it,good one dave.odd as it may sound the first thing that popped in to me brain was a mandycam site as well. :boob: :boob:

7. AnnieB

   01 April, 2007, 12:48 pm

   I’d of waited a little while for the punch line Dave so you could of heard us all cry and whine adnauseam. But then again, maybe it was a smart move. There’s a very fine line between love and hate … LOL

8. AnnieB

   01 April, 2007, 12:59 pm

   BTW, I didn’t believe it for a nano second, was laughing before I even finished reading it. Then, I have to admit, I had one moment when it crossed my mind that maybe the timing was good because everyone would just THINK it was an AFJ and then it would turn out to actually be true. Then, I said, naaaa, a priest? No way.

9. Penguin Pete

   01 April, 2007, 4:02 pm

   Congratulations, Dave! It’s been a nice twelve years from this end as well, but the path of enlightenment you have followed does call you to a higher purpose. Perhaps it is not too much to hope that the loyal following of your site has somehow led you to this day.

   I would like to request that instead of simply shutting it down, you auction off the domain. The Sultan of Cleveland could buy it, Mandy could marry him and dance on camera for it, and we could all live happily ever after.

   😆 “sincerely”, Penguin Pete

10. A-ToM-O Joe

    01 April, 2007, 4:12 pm

    …hahah, tip of the cap to you, sir.

11. Spud

    01 April, 2007, 4:32 pm

    Todays word is Murderabillia.

    😛

12. Flash Gordon

    01 April, 2007, 4:59 pm

    Wellibedam! Been fooled twice! 😕 😛 🙁 :wtf:

13. Mikeme

    01 April, 2007, 5:07 pm

    [Comment ID #170547 will be quoted here]

    Especially thanks Mandy for the mammaries!!

14. Bjorn Freeh

    01 April, 2007, 5:16 pm

    Funny story. When I read this, I was hurt and angry. When I told the Department of Homeland Security to be on the look-out for a rat bastard dressed all in white, they glowed with optimism.

    Later, when I told them to never mind, it was apparently just a joke, they were not amused.

    So, Dave, if guys wearing dark glasses driving nondescript Impalas are following you around for the next few days… ummm… it wasn’t me.

15. AnnieB

    01 April, 2007, 5:49 pm

    Very funny Bjorn … to think I said you were the “sane” one. Man of action though … I like that!

16. Bigwavdave

    01 April, 2007, 6:26 pm

    Ah yes. Caught up in the “Where will I go? What will I do? What about Annie B., Nikki, Pablo, B.F., P.P., Spud, not to mention :boob: :thong: :boob:. Whew!

17. Myra

    01 April, 2007, 6:42 pm

    Not funny, not funny at all, You make me laugh more than anyone. Well, one ex-husband but he only made me laugh in bed, and it wasn’t because I was having fun if you know what I mean… :limp:

18. Chris

    01 April, 2007, 7:03 pm

    About time… this blog jumped the shark before Dubya got in office. 😈

19. misterarthur

    01 April, 2007, 7:48 pm

    Boo, hoo, hoo. Now I won’t be able to use my Google Tisp http://www.google.com/tisp/ to connect to you.

20. Davezilla

    01 April, 2007, 8:03 pm

    [Comment ID #170555 will be quoted here]

    Um, no I really am a priest, Annie. That part was true. Just not a Catholic priest.

21. Howlnwoof

    01 April, 2007, 9:54 pm

    Awwwww!!! You SUCK!! ok so ya got me, happy now?
    Twelve years to become a priest?? anyway haha you got me..this time.

22. Bjorn Freeh

    01 April, 2007, 9:59 pm

    [Comment ID #170723 will be quoted here]

    But you would be a catholic (small “c”) priest based, if nothing else, on this site.

    That’s a small but significant point my RC family and friends often misunderstand.

    BTW, Dave, the Impalas usually don’t have hubcaps. You know… in case. Oh, and sometimes the Impala is a Taurus.

23. AnnieB

    01 April, 2007, 10:11 pm

    Whew! Sure glad I never displayed the rauncy side of my personality here.

24. Davezilla

    01 April, 2007, 10:20 pm

    [Comment ID #170776 will be quoted here]

    No, the site is 12 years old (as of Feb. 17). One year to be a priest.

    [Comment ID #170786 will be quoted here]

    Oh, please show it! So to speak. I’m an African priest, not Xtian. Anything goes with us. 😈

25. Minnie

    02 April, 2007, 2:54 am

    I mean, I knew you were pulling an april fool’s prank and all, but it was still not funny. Even in jest, you are not allowed me to give me such heart attacks, understand?!

    Love you to bits. :kiss:

26. Bigwavdave

    02 April, 2007, 7:57 am

    OOPS – Sorry Minnie, and all you other degenerates.

27. Wayne

    02 April, 2007, 8:03 am

    ❓ ❗

28. em

    02 April, 2007, 8:07 am

    Good one Dave – but it didn’t me laugh like this one did – http://www.google.com/tisp/

    em
    xxx

29. Drusky

    03 April, 2007, 8:01 pm

    All kidding aside, I do respect a person who has faith and is true to it. That being said, maybe someone upstairs didn’t like your joke… 😆

30. Atryd

    04 April, 2007, 11:33 am

    Dave, I was so worried. I just found you recently and you have been so good to me (us) in the past few months (and I’m sure for the past 12 years as well)that I was simply distraught at the thought of losing you…
    sure, mandycam would be nice but being a woman myself, I’d eventually tire of it and be de-sensitized from perky breasts and the only blonde I’ve come to find a tad bit attractive (nothing personal just not my preference). It would difinitely not compare to the joy you bring into my life (our lives). You are irreplacable Dave.
    I (we) would have been lost in the www without you…we may have been reported (key word here) as the first on-line cult to commit mass suicide. The blood of millions around the world would be on your hands…ok, how ever many there is of us.
    Those newbies who are not yet faithful followers would have lost their way and you would have heard of them in world news, “Hoodlums’ Second Chance Stripped Away: Resorting to a world they were familiar with, lost souls of the now inactive Davezilla.com are behind bars. Some serving several life sentences. ‘A death sentence is too lenient a penalty for these people..’ states the governor in disgust”. :puke:
    Chaos unleashed on the world as we know it…

    We’re happy to have you Dave! ;p …you have no idea… ❓

31. Meagan

    04 April, 2007, 11:51 am

    Thank God you weren’t serious! If you were, I would’ve done anything to get you not to. Seriously, anything. :kiss:

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