How to identify species #1, The Banana Slug

1. April

   16 March, 2007, 12:46 am

   You couldn’t get her to wear yellow?

2. Stevie C

   16 March, 2007, 4:58 am

   I want one! :wang:

3. Bigwavdave

   16 March, 2007, 7:21 am

   If you look very closely, I think you’ll see that is one of Indonesian female tattoo’d banana slugs.

4. Bigwavdave

   16 March, 2007, 7:24 am

   Re: AdultSheepFinder – You know, there are large numbers of single sheep living in Bakersfield. Some would call it a “Target-Rich Environment”.

5. Spud

   16 March, 2007, 7:37 am

   Carpet burn is a bitch.

6. junkman

   16 March, 2007, 8:15 am

   i would slug her with a baaannanna. who the fuck doesn’t know how to spell bbaannana. oh well…maybe tommmorroww will spell better. 😡

7. misterarthur

   16 March, 2007, 8:20 am

   Must be a University of California – Santa Clara initiation ceremony of some kind.

8. Joe-the-ragman

   16 March, 2007, 10:58 am

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   Don’t you Santa Cruz?

9. Atryd

   16 March, 2007, 11:10 am

   Does she chew off penises after sex as well?

   http://bio.research.ucsc.edu/grad/weaver/Pages/project.html

10. Kristi

    16 March, 2007, 12:37 pm

    That’s not a banana slug, that’s a bannanna slug. Duh.

11. misterarthur

    16 March, 2007, 1:15 pm

    Sorry, Santa Cruz. Or Sannta Cruz. Or Santana Cruz

12. Meagan

    16 March, 2007, 1:31 pm

    🙄

13. BryGuy

    16 March, 2007, 1:33 pm

    Wow, total flashback to my mom’s wedding.

    If she’s a slug, where does the ooze come out when she slides along?

14. Flash Gordon

    16 March, 2007, 2:04 pm

    That’s merely an overgrown, sluggish garden snail.
    😕 :wtf: :kiss: :limp:

15. Penguin Pete

    16 March, 2007, 2:15 pm

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    It comes out… 😳 No, wait, it’s :wtf: No, wait, it’s actually ❗

    Oh, forget it. So, what species are we going to identify next?

16. Atryd

    16 March, 2007, 3:15 pm

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    Snot…From her nose…

17. poisonwisky

    16 March, 2007, 5:13 pm

    somebody hurry the slug needs salt

18. Driver

    16 March, 2007, 7:10 pm

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    If I’m not mistaken Sandra Bullock Santa Cruz’s-Santa Cruz’z z-Santa Cruz’es 🙄

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    Spud are you talking about Emily or the sheep cause I’d like to know how you [don’t] get carpet burn from boning a sheep :limp:

    And now for something completly different! [sort of]
    Two rancher’s are driving down a country road.
    Suddenly the driver pulls over gets out and starts walking over to the fence line.
    His friend while still in the pickup wondering whats going on then see’s the sheep with it’s head stuck in the fence and assumes the rancher is going to free it,
    but to his amazement he drop his pants and screws the sheep. when finished he returns to the pickup and ask’s his friend…you want some of that?
    The friend thinks for a moment then with a [sheepish] grin says yes I think I do and exits the pickup. When he reaches the fence he drops his pants and looks back at the other rancher while still grinning, then bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
    :wtf:

19. Drusky

    16 March, 2007, 8:14 pm

    If you grab her with your hand, does it come back all covered with a slimy, sticky ooze? 😈

20. Diesel

    17 March, 2007, 12:14 am

    Hasn’t Gwen Stefani taught you anything?

21. Lung the Younger

    17 March, 2007, 8:15 am

    I bet you’d get a really cool and gnarly image if you sprinkled some salt on that tattoo.

22. AnnieB

    17 March, 2007, 8:35 am

    Driver … That reminds me of a joke, being a dog lover, has always hit my funny bone for some reason.

    After trying desperately to train their dog to go outside to do “his business” Jim & Joyce (names have been chaged to protect the guilty) resorted to throwing him out the window every time he made a “mistake”. Worked wonders … every time he pooped he jumped out the window!

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