Too much?

1. pablo

   25 January, 2007, 1:42 am

   Around here they give you a sprinkle insteas of a schmear. The scary part to me is they still gave you butter too. Keep that up and your new address will be Heartattack & Vine.

2. cows go moo

   25 January, 2007, 1:42 am

   :puke: :puke: :puke:

   “I like totally tried to get into First Life and those dudes were like, sorry man, you’re totally not old enough. I was like, WTF! Then I found out about Teen FL, and everything’s cool now.” –Aaron, 15

   Man, totally harsh
   Can I get a second life?? I want a refund 🙁

3. Spud

   25 January, 2007, 1:44 am

   Ha! very nice, could I have that in something bacon.

4. Big Ship

   25 January, 2007, 3:25 am

   Disgusting – but I want one. :puke:

5. Brad K.

   25 January, 2007, 4:35 am

   Umm… that ‘link of the day’ … that wouldn’t rate as kiddy porn, would it? The models appear younger than 18/21. And nekkid.

6. Lung the Younger

   25 January, 2007, 4:42 am

   Ah Dave, you forgot that old Pennsylvania saying:
   Never order cheese in Philadelphia, cherries in Pittsburg nor sushi in Altoona.

7. Lung the Younger

   25 January, 2007, 4:44 am

   GOOD GOD!
   Brad K is capable of a two-line comment. Go figure.

8. Stevie C

   25 January, 2007, 5:59 am

   Looks like you got the David Caruso Special – heavy on the cheese.

9. Penguin Pete

   25 January, 2007, 6:35 am

   Reminds me of “Bellisle’s”, if I remember that name right. Go to Disneyland in California, drive a block down Harbor blvd, and check out the place on the corner (I think it’s motto is “5 out of 4 eat here.”) Their thing is huge, ridiculous portions. Order a steak and get the whole cow, etc.

10. Buck

    25 January, 2007, 7:29 am

    Looks like a hunk of feta cheese.

11. Buck

    25 January, 2007, 7:29 am

    Looks like a hunk of feta cheese.

12. Buck

    25 January, 2007, 7:29 am

    Looks like a hunk of feta cheese.

13. Anna

    25 January, 2007, 7:32 am

    They probably want you to ask for a doggy bag ….. take it home and do something “fun” with it …. :boob: :boob:

14. Anna

    25 January, 2007, 7:34 am

    That would be a good ‘poll question’.
    What to do with cream cheese on a boring thursday night.

15. Nikki

    25 January, 2007, 8:17 am

    In Philly, the cream cheese eats you.

16. Sher

    25 January, 2007, 8:18 am

    Maybe they thought you were kinda cheesy.

17. Bigwavdave

    25 January, 2007, 8:31 am

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    I’m stunned someone else remembers Bellisles. Used to be on the corner. BIG food. Been gone for a few years.

18. junkman

    25 January, 2007, 8:32 am

    are you sure it wasn’t lard?

19. Bigwavdave

    25 January, 2007, 8:58 am

    Cheap bastards only gave you one “portion” for the entire bagel.

20. MJaz

    25 January, 2007, 9:23 am

    True story:

    We stopped for coffee one morning at a local convenience store. My daughter ordered a bagel and cream cheese. No sooner were we back on the highway, when my daughter says “Mom.. there’s something wrong with the cream cheese”.

    I was at a turnaround exit, so we went back. The “bagel chef” nods when I show her this dripping white (eeeewwww) stuff on the bagel and says, in a thick hispqnic accent.. “we are out of”. OK. Ummmm? You are out of what? Huh?

    Another woman walks up and looks at the drippy bagel and questions her. Turns out, they were out of cream cheese, so the preparer just used sour cream instead.

    I mean.. whats the big deal, right? They are both white.

21. Zilla the Younger

    25 January, 2007, 9:31 am

    My wife and I were at a 5-Star restaurant in Vegas, I ordered a Ceasar salad. They brought me an entire head of Romaine lettuce, with the end cut off, stuffed in a crouton bread ring with a side of dressing and tried to charge me $9.95 for it.

22. Mitch

    25 January, 2007, 9:59 am

    Actually looks about right for both halves of the bagel.

    Just presented in a scary manner.

    Anyone who has a “Bruggers Bagels” will note that there is a full ice cream scoop of Cream Cheese per bagel. They just close it all up for you, and wrap it in paper.

23. Natalie

    25 January, 2007, 10:40 am

    I also don’t understand the butter and cream cheese thing.

    One time, I was getting a bagel at a deli and heard the woman in front of me ask for butter and light cream cheese on her bagel. What’s the point? Doesn’t the butter cancel out the “light” part?

24. Davezilla

    25 January, 2007, 11:02 am

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    Right. When I was a bartender eons ago, a lot of women would order a, “rum and diet Coke,” or a screwdriver (vodka + orange juice) in order to stay healthy. :wtf:

25. sledge

    25 January, 2007, 11:06 am

    looks like a heart attack on a plate. Now if you could only deep fry that

26. Sher

    25 January, 2007, 12:09 pm

    Maybe they looked at you and thought……
    clothing to white ratio = creamcheese to bagel ratio.

27. Atryd

    25 January, 2007, 1:23 pm

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    I prefer to have more than not enough.

28. BryGuy

    25 January, 2007, 1:35 pm

    it’s a pretty sorry lookin bagel to begin with. Was there hair in that brick of cream cheese?

29. Tara

    25 January, 2007, 1:39 pm

    Butter and cream cheese is like gravy on fries. Sometimes it’s like, “Enough already, with the fat!”

30. Anton

    25 January, 2007, 2:43 pm

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    Goes right along with the woman at McDonalds yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder, extra cheese, super sized fries and a diet coke.

31. Atryd

    25 January, 2007, 2:56 pm

    Exactly!! When consumers convert fat-free products into free fat!

    You have to try popcorn with nacho cheese & jalapenos!!

32. Spud

    25 January, 2007, 5:27 pm

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    There is NEVER enough fat fried with fat!! gravy on chips is an institution in these parts south of the equator…

    :geek:

33. Meagan

    25 January, 2007, 5:42 pm

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    You’ve obviously never tried poutine, a French-Canadian dish of fries, cheese curds and a WHOLE LOT OF GRAVY.

    That bagel looks like it came from Tim Horton’s.

34. OCBeavis

    25 January, 2007, 5:56 pm

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    I thought I was the only who remebered that place. BWD and PP definitely have it right about the portion size.

    Would you like some bagel to go with your cream cheese?

35. cows go moo

    25 January, 2007, 6:53 pm

    ahhh. . . you can almost feel your arteries clogging :dead:

36. Spud

    25 January, 2007, 7:05 pm

    You know Megan, Poutine just sounds wrong, kinda like something you just spat out.

    ello ello, wat iz thees? ah … ah ….poutine!

    scuse em wah

    :geek:

37. Driver

    25 January, 2007, 7:08 pm

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    Amen Spud , my favorite is Chili Cheese Fries
    { taters smotherd with beef chili no beans smotherd with melted chedder cheese smotherd with sour cream .

    MMMMMMM thats good eats !

38. Mikeme

    25 January, 2007, 8:01 pm

    I say screw the bagel, and get a couple of nice donuts!! :java:

39. chinabear

    25 January, 2007, 9:57 pm

    Donuts are easier to screw than bagels…. :wang: 😳

40. Penguin Pete

    25 January, 2007, 10:54 pm

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    With lines like this from Anna, why does Mandy get all the attention?

41. mikeB

    25 January, 2007, 11:20 pm

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    Dude, seriously. Have you seen Mandy? :wang: :wang: :wang:

42. cronewynd

    25 January, 2007, 11:35 pm

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    So, what am I, chopped liver?
    😀

43. Nikki

    25 January, 2007, 11:44 pm

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    I concur. Mandy is TEH hawtness.

44. Mandy

    26 January, 2007, 12:45 am

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    Aw, thanks guys! (bats eyelashes) :kiss:

45. Spud

    26 January, 2007, 5:08 am

    Oh yeah, those summer pics from last year were the good stuff.

    Do we have an update anytime soon perchance?

    (bats eyelashes) :geek:

46. Lisa

    26 January, 2007, 1:44 pm

    Whenever I’m in Manhattan, I have to remember to specify “light schmear…light cream cheese.” If I could order it with a screwdriver (no-carb oj with an extra shot of vodka), I’d be all set for the day.

47. Mandy

    26 January, 2007, 6:25 pm

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    Spud! Wouldn’t you want to wait until summer when I’m wearing less? :thong:

48. Spud

    26 January, 2007, 7:32 pm

    Yes, you’re right, less is more, it’s just that it’s summer here in the antipodes and I kinda forgot about it being winter up there, although I’m sure being creative on a bearskin rug in front of a roaring fire would be in all likelihood inappropriate…

    :geek:

49. Meagan

    28 January, 2007, 4:28 pm

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    That’s why I stopped eating it.

    :puke:

50. Meagan

    28 January, 2007, 4:37 pm

    Oh, and there’s no way you guys are seeing the boob shots I took on Friday. I was WAAAAAAAAAY too drunk when I took those. ❓ :puke:

51. Ms Puppet Launcher

    30 January, 2007, 7:27 am

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    Oh now you’ve teased us. C’mon. Show us the puppies. I’ll show mine too. :boob: :boob:

52. Meagan

    31 January, 2007, 12:01 pm

    I think I’d have to be drunk again to do that.

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