Intalligint

1. Penguin Pete

   16 January, 2007, 12:45 am

   Maybe we’re not talking nationality. Maybe it’s “it’s a lion!” but the apostrophe ‘s’ wouldn’t fit…? 🙄

   The HandzOff link – if you like the cream (mmmmm….coconut!), you’ll love the fridge magnets!

2. Kusanagi

   16 January, 2007, 4:34 am

   Ok, I’m guessing this guy is a Lion’s fan (based on the Michigan plates) and has some Italian heritage.

   Or, he could just be an idiot.

   Take your pick.
   But why the hell it’s on a Lexus has me baffled.

3. mikeB

   16 January, 2007, 6:58 am

   We can safely deduce five things about Mr. Man here. And it is a man.
   1. He’s probably well off (Lexus)
   2. He’s Italian
   3. He’s a Leo
   4. He’s not very punny
   5. He’s a complete jackass

4. StevieC

   16 January, 2007, 8:08 am

   ItALosr

5. Rosalind

   16 January, 2007, 8:35 am

   It sounds like a mix of Italian and Stalion. (Have I spelt that correctly?!) 😳

6. junkman

   16 January, 2007, 9:21 am

   I TALION. U JANIAN. WHERE BOY?

7. sledge

   16 January, 2007, 9:51 am

   How come he’s not driving a Fiat? How does the antimasturbatioary cream work? Does it become so slippery that your hand slip off? Perhaps a few grains of sand would help

8. Davezilla

   16 January, 2007, 9:57 am

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   Nope. Stallion has two ‘L’s.

9. Shrubby

   16 January, 2007, 10:22 am

   Not much to say about the Italion except that my boss drives a Lexus…I think that explains enough. As for the anti-masturbationary cream, does that have anything to do with know where your towel is day? 😆

10. Mitch

    16 January, 2007, 11:01 am

    Maybe he’s a Reggae Artist!
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=141096808
    😳

11. Rosalind

    16 January, 2007, 11:04 am

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    Knew I should of put that other L in! 👿

    Try that again; Italian Stallion! 😛

12. Bjorn Freeh

    16 January, 2007, 11:34 am

    “It a Lion” may be akin to “He hate me”, only with a Detroit twist. I would be willing to bet that many of Detroit’s professional football players drive overpriced Toyotas…

13. Mandy

    16 January, 2007, 11:36 am

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    LOL!

14. Sher

    16 January, 2007, 12:03 pm

    Shouldn’t that plate say “IMS2PID”

15. pablo

    16 January, 2007, 12:06 pm

    Probably making up for this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRhVcJsypg&mode=related&search=
    I’ll bet mom was wearing these on her fingers while she schooled him
    http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16396&cat=327&page=3

16. Lung the Younger

    16 January, 2007, 12:57 pm

    An Ital-ion is a positively or negatively charged molecular particle that wants its electrons back by Wednesday or it’ll break your knees with a baseball bat.

17. chainstay

    16 January, 2007, 1:27 pm

    What ever his deal is I, for one, would not trust him because I am sure he is a mix of two cats; a lion-cheetah. I know, bad joke but I felt it needed to be said.

18. Davezilla

    16 January, 2007, 3:14 pm

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    Brilliant, Lung, as always.

19. Spud

    16 January, 2007, 4:10 pm

    I’m also puzzled as to why an Italion would put a plate like that on a non Italion car. Maybe it’s just a cover up/alter ego thing.

    It’s probably driven by a 5’2″ bespectacled Jewish bank clerk with a hump, or his mother.

    IMALOSER

20. Flash Gordon

    16 January, 2007, 5:44 pm

    Looks as though his mom not only beat the gay out
    of him but stomped the shit out of him as well.
    Hilarious! 😳 👿 😈 :wtf: :wang:

21. Shamrock

    16 January, 2007, 8:17 pm

    The Handzoff instructions state to “Keep applying until you get relief.” I guess if you keep applying it, you WILL get “relief.” 😈

22. Lisa

    17 January, 2007, 2:37 pm

    Gimme some of that Handzoff…. 8)

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