Label instructions

1. TheFaramir

   11 October, 2004, 12:06 am

   It’s good to know that articles of clothing did not vote for Bush.

2. Bowler

   11 October, 2004, 12:23 am

   I’m still wondering why anyone’s apologizing to FRANCE about who our President is.

   Also, I’m sure the folks who made this had no idea that if Kerry gets elected next term, that the label will also apply to him as it doesn’t define *which* President.

   For that matter, they could just be complaining about their own company’s President for all we know.

3. optimuscrime

   11 October, 2004, 1:05 am

   bowler:

   i don’t know where you work, but where we work, we don’t vote for the company’s president.

   lukas
   ps: i wonder how the boss would take it if i announced a by-election at work this week. i think it’s time for a regime change.

4. Spud

   11 October, 2004, 1:26 am

   I think it’s a hoot 😈

5. Spud

   11 October, 2004, 1:34 am

   Plus I reckon you could add a few more…

   9. Article can cause suffocation.
   10. Place article with whites in washer.
   11. This article is not a life saving device.
   12. No animals were harmed in the manufacture of this article.
   13. The moon landing did take place.
   14. Next weeks lotto numbers are not available.

   ad infinitum…

   😀

6. wantwit

   11 October, 2004, 3:01 am

   *sigh* and to think i used to come here for the ORIGINAL content. Dave, you’re slipping.

7. Planetjml - Blog de Miguel Leon

   11 October, 2004, 3:26 am

   Mas claro ni en el agua
   Esta es buenisima,

   Esta es la etiqueta de una pequeña firma de ropa que vende productos en Francia.

   Esta es la traducción de la parte que esta en francés.

   1. Lavar con agua templada.
   2. Use jabon suave.
   3. Secar solo.
   4. No use blanq…

8. Anna

   11 October, 2004, 3:52 am

   @bowler: you should apologize to the whole world for this president (not just France). 😀

9. Anna

   11 October, 2004, 3:53 am

   But the label IS funny.

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    11 October, 2004, 4:32 am

    Oh Wantwit. Sometimes you are just too demanding.

    What Dave is clearly trying to do here, is broaden our cultural horizons beyond the deli counter.

    He wants us to move to the clothing section.

    Tommorow’s post will be of a German sausage, amusingly shaped as the Virgin Mary with a Hitler moustache.

    Well possibly…..It’s not is it Dave?

    😕

11. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    11 October, 2004, 4:46 am

    Well… I must admit that I do share Wantwit’s slight disappointment, as that label is quite old news … to me anyway, but not everybody else, so GO DAVE GO!

    My spirits were uplifted and now I’m just happy to discover que mi español sigue siendo bueno en 5:00 de la mañana.

    Gracias, Miguel Leon.

    :kiss:

12. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    11 October, 2004, 5:19 am

    Can I just apologise for Tony Blair whilst I’m here?

    He’s so far up the Presidents ass..he can see Donald Rumsfelds’ feet!

    😕

13. Davezilla

    11 October, 2004, 7:54 am

    Sorry, Todd. I’ll try harder tomorrow. 😕

14. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    11 October, 2004, 8:40 am

    Dave……..

    Don’t make excuses…you HAD your chance to impress Wantwit and I’m afraid all this “try harder” talk will only compound the situation and make matters worse.

    Shame on you.

    😈

    P.S If it’s any consellation I’m having creative opposition of my own right now. 😆

15. coconut

    11 October, 2004, 9:54 am

    i’m amused 🙂

16. danithew

    11 October, 2004, 10:31 am

    I’d like to see a French counterpart that sold t-shirts in the U.S., apologizing for Chirac.

    Nice smilies system by the way. Very cool looking.

17. Davezilla

    11 October, 2004, 11:18 am

    Thanks! Drew all but three of them.

18. manza

    11 October, 2004, 11:27 am

    You guys can’t actually think that that is actually real. You dolts.

19. Natalie

    11 October, 2004, 12:12 pm

    That label is real, and it can be found in some models of bags by Tom Bihn, listed here.

    And Wantwit? Dave was a little distracted this weekend. It’s entirely my fault. :boobs::wang:

20. Davezilla

    11 October, 2004, 1:06 pm

    I’ll take that kind of distraction anytime. 😀

21. wantwit

    11 October, 2004, 1:26 pm

    so would i. sorry bro, i had no idea. continue the :boobs::wang:

22. juancuca

    11 October, 2004, 1:57 pm

    Funny 😛

    This is my first visit to Davezilla (via RSS feed), keep up the good work.

    Cheers from Argentina.

23. Bowler

    11 October, 2004, 4:20 pm

    OptimusCrime: Ahhh, but there’s the rub! You guys didn’t vote for your President at your company, and neither did they, evidently. I’m just wondering why they feel the need to apologize for it. 😆

24. Liliputian Lilith

    11 October, 2004, 4:47 pm

    the apologetic care label
    This just goes to show that you can never know what a piece of clothing will be sensitive to… Especially politically!…

25. Agatha

    11 October, 2004, 5:13 pm

    I think they’re just trying to reassure us that they’re not terrorists. Given these times we live in…

26. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    11 October, 2004, 6:07 pm

    M’kay, Dave and Natalie … TMI.

    BAH! Who am I kidding? You know your readers want the dirt! 😛

    Oh and about Chirhttp://www.davezilla.com/wp-images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif
    :grin:ac: *raises glass* :java: “DOWN WITH THE FRENCH!”t was for the Rev.)

    :dead:

27. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    11 October, 2004, 6:18 pm

    Whoops … something went wonky with my stuff there … my smiley didn’t work … and some other stuff … I know I typed it right … or maybe I’m in dire need of sleep … that might be it, too …

    :dead:

28. Esther

    11 October, 2004, 8:56 pm

    It’s new to me, and quite amusing, as well! Not disappointed one bit here, Dave.:lol:

29. Catasha

    12 October, 2004, 12:00 am

    Thats stupid bush is awesome and duh cloths can’t vote they can’t even voice their oppoion lol!:razz:

30. UtterlyBoring.com

    19 October, 2004, 2:40 pm

    We Didn’t Vote For Him
    You have to love it when political statements appear on clothing tags….

31. Anonymous

    19 October, 2004, 5:29 pm

    :sad::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

32. Anonymous

    19 October, 2004, 5:29 pm

    :boobs::boobs:
    :wang:

33. What Matters?

    20 October, 2004, 1:33 am

    Political Labels
    Great statement and great placement! You’re gonna love this clothing tag….

34. DonD

    21 October, 2004, 8:36 pm

    I have clothing (shirts) with messages on the front, and some have messages on the back. Never thought to buy one with a message on the tag. WHAT A NOVEL IDEA! Like Kerry’s plan to provide healthcare to all and only tax the top, what… 5 percent! Some folks are just too smart for me.

35. sarita

    22 October, 2004, 4:45 pm

    that was kool tag!:grin:

36. boobs

    24 October, 2004, 10:08 pm

    :limp:

37. Andy

    04 November, 2004, 8:18 am

    🙄 I can’t believe how many rednecks live in the US .. why ? cause only rednecks will vote for their own ( BUSH ) ! 😡

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