Complete this Sentence:

1. MJaz

   27 November, 2006, 12:13 am

   …hit it with a ball peen hammer.

2. NuggetMaven

   27 November, 2006, 12:45 am

   smear it with peanut butter and let my rottweiler lick it off… 💡

3. Fellow Eskimo

   27 November, 2006, 12:54 am

   breathe…

   *boring*

4. Lung the Younger

   27 November, 2006, 4:08 am

   …lose control of both houses of Congress.

5. Spud

   27 November, 2006, 5:32 am

   “No doctor. It only hurts when I sit down”

6. Nikki

   27 November, 2006, 6:19 am

   “No doctor. It only hurts when I let Mr. Blobby swallow.”

7. mikeB

   27 November, 2006, 6:44 am

   “No doctor. It only hurts when I pay my insurance deductible.”

8. Myra

   27 November, 2006, 7:52 am

   When I pee

9. Kangaroo

   27 November, 2006, 8:06 am

   When I get your bill…………

10. Brad K.

    27 November, 2006, 8:12 am

    No, doctor, it only hurts when I lay on my stomach and dream of being intimate with Hilary Clinton while Bill and Monica watch and touch us. And my wife isn’t asleep. Then I wake up startled, and have these nasty bruises all over my ribs on the left side, except that one time I had scratches on the left side of my left leg, and then there was the time I had a bruise on the back of my head and my shoulder was numb, then black and blue.

    Yes, doctor. My wife and I are both conservative independent voters. Why do you ask?

11. Bigwavdave

    27 November, 2006, 8:18 am

    …say “Actually dear, I’ve never cared for that outfit on you…”

12. Bigwavdave

    27 November, 2006, 8:46 am

    “…use fresh batteries and put it on high.”

    “get too close to a certain ferret.”

    “when you don’t use the K-Y Gel…OUCH!!!

13. sledge

    27 November, 2006, 9:59 am

    say “that dress doesn’t make you LOOK fat ,you ARE fat “

14. Bjorn Freeh

    27 November, 2006, 10:20 am

    [Comment ID #80625 will be quoted here]

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I read LtY’s response. My sides ache.”

    😆

15. Lung the Younger

    27 November, 2006, 10:27 am

    Bless you Bjorn. Why if I keep getting flattering references like that, they might start letting me use sharp objects in here.

16. Night Queen

    27 November, 2006, 10:29 am

    …..just get done being examined by you! :undies: :wtf:

17. pablo

    27 November, 2006, 12:04 pm

    …talk to women.
    Hey, when they said they were going to make a short film about my life they didn’t say I would be protrayed by a stick figure. Did it make me look fat?

18. Sex & Moxie

    27 November, 2006, 12:57 pm

    flick it with my finger while it’s engorged.

19. scamper

    27 November, 2006, 3:31 pm

    let her play with it :wang:

20. Flash Gordon

    27 November, 2006, 4:19 pm

    attempt to stick my Johnson in my ear. :wtf: :kiss: 😳 :wang: 🙄

21. H. R. Gerrard

    27 November, 2006, 4:20 pm

    …Wake up. And it doesn’t stop until I go to sleep. And the only cure for it is terminal. I think I have Dangerfields’ Syndrome! I tried committing suicide. Yesterday I threw myself in front of a bus. But the driver wouldn’t run over me because I didn’t have the ‘Exact Change!’ I called the Suicide Hotline. They asked me “What’s taking so long?” And I just found out that Dr. Kervorkian is no longer taking requests! I Tell you, I don’t get no respect at all! ❓

22. cbatdux

    27 November, 2006, 5:54 pm

    vote republican or listen to rush limbaugh.

23. Meagan

    27 November, 2006, 7:59 pm

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I crack my neck like this. CRAAAACCKK! Oh crap.” :dead:

24. KanDo

    27 November, 2006, 10:04 pm

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I have non-stop sex for 8 hours and forget the lube!”

25. Driver

    27 November, 2006, 10:34 pm

    No Doctor . It only hurts when I sprout a snout and a tail and howl at the moon , fortunatly that only happens a few nights a month , but on the up side theres no mood swings .

    [Comment ID #80628 will be quoted here]

    Nikki , please explain [ Mr. Blobby ] ?

26. Anton

    27 November, 2006, 10:35 pm

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I bite.” 🙄

27. Penguin Pete

    28 November, 2006, 1:20 am

    …when I let you put your whole fist up there.”

28. Super anonymous strikes again

    28 November, 2006, 3:45 am

    “No doctor. It only hurts when I fart.”

29. TRANS AM MAN

    28 November, 2006, 10:07 am

    when i am inside of you :wang:

30. donna

    28 November, 2006, 3:26 pm

    No doc it only hurts if I , sit and spin and don’t have a smooth surface. 🙄

31. Bonana

    28 November, 2006, 6:44 pm

    ooh baby Trans Am Man….why does it hurt so bad? 😈

32. nanner

    29 November, 2006, 6:42 am

    :puke:when I puke and it comes out my nose :lol:its happened to the best of us!!

33. trans am man

    29 November, 2006, 9:06 am

    Because i am so large and u are tight :wang:

34. Lisa

    30 November, 2006, 1:11 pm

    when I have to use my whole hand to grab your head out of your ass. Mind if I ask how’s the view? :wtf:

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