What is it?

1. Anna

   17 November, 2006, 2:59 am

   Whhaaaaaah, someone stole my blankeyyyyyyy, whhaaaaaah

2. Picklemon

   17 November, 2006, 7:31 am

   Hey, what’s wrong wrong with hitchhiking with a towel?

   http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

3. Nik

   17 November, 2006, 7:31 am

   soft fluffy kittens…. 💡

4. Davezilla

   17 November, 2006, 8:10 am

   It actually looks better in the photo than it did in real life. It was dingy and grey. I assumed it was one of those bathroom rugs, but why would you fly with that? :wtf:

5. Bigwavdave

   17 November, 2006, 8:32 am

   What we have here is obviously a used, wool, car-washing mitt. These are often used during long flights to…well, I can’t really discuss it in polite company.

6. trans am man

   17 November, 2006, 9:27 am

   ITS A TURBEN RUNNNNN!!!!!

7. junkman

   17 November, 2006, 9:29 am

   it may be a sheep apron, as linked in “the best thanksgiving ever”, apron section.
   it may be oscar the grouch’s white cousin.
   it may be some kind of airport washroom shammy
   it may be a sweater knit from the stitchy mcyarnpants “groovy 70’s issue”.
   it may be a yeti fur.
   it’s probably an old seat cover removed from the mini-van for comfort on the trip.
   :puke:

8. Brad K.

   17 November, 2006, 9:37 am

   Jenny was both annoyed — that her mother had insisted on seeing her pack those dratted ‘yeti’ ski sox — and warmed that her family cared.

   These sox were a family tradition. They were knitted for each daughter as she entered puberty, to express love and as a really, really warm ‘fuzzy’ to carry through the worst of North Dakota’s winters. This ‘hairy socks’ tradition dated back to colonial times (way back when ‘home’ was upstate Massachusetts, about 40 miles from the ‘burning ladies’ of the time). Back then, the tradition was that the dutiful daughter would pick out a beau, and get married before the sox wore out.

   The advent of modern cotton and polyester and nylon fibers helped to keep the tradition alive, that the last day of wearing the Fuzzy Things was the day before the wedding. Like her mother and grandmother that kept theirs pressed with flowers and wedding photos, the multilayered half-boots made treasured keepsakes. If they did show more wear by wedding day than for those first Fuzzy Things daughters.

   But Jenny’s Fuzzy Things were showing a bit of wear, they were getting a bit dingy, and she still felt foolish carrying them with, like they would help Prince Charming find her and carry her off to wedded bliss. And besides, Marta would be pissed if Jenny tried to bring a man to their bed.

   But Mom cared, so into the pack went the expectation that dutiful motherhood and daughters were just around the corner in Jenny’s life.

9. sledge

   17 November, 2006, 9:55 am

   just a spare flying carpet

10. Sher

    17 November, 2006, 10:49 am

    You just never know when a dead animal will come in handy.

11. Diesel

    17 November, 2006, 11:49 am

    Nothing like a little roadkill to keep people from sitting in the seat next to you.

12. Kangaroo

    17 November, 2006, 12:32 pm

    Ear muffs, to block out those ill-behaved children next to you?

13. Bigwavdave

    17 November, 2006, 12:39 pm

    Just found the lighted bras in the link – – – Perfect for that SPECIALNew Year’s Eve party, no?

14. Lounge Puppy

    17 November, 2006, 12:42 pm

    Rule Number One: Always know where your towel is.

15. Craig

    17 November, 2006, 1:14 pm

    Hmm…looks to me like they didn’t want to use the airline-supplied toilet paper so they brought their own… :puke:

16. Myra

    17 November, 2006, 2:10 pm

    One of Shatner’s really old toupees! ❓

17. BryGuy

    17 November, 2006, 3:09 pm

    Yo Dave, you spelled “board” wrong.

    Fixed, thanks. It was late. — Zilla

18. Spud

    17 November, 2006, 4:21 pm

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    I think Bigwavdave has got it in one, although, how does he know?

    :geek:

19. Harry

    17 November, 2006, 5:31 pm

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    That’s not roadkill, that’s carrion.

20. Tina Marie

    17 November, 2006, 7:39 pm

    Can you say MERKIN???

21. kari

    17 November, 2006, 9:20 pm

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    I agree with this… That or i’s a really worn out pillow made from shag carpet

22. Drusky

    17 November, 2006, 10:49 pm

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    Dave, maybe when this person uses the airplane bathroom to strip and spongebath during the long trip, the bathroom rug keeps the toes warm… 😆

23. Drusky

    17 November, 2006, 10:52 pm

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    Airport security should give you a extra special screening with the wand for that… 😈

24. Craig

    18 November, 2006, 3:16 am

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    I’m confused…i have been visiting this site for a while, so today i logged in to get my davezilla fix, and much to my dismay there was already a comment left by me. What’s REALLY fucked up is i haven’t left a comment. So, i’m thinking i’m a victim here dave. Here is the link that goes to this douschbag’s website. He is a identity thief! http://nuclearmoose.com/
    I know that i am awesome, and a lot of fellas would like to live the life of Craig, but you need to find you’re own self.

    Embrace what you have, no need to steal me.

    FUCK YOU!!!

25. Tara

    18 November, 2006, 10:46 am

    I never was good at knowing my limits.

    In this case, however, I will show unusual restraint and not give an opinion on whatever that is in that cheap imitation leather bag.

    DOH! I can’t not give opinions!

26. Davezilla

    18 November, 2006, 1:23 pm

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    I doubt it’s identity theft so much as someone with the same name. If anyone else comments as Davezilla, it shows up as me (of course, it gets held for moderation first). When in doubt, go to your profile and change your password. 😐

27. Meagan

    18 November, 2006, 2:11 pm

    Moldy bath towel? Poodle?

28. Nikki

    18 November, 2006, 2:31 pm

    Someone shaved Bob Hoskin’s back to weave a blanket.

29. Davezilla

    18 November, 2006, 2:53 pm

    [Comment ID #80193 will be quoted here]

    Winner!

30. arthur

    18 November, 2006, 4:43 pm

    Denver or Detroit?

31. arthur

    18 November, 2006, 5:04 pm

    It’s a Zune skin.

32. Davezilla

    18 November, 2006, 5:36 pm

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    On the way to Denver. It did not bode well for the trip. You lucked out. :geek:

33. Belinda

    18 November, 2006, 8:48 pm

    Boring guess, but knitting/crochet in progress? Of course, you couldn’t have knitting needles on the plane, but a crochet hook might be allowed? But yeah, I’d want to know the source of that fiber if I were on the receiving end of the finished project.

34. CalieJo

    19 November, 2006, 3:07 am

    Somebody stole Lambchop, beat her and is now hiding the body!

35. pablo

    19 November, 2006, 3:22 pm

    Now that I know you were flying InContenental airlines it has been narrowed to adult diapers :wtf: or a cum rag ❓

36. NuggetMaven

    21 November, 2006, 4:41 pm

    Fuzzy thing looks more like a bathmat or one of those toilet tank cozies…

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