Car loses 3 hit points

1. manda

   18 August, 2006, 12:31 am

   ya i would say thats deffinently realy gay :dead:

2. evilmister

   18 August, 2006, 12:38 am

   #1:And lo! it seems that our metal steed has been stricken with a magic missile!
   #2:Dude, we totally nailed that effing harpy!
   #3:I dunno, Melchior, i still think we shouldn’t’ve pissed that bridge troll off. he seems to have eaten our engine.
   #4: it is a good thing i have this purple sash, else i would never be able to conjure forth Roadside Assistance.
   #5:Look, look at what evil has done to our most awesome dwarven steam-steed!

3. family jules

   18 August, 2006, 1:34 am

   Elward and Ivanheld basked in the dappled sunlight as they joyously ventured down yon highway toward the Castle Doofus. Theirs was a carefree jaunt, filled with the expectation of a lively feast at the local Applebee’s with roasted pig and meat pies, as well as saucy ladies aplenty. Little did they know, catastrophe was just around the next cloverleaf.

   As they wrought another tall tale to pass the time, suddenly the powerful beast on which they traveled sputtered, quaked and gasped it’s last breath. As they dismounted, the duo realized they would never reach Castle Doofus in time for the Joust of Lords, their money cleverly laid on Sir Prancelot.

   Perhaps Ivanheld had forgotten to check ye old dipstick for oil, or more likely, Elward had overlooked the level of crude feed the beast required to go further than a ward’s stretch.

   Either way, they were fucked.

4. Meagan

   18 August, 2006, 1:55 am

   “Perhaps if I poke it with my sword our metal carriage will move again, Sir Puffypants?”
   “No need, Sir Dorkus. I shall use my magical powers to command the carriage move forward. Now, noble Ford, I command you move forth!”

5. Marcus

   18 August, 2006, 3:21 am

   The DM must have been giving directions.

   The guy in black is going to repair the car with magic.

6. Spud

   18 August, 2006, 3:27 am

   Thanks you two, at least I now have idea of what the hell is going on.

   Wearing sashes and long boots is kinda strange in this day and age, plus I couldn’t work out what greenboy was holding nor what pwince buttface was hoping or trying to achieve.

   Well done, it all makes perfect sense now.

   :geek:

7. Irish

   18 August, 2006, 5:37 am

   Though it had fared through many rush hours, the mighty beast had finally seen its last. Thus, the two forlorn travelers bid farewell to the noble beast as they stick their thumbs in the air….

8. bhamm

   18 August, 2006, 7:42 am

   – Reptile and Noob Saibot try out their new fatalities on a Dodge Neon.
   – “Pimp My Ninja Ride”
   – The warriors are confused after traveling through the rift in time and space. They try to teach a car their native tongue.

9. Mandy

   18 August, 2006, 8:20 am

   [Comment ID #73586 will be quoted here]

   Can’t stop laughing! 😀 😀 😀 Bravo, Jules! :kiss:

10. junkman

    18 August, 2006, 9:10 am

    un-charmed fingers uphelp for an hour
    elward and ivanheld glower
    if we’d visited merlin
    down the road we’d be hurlin’
    instead we’re gay dorks with no power

    happy bad poetry day! 🙄

11. Lung the Younger

    18 August, 2006, 11:10 am

    “I can’t fix this, Tim. Where’s a damn Jock when you really need one?

12. Selkielass

    18 August, 2006, 11:22 am

    Dang, it’s Pennsic, and I think I might know the fellow in black…
    Hey, Half my family is there right now and I’d be there too if I could afford it!
    Laugh if you will, but it’s the biggest/best party in the ‘Knowne Worlde’.

13. Ravishing Rob

    18 August, 2006, 2:12 pm

    If they happen to successfully ‘summon’ AAA, what do they have to roll on the percentage die to get that piece of crap movin’ again?!?

14. smallhalo

    18 August, 2006, 3:46 pm

    HEY!! i think i know those guys :dead:

15. mikeme

    18 August, 2006, 4:12 pm

    I don’t know, It just went limp. Mabye a VW bus will come along. :limp: :limp: :wtf:

16. Patrick

    18 August, 2006, 5:41 pm

    Crackin’ a rat to Purple Haze, absolutely insane! LMAO 😆

17. rust

    18 August, 2006, 7:49 pm

    Hey! it’s the two dorks that I sold my lemon — errr, my previously owned vehicle — uhh, it’s divine justice at work.

18. Penguin Pete

    18 August, 2006, 7:50 pm

    “So, that’s the problem. The engine got polymorphed into a cave troll. Dammit, Moonwolf, I told you *never* read a scroll until you’ve identified it!”

19. Nikki

    18 August, 2006, 8:28 pm

    I think he needs to use his 12th level powerz to change that Neon into an Audi.

20. Flash Gordon

    18 August, 2006, 8:43 pm

    Is that a circus in the background? These two probably escaped from the
    Tent of the Geeks. :geek: :geek: 😕 :wtf: 😈

21. silentstorm

    18 August, 2006, 9:50 pm

    “Ah, but I’m from the house of Slytherin. I’m cousin to Draco Malfoy. I will just whip out my wand here and say those words and behold thy car will be fix…Repairo…ahem, repairo…DAMN YOU HARRY POTTER!”

22. Chicky

    18 August, 2006, 10:00 pm

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    Bravo!!! Good observational skills!

23. Drusky

    18 August, 2006, 10:57 pm

    The angry Red Taurus opens it’s hungry mouth as Sir Nafta attempts to cast a freeze monster spell. His trusted companion, Sir Baldy of Dorkamere, realizes the monster was created by a mighty race known as The Teamsters from the far away empire of Dearborn. Knowing that The Teamsters are a powerfull clan and his friend’s magic wasn’t strong enough , He then procedes to create a Gelatinous Cube in his pants… 😈

24. Drusky

    18 August, 2006, 10:59 pm

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    Perhaps they only need to cast ‘Animate Dead’ on it…

    😆

25. Mandy

    19 August, 2006, 11:24 am

    These are some of the funniest comments ever :geek:

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