January 2019 | Davezilla

KFC Milkbar

KFC Milkbar — “There was me, that is Colonel Sanders, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim and we sat in the KFC milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.”

So that’s how she did it…

Image of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman clenching her sword in her buttocks under a tight ball gown.

New books for my kids

Since they love animal book so much…

Can I lick Your Asshole?
Let’s Draw a Dick on Him
Charlotte’s Webcam
Because we’re a Catholic!

So many Brazilian

How many is a Brazilian?

I hate when that happens

Yeah, it seems like a great idea to have a Ouija board carpet, until your Roomba vacuum accidentally summons the Devil!