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Month: January 2014

I have a quwestion

January 31, 2014

Thank you for your patience! Your AT&T Representative will be with you shortly. Welcome! You are now chatting with ‘Vanessa‘ Vanessa: Hi David, Thanks for chatting, let me help you with your concern Dave: thank you Vanessa: Your welcome! Dave: You’re, not your. Vanessa: I’m not sure what you mean. Dave: You wrote “Your welcome”, […]

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My daughter follows the Pope on Twitter

January 7, 2014

Letting my 10 month-old girl play on my laptop. She manages to call up Pope Francis’ Twitter page and turn off the TV.

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My easily attainable 2014 New Years Resolutions

January 3, 2014

I make resolutions with the bar set really low, so I can attain them. I resolve never to purchase a Perfect Polly™ this year. Or any year. I resolve not to eat my fellow travelers if we’re stranded in the Arctic. Expanding on that last one, I resolve not to go anywhere I could possibly […]

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Redneck Death or Innovation?

January 24, 2014

If it seems contrary to common sense, you’re either about to die a redneck death, or have an innovative breakthrough. —Davezilla

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Shiny Coat

January 3, 2014

I caught my 10 month-old gnawing on our Pug’s Busy Bone. On the plus side, at least she’ll have a shiny coat.

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