Month: January 2014

  • I have a quwestion

    Thank you for your patience! Your AT&T Representative will be with you shortly. Welcome! You are now chatting with ‘Vanessa‘ Vanessa: Hi David, Thanks for chatting, let me help you with your concern Dave: thank you Vanessa: Your welcome! Dave: You’re, not your. Vanessa: I’m not sure what you mean. Dave: You wrote “Your welcome”,…

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  • Redneck Death or Innovation?

    If it seems contrary to common sense, you’re either about to die a redneck death, or have an innovative breakthrough. —Davezilla

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  • My daughter follows the Pope on Twitter

    Letting my 10 month-old girl play on my laptop. She manages to call up Pope Francis’ Twitter page and turn off the TV.

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  • Shiny Coat

    I caught my 10 month-old gnawing on our Pug’s Busy Bone. On the plus side, at least she’ll have a shiny coat.

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  • My easily attainable 2014 New Years Resolutions

    I make resolutions with the bar set really low, so I can attain them. I resolve never to purchase a Perfect Polly™ this year. Or any year. I resolve not to eat my fellow travelers if we’re stranded in the Arctic. Expanding on that last one, I resolve not to go anywhere I could possibly…

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