WAIT! I WILL HELPS YOU TIE THIS

1. Pablo

   03 November, 2007, 9:40 pm

   Rule #1: Never wear pants the same color as the scratching post.

2. Davezilla

   03 November, 2007, 9:50 pm

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   How did you know?

3. Drusky

   03 November, 2007, 11:09 pm

   Just wait until that cat learns how to tie your shoes together as a gentle reminder to feed it…

4. Brad K.

   03 November, 2007, 11:31 pm

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   Raul, you misunderstand. This behavior is cat-speak for ‘You are late feeding me .. again.’ Cat’s aren’t necessarily big on time of day. But they are really strong believers in cause and effect. Such as, alarm rings – shower – get dressed – go to kitchen – feed cat. The know you haven’t been to the kitchen yet, and that is the important topic for them. Anything that delays ‘go to kitchen’ is teasing – you are toying with their minds by deliberately delaying ‘go to the kitchen.’ Since you are playing anyway, they figure you need to be playing with them.

   If you tie the shoes after feeding the cat, you lose your helper – and snagged threads in pants and socks.

5. kernny

   04 November, 2007, 2:19 am

   You have forgotten your most basic help !

6. kernny

   04 November, 2007, 2:19 am

   You have forgotten your most basic help !

7. kernny

   04 November, 2007, 2:19 am

   You have forgotten your most basic help !

8. Nicolette

   04 November, 2007, 5:47 am

   Perhaps he thought your pants were too long and wanted to help with adjusting their height? I don’t know, My cat just bitches at me till I give it what it wants, usually food. ( a la wake up cat from the other day) :wtf:

9. Spud

   04 November, 2007, 6:07 am

   Ha, cool pic Dave.

10. Chris S

    04 November, 2007, 6:20 am

    Dave has now officially gone over to the dark side…it appears there is no help for him. Alas, we hardly knew ye… soon he will be leaving posts ala the Sultan of Cleveland and wearing women’s bras for underwear.
    ❓ 🙁

11. AnnieB

    04 November, 2007, 8:19 am

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    It (the post) was in “My kitten plays fetch!” Duh 😛

    @ Nicolette – I believe that’s Natalie … at least, I hope to kiss a cat it is. 😆

12. Davezilla

    04 November, 2007, 9:23 am

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    Yes, I am not one to wear thumb rings.

13. AnnieB

    04 November, 2007, 9:42 am

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    How about cock rings? 😈

    See how my mind works … just skips over tasteless and goes right to the gutter. 😛

14. Bigwavdave

    04 November, 2007, 11:36 am

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    And we LOVE that about you – Don’t ever change!

    Please refer to Viral Video #3 for a lesson in cat behavior.

15. chainstay

    04 November, 2007, 1:57 pm

    Does your cat like to watch you pee? My cat is fascinated by the act. This amuses/creeps me out. I guess I should just keep the door shut. But who am I to deny my kitten a bit of entertainment. As long as she doesn’t fall in or swat at the source.

16. Meagan

    04 November, 2007, 3:19 pm

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    Glad you could join me! There’s a lot of people who come by this gutter who could use a spanking. Want one? 😈

17. Driver

    04 November, 2007, 4:26 pm

    I got nothing for the kitten but AnnieB I’m sure you are quite tasty 😛 and Mistress Darla are we taking numbers today or is it first cum first spank :wang:

18. Driver

    04 November, 2007, 4:33 pm

    Today is: Sycophantic Elephants Day
    How much does an Elephant tharapist charge per hour 🙄 ?

19. Meagan

    04 November, 2007, 5:22 pm

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    Now spanking number 69. 😈

20. Nicolette

    04 November, 2007, 6:35 pm

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    I have to lock my bathroom door and my cat still meows and reaches underneath to try and get in. Next time make a lol with the cat in the bathroom ” I’z watchz u pee”

21. Flash Gordon

    04 November, 2007, 6:37 pm

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    Oh good! I believe I am number 70, but not so hard,
    please; I haven’t recovered from the last spanking.
    😛 :wang: :wang: 😈

22. Drusky

    04 November, 2007, 8:25 pm

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    What do you mean ‘goes right to the gutter’? Seems to me it pretty much STAYS in the gutter…

23. AnnieB

    04 November, 2007, 8:46 pm

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    Guilty as charged! I only come up for air. 😈

    Yoohoo, Mistress Darlaaaaa …. 😛

24. Drusky

    04 November, 2007, 9:26 pm

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    She’s a little busy spanking the living daylights out of Flash right now, so nah! 😆

25. Astryd

    04 November, 2007, 10:33 pm

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    I’m next!!!! 😈 Must I leave my pants on or do you prefer barebottom?

26. julesOdeNile

    05 November, 2007, 9:44 am

    okay, pay attention. like i sez last time, this goeses here…and loopz out like so…thatz it!

27. Astryd

    05 November, 2007, 12:02 pm

    What rabbit?! You said the rabbit goes in the hole!! Where’s the fucking rabbit?!

28. Loli

    05 November, 2007, 4:09 pm

    “I thought what we had was Special, Mr. Left. And after all those times I humped you :limp: “

29. Grimm

    05 November, 2007, 11:45 pm

    The cat is mad because he doesn’t have opposable thumbs(and he doesn’t wear shoes).

30. Meagan

    06 November, 2007, 12:38 am

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    Like you should even ask? 😈

    SPANK!

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