Virginity by Major

1. Derek

   01 August, 2007, 2:02 am

   Where are the music majors on that list?

2. Bigwavdave

   01 August, 2007, 2:02 am

   Should we be considering minor virgins as well? Would that be under 21 or 18? Does this require an oral examination? Why am I still up?

3. TaterSalad

   01 August, 2007, 2:23 am

   I’m wondering the same thing as I sit here infront of my putter falling a sleep,:limp:

   did some one get a grant to study and graft how many virgins there are? 😀 :wang:
   Whats next a grant to study and graft turds??? :wtf:

4. Chris S

   01 August, 2007, 3:17 am

   Well I was a double major in biology and math so that explains why I was 155% virgin for a while. :limp:

5. Buck

   01 August, 2007, 6:39 am

   I’m pretty embarassed that I can’t do math as well as I’d like, but not as embarassed as I would be if I was still a virgin.

6. Buck

   01 August, 2007, 6:39 am

   I’m pretty embarassed that I can’t do math as well as I’d like, but not as embarassed as I would be if I was still a virgin.

7. Buck

   01 August, 2007, 6:39 am

   I’m pretty embarassed that I can’t do math as well as I’d like, but not as embarassed as I would be if I was still a virgin.

8. Buck

   01 August, 2007, 6:39 am

   I’m pretty embarassed that I can’t do math as well as I’d like, but not as embarassed as I would be if I was still a virgin.

9. Mandy

   01 August, 2007, 7:08 am

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   you should be more embarrassed that you don’t know how to use a comment button. 😀

10. Spud

    01 August, 2007, 7:43 am

    I like to major in the arts.

11. AnnieB

    01 August, 2007, 7:59 am

    Might not have been the best choice for a study of this type since Wellesley is a college for women. I mean you could be having plenty of sex and (technicality) still remain a virgin. So I’ve heard. 😛 :boob: :boob: :thong:

12. patrick

    01 August, 2007, 9:32 am

    Mandy, be nice now. When the page was redone the ability to see the post was lost. I’ve accidentally double posted before. It doesn’t look like it uploaded until you leave the page and come back.

    My aria britny v joy

13. junkman

    01 August, 2007, 9:44 am

    somewhere between “undeclared” and “psychology” there’s a 69.

14. Joe-the-ragman

    01 August, 2007, 10:19 am

    Mmmmmmmmmm I didn’t see a dad make a comment… Oh, wait; your day will come! Now I’m changing my daughters major.
    🙄

15. Pablo

    01 August, 2007, 10:38 am

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    Too later for the daughter, but the granddaughter is getting all the fun with math books she can handle.

16. sledge

    01 August, 2007, 11:08 am

    I wonder what the percentage is in contemporary basket weaving?

17. Brad K.

    01 August, 2007, 11:49 am

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    Hmm. I would like to see how diet (ratio of fat calories to soluble and insoluble fiber) and exercise (sedentary, isometric vs. isotonic exercise, vigorous lifestyle, jogging/running, walking) affect ratio of ‘floaties’ to sinkers, color, and delay in seconds in a standard bowl, before the turd starts to move.

    Maybe include temperatures, max temp and duration, min temp and duration, number of temp variations, and pattern of consuming liquids affects amount of strain to move the bowels, and likelihood of the turn resisting deforming to conform to flushing water.

    Maybe chart individual food choices that most affect strong odors. Factors that affect generation of flatulence might be handy to know, and whether anything affects the brilliance, aroma, and duration of fart flares.

    The inquiring (bathroom) mind wants to know.

18. chainstay

    01 August, 2007, 12:31 pm

    Brad K. That is funny shit

19. misterarthur

    01 August, 2007, 12:44 pm

    What about joggers?

20. StevieC

    01 August, 2007, 1:00 pm

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    Too many are ‘floaters’

21. Jim

    01 August, 2007, 1:03 pm

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    Too busy having sex to answer the poll!

22. StevieC

    01 August, 2007, 1:57 pm

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    When you’re by yourself, it’s not usually called ‘sex’

23. TaterSalad

    01 August, 2007, 2:03 pm

    Brad K Thanks for that brief summary, my responce is;
    Aint that some Shit?? :wtf:

24. Youre Welcome

    01 August, 2007, 2:42 pm

    Think.. at one point during the span of every generation, virginism is practically an epidemic with around 5 billion percent virgins..
    Thank god I turned 12.

25. kcbulldog

    01 August, 2007, 2:57 pm

    so if you teach Algebra your most likely going to die without ever getting any ass ever. that would explane alot. that is divine justice.

26. tian

    01 August, 2007, 2:59 pm

    What about those who have changed majors several times during their higher learning career?

27. Mikeme

    01 August, 2007, 3:24 pm

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    OUCH! Mandy hit the right buttons! 😛

28. patrick

    01 August, 2007, 4:35 pm

    Daaaaaave? How about a shout out for my anagram?

29. Meagan

    01 August, 2007, 4:36 pm

    I’m surprised that my time in Fine Arts doesn’t accurately reflect my virginity. Damn. 👿

30. Spud

    01 August, 2007, 6:28 pm

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31. Pablo

    01 August, 2007, 7:04 pm

    I feel sorry for Fourth grade math genius calculates a high probability of getting beat up. He probably doesn’t want to know about this study.

32. AnnieB

    01 August, 2007, 8:32 pm

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    Well good job, but where do you keep getting the “G” from?

33. AnnieB

    01 August, 2007, 8:33 pm

    (In Patrick’s anagram)

34. Spud

    02 August, 2007, 1:22 am

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    I missed Patrick’s anagram Annie…

    However – Brainy Mart, Ivy Joy :geek:

35. AnnieB

    02 August, 2007, 8:18 am

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    Oh, I see. I was confused since you quoted him in your comment.

    My hat (and my pants) are off to you … you’re really good at that!

    :kiss:

36. Maybe

    02 August, 2007, 2:04 pm

    Coming from a current Art Studio Major I can assure you that this graph is 100% accurate…in my field, anyway.

37. family jules

    02 August, 2007, 6:07 pm

    I started out in biology, then went back with a double major in English and History with a minor in Humanities, so I guess I went from nerd to slut in just a few years. Yea me!

38. Drusky

    02 August, 2007, 8:54 pm

    How can Political Science have such a high percentage?
    Isn’t politics all about ‘screw or be screwed’?

39. Rod

    03 August, 2007, 2:31 pm

    Hey, I was a Poli/Sc major and I got layed regularly. Maybe it’s because I was never the lawyer type and definately not a politician. And maybe it was because I was in college in the late sixties/early seventies.

40. Rod

    03 August, 2007, 2:31 pm

    Hey, I was a Poli/Sc major and I got layed regularly. Maybe it’s because I was never the lawyer type and definately not a politician. And maybe it was because I was in college in the late sixties/early seventies.

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