Tag: Thanksgiving

  • Annual Thanksgiving Day List

    Longtime readers know that every year I write a list on Thanksgiving of what I am thankful for. This year is no exception. Please let everyone know what you are thankful for in the comments.

    I am thankful that…

    1. …Sarah Palin is back to being America’s prettiest moose hunter.
    2. …cats cannot manipulate Plutonium.
    3. …unlike killer bees, poutine has not managed to cross the border into the US.
    4. …Uggs are not mandatory school uniform wear. Nor are Crocs.
    5. …Paris Hilton has disappeared from the media spotlight.
    6. …icebergs cannot fly.
    7. …mullets are popular again. Just for the comedic value I require.
    8. …people still don’t “get” Twitter, cause I’ll have a job as long as they don’t.
    9. …my parents don’t text me in LOLCATSPEEK
    10. …we do not serve balut for Thanksgiving.
  • Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving

    1. Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast
    2. Screaming at the gravy
    3. Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes
    4. Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus
    5. What would you avoid?