Reviews in Haiku

Reviews in Haiku 300 Best. Movie. Evar. Goddamned kids keep yelling out, "Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!" Beowulf Did they really have Hot chicks like Angelina In ancient Denmark? Spiderman 3 Wow, three criminals That’s three times the excitement And one third the plot. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Captain Jack is gone Thankfully Keira has not Gotten breast implants. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Jack and Kyle rock out But Ben Stiller's cameo Just sucks donkey balls.