Pope

Despite news stories that he is in ill health and receiving last rites, Pope John Paul II is starring in several action films this summer, including Lucas' newest effort as an ancient Jedi master. This summer, he is slated to appear in the next Harry Potter film, and finally, he will appear as The Thing in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. "The Pope isn't sick. Far from it," said Vatican insiders who described his manner as "spritely" and "looking rather buff". John Paul, or "Killer P" as the Cardinals refer to him, is spending Spring Break in Cancun with some…