I rarely have snappy comebacks

…but today I nailed one without skipping a beat. [SCENE: Starbucks] Woman: "Ahem. Is that an Apple product?" Me: "Yes, it's a G4 Laptop" Woman: "Well, you must be a devil worshipper, because only Democrats and satanists use Apple products." Me: "Why, I am a devil worshipper. Did the Mac give it away?"