lame

I would like super powers. Nothing too fancy, mind you. Just minor abilities to get me through the week. The ability to see through chocolates to the fillings before taking a bite The ability to sense road construction in time to catch an alternate route The ability to psychically detect which cashier is the fastest and least likely to call for a price check The ability to see through scratch-off tickets before purchasing them The ability to remove rusted, old screws without stripping the threading A magic bag that always contains the right size batteries for any appliance The ability…