I would like super powers. Nothing too fancy, mind you. Just minor abilities to get me through the week.
- The ability to see through chocolates to the fillings before taking a bite
- The ability to sense road construction in time to catch an alternate route
- The ability to psychically detect which cashier is the fastest and least likely to call for a price check
- The ability to see through scratch-off tickets before purchasing them
- The ability to remove rusted, old screws without stripping the threading
- A magic bag that always contains the right size batteries for any appliance
- The ability to send all the snow that was destined for my driveway to my neighbor’s
- The ability to make coworkers I dislike late to all their meetings during performance review week
- The ability to accurately predict when public transportation will actually show up
- What abilities would you like this year?
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