Hipster Jokes (before they go mainstream)
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number. Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: Force her into the mainstream. Q: What unit do you use to weigh hipsters? A: Instagrams. Q: How do you kill a hipster? A: Stab him with a Pitchfork. Q: Who was the first hipster? A: Doesn’t matter. You’ve never heard of her. Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave? A: They don’t like conventional ovens. Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? A: Mumblr. Photo Credit: Joel…
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